What Time Do You Take a Crap ? :)

[SAT 9,609]

My wife and I talked about what is normal crapping time ( long story)

I go about an hr after I get up.

She goes at night.

What time do you #######?

[oohpartiv 484]

My hubby could answer this... He goes to the bathroom more than anyone I know. He goes in the morning right before he gets up, and he also manages to time it so that he goes right before he takes a shower in the evening. I don't know how anyone manages to nail down a pooping schedule... I just go when I need to...

[Operator 1,925]

He goes before he gets up? That's different

My hubby could answer this... He goes to the bathroom more than anyone I know. He goes in the morning right before he gets up, and he also manages to time it so that he goes right before he takes a shower in the evening. I don't know how anyone manages to nail down a pooping schedule... I just go when I need to...

[oohpartiv 484]

He goes before he gets up? That's different

I should obviously not get on the internet shortly after waking up.

[SAT 9,609]

I should obviously not get on the internet shortly after waking up.

You should take a ####### shortly after getting up.

[oohpartiv 484]

You should take a ####### shortly after getting up.

I can't just make myself go! Maybe I should eat more fiber. It's all this damn rice...

[Eric-Pris 1,602]

I can't ####### at home on the weekends, but as soon as I get to work, within an hour I'm good to go. Work has that effect on me.

I'm very constipated whenever I take a vacation.

[moemac59 192]

My husband is the king of taking a pooh. He has to pooh in the morning right after he lets the biggest fart rip. He will sit on the toilet for at least a half hour and read...doing this naked I might add. He then comes home at lunch and does the same thing and then again after work and then right before bed. That dude can read 3-4 books a week. I always say it is where he does his best thinking. If we go out anywhere, he has to come home first and use the toilet as he cannot go in a public place. He is such a weirdo. I aksed him about the getting naked thing and he says it is because he works up such a sweat. Again weirdo but I love him...sorry I know that this is TMI but you asked so I told.

I usually go maybe once every second day and when it happens, it goes quick....no way am I sitting in the can sniffing out my own brand!!! If we are on vacation, forget it...major constipation.

[mota bhai 2,675]

My husband is the king of taking a pooh.

You lucky girl.

[moemac59 192]

You lucky girl.

Oh yeah so lucky!! He is a real charmer at times

[SAT 9,609]

My husband is the king of taking a pooh. He has to pooh in the morning right after he lets the biggest fart rip. He will sit on the toilet for at least a half hour and read...doing this naked I might add. He then comes home at lunch and does the same thing and then again after work and then right before bed. That dude can read 3-4 books a week. I always say it is where he does his best thinking. If we go out anywhere, he has to come home first and use the toilet as he cannot go in a public place. He is such a weirdo. I aksed him about the getting naked thing and he says it is because he works up such a sweat. Again weirdo but I love him...sorry I know that this is TMI but you asked so I told.

I usually go maybe once every second day and when it happens, it goes quick....no way am I sitting in the can sniffing out my own brand!!! If we are on vacation, forget it...major constipation.

That is a lotta info lol.

Charlie's gonna yell at me for starting this thread like he did Darnell lol

[moemac59 192]

That is a lotta info lol.

Charlie's gonna yell at me for starting this thread like he did Darnell lol

I know but you asked so I posted. LOL

I hope that Charles keeps this thread open. Sometimes a funny thread like this is what people need to relieve the stress of what they are going thru.

Why did he yell at Darnell? What did Darnell do now?

[SAT 9,609]

There's a link on page 92 of the rant lol

And I agree. This is comic relief. Help burn a little time.

[chaine1 116]

I'm as regular as rain, right after breakfast and morning coffee. On the very rare occassion it doesn't happen, my whole day feels ruined, as I feel like I've been ripped off.

Hubby is less regular, he just goes when he needs to go. Which I find weird.

I like being regular. Beats the stress of having to find a suitable toilet (because not every toilet will do for number 2 - hey, that rhymed!) at random times of the day.

[Rob & Monika 87]

I have one for every meal, after breakfast, mid morning, and after lunch. My wife can go days without having a BM. Both her and my 9 yr old daughter plug the toilet regularly. I need to invest in a toilet with a larger hole.