Boring Stuff About My Life

[Empress of Groovy 373]

14W, the day after I bought my last truck, and I prefer prescription narcotic pain killers, although my doctor is a little stingy with them.

Stool softeners are key, I've learned. Re: narcotic painkillers, that is.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Hey superstars! I'm eating a quick dinner before I go out. I'll probably have an IPA or two. Reid always has a Craftsman 1903.

Beer is my favourite analgesic!

Edit: got a tense wrong!

Edited November 13, 2012 by the maven

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I'm watching Teen Mom and it's making me feel a lot better about my life decisions.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Waiting for my friend to show up. I'm bored.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Friend fight! Update later!

[TBoneTX 43,195]

[quote name=' timestamp='1352770716' post='5817966]I just scratched my balls.More people (or, ahem, at least those properly equipped) should do this more often, and also put 41 lbs. psi of air into their car tyres (CABA spelling) when the weather first becomes chilly, see man.

I mused about a long-ago girlfriend who had related the following to me: "The camel died quite suddenly on the second day, and I fretted sulkily and, buffing my already impeccable nails -- not for the first time since the journey began -- pondered snidely if this would dissolve into a vignette of minor inconveniences like all the other holidays spent with Basil."

Edited to correct fingergraphical error, see man.

Edited November 13, 2012 by TBoneTX

[Penny Lane 8,159]

car tyres (CABA spelling)

Huh?

[mox 298]

I don't mean to brag, but I filled up my tank with gas this morning. Paid outside with a credit card. Did not have to even interact with a live person. Also availed myself of their free mud-water to clean my windows.

[^_^ 5,021]

I woke up this morning and drove to work. I tried to not go over the speed limit but I have poor impulse control. Oh, and I changed notification settings on my phone. That was exciting. Do I pick "everyone" or "contacts only"? Decisions, decisions.

[Krikit 1,163]

When I woke up it was pouring down rain, and then it turned to hail! I had my coffee and was very annoyed that my K-cup machine is on the fritz. Don't annoy a coffee drinker before they've had their coffee!!!

I sat down to drink it and noticed that the birds were looking forlorn because I had brought in their feeder and it was still sitting in my dishwasher. So I threw some seeds onto the deck because I wasn't going out in the pouring rain and hail but they haven't come back. I guess I wouldn't eat, either, if someone threw my food on the floor. Nuked my coffee for 30 seconds because it took so long to brew and then I exacerbated the problem by feeding birds. I might go back to a french press.

I made scrambled eggs and German rye toast and a small glass of mango juice. I am now running down the list of things I should do but don't want to.

[^_^ 5,021]

I am staring at bottle of Aquafina. It's about a quarter full. It's been sitting there for weeks. I wonder if water goes bad.

[Krikit 1,163]

That's kind of weird because I wondered the same thing and just wanted to let you know.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

This has become my favourite thread . . . oh wait, is this the sort of stuff I've been missing by not being on Facebook?

[^_^ 5,021]

I am eating a wrap with egg whites, spinach and low fat cheese. It's good.

[tmma 467]

I'm looking for a good Yorkshire pudding tin.