Is anybody else's spouse like this?

[himher 634]

This is turning into a "starve the man = starve the vulva" thread

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

What if you preferred to lay gall-bladder instead, huh man?

You bile away your time until the moment's right.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

This morning, after shaving, I may have slapped some Aqua Vulva on my face, but I was too sleepy to tell for sure, zzz man.

You were just preparing for a big meeting were just verifying what was on the pudenda for the day, sounds like Gynecology man!

Edited February 2, 2012 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Dan and Judy 614]

I showed my boyfriend this thread. He wanted to share his rules for my proper deportment and behaviour around him. It's handy for the other ladies!

• I demand that you lay prostate at my feet and look up at me in an adoring fashion while I play WoW
• There must be constant adulation of me as the King

• I demand that you keep the toilet seat UP when you finish going potty

• My food must be cooked to perfection

• I demand 5 star service

• When my glass is empty, you must refill without me asking.

• When my plate is clear, you must ask if I want a second portion or if it is okay for you to take it away

• You get to eat in the kitchen

• After I'm done.

• You are to read to me the daily news, without interjecting any comments

• You must cut my meat before you serve it to me

• You dare not insult me with inferior food

I think this list was written by a woman. I don't know any guys that care about the toilet seat. We can pee if the seat is up or down. We can even pee in the sink.

Girls is just jealous.

[Operator 1,927]

I bought my wife a watch for her birthday. She said "Thanks sweety but there is a clock on the stove"

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I think this list was written by a woman. I don't know any guys that care about the toilet seat. We can pee if the seat is up or down. We can even pee in the sink.

Girls is just jealous.

I could pee in the sink if I needed to. A lady need only pull down her knickers and hoist herself onto the sink. But it's not very nice and kind of unsanitary, so I'll stick to more culturally appropriate modes of waste management, ta muchly.

[Dan and Judy 614]

I could pee in the sink if I needed to. A lady need only pull down her knickers and hoist herself onto the sink. But it's not very nice and kind of unsanitary, so I'll stick to more culturally appropriate modes of waste management, ta muchly.

I think all that pulling down and hoisting would probably take a lot of the fun out of it. Which probably accounts for all that pee pee envy.

[mounir412 101]

you should talk to her about that

[Love's JAA 100]

I'll never forget the one funny thing my ex said. This was prior to our marriage when we were both in college. She's Chinese so her ability at recalling western names was not the best. We passed her management professor in the hall, his name being Vorwerk, and my ex enthusiastically belts out, "Hello Professor Vulva!" I choked when I heard that, and she had no clue as to why.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

That is hilarious!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'll never forget the one funny thing my ex said. This was prior to our marriage when we were both in college. She's Chinese so her ability at recalling western names was not the best. We passed her management professor in the hall, his name being Vorwerk, and my ex enthusiastically belts out, "Hello Professor Vulva!" I choked when I heard that, and she had no clue as to why.

[Susita 175]

I hope the OP got something to eat.

[Operator 1,927]

[Dan and Judy 614]

I bought my wife a watch for her birthday. She said "Thanks sweety but there is a clock on the stove"

Tell her the watch is for when you splurge and take her out to Mcdonalds

[Nagishkaw 510]

I think this list was written by a woman. I don't know any guys that care about the toilet seat. We can pee if the seat is up or down. We can even pee in the sink.

Girls is just jealous.