2.5 Million British Men Too Fat

[Ban Hammer 12,841]

New research issued by weight-management specialists LighterLife reveals that one in ten British men are unable to see their ####### because of their protruding bellies.

The research into the health of the nation’s men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn’t seen their ####### in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.

From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:

* 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week

* One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis

* 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men

* One in ten men never exercise

However it seems that only in drastic circumstances would British males consider doing something about their weight, explaining why the nation is becoming more obese each year:

* 52% would lose weight if they were constantly embarrassed about the way they looked

* 36% of those interviewed would only lose weight if they grew man boobs

* 52% would only lose weight if they received a serious health warning from their doctor

* 35% would take action if they were unable to have sex for an extended period of time

* 25 % would shed the pounds after consistent nagging from their partner

* 21% would lose weight if they were unable to do up their shoe laces

Mandy Cassidy, psychotherapist for weight-loss and weight-management company, LighterLife for men says: “It’s apparent that some British men take a relaxed approach to health and to losing weight. Often, it’s only when something drastic happens, will they consider losing weight and becoming healthier, which is a real worry.

Mandy continues: “The research reveals it is clearly not only women who worry about their appearance when it comes to extra weight. Men should be looking at maintaining a healthy lifestyle at all times not waiting for an obvious change to motivate them into action!”

It seems that men would also consider other options before losing weight and being able to see their ####### again. 34% of men would resort to creative shaving in order to make the length of their genitals appear larger, 19% would turn off the lights and 13% would even consider a ####### pump before losing weight.

Dr David Bull, a doctor and medical broadcaster said “A man who is not able to see his willy should think seriously about his health. He’s clearly on the brink of being or is already overweight. This simple check to see if your beer gut is a cause for concern, is something that men across the UK should be doing to ensure that a little bit of wobble doesn’t turn into a health issue. Not only is it not aesthetically pleasing, it could be damaging your long term health and survival”.

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[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Too chubby to see their chubbies, makes sense.

[TBoneTX 43,059]

If I'm healthy enough to exercise, I'm healthy enough not to, si man.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I wonder if this is one of the reasons why so many American women on this board marry Brit men ? Maybe they have more in common than the rest of us on here realized.

[TBoneTX 43,059]

I wonder if this is one of the reasons why so many American women on this board marry Brit men ? Maybe they have more in common than the rest of us on here realized.

, si man, but you've stepped in it now, oof man.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

, si man, but you've stepped in it now, oof man.

Only if it's a foot pump. American Men? Oh say can you no si man.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

, si man, but you've stepped in it now, oof man.

They won't even notice this thread. Their all much too busy posting on this thread here. After a week or so, it's up to an entire three pages now.

Edited June 17, 2011 by Why_Me

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I wonder if this is one of the reasons why so many American women on this board marry Brit men ? Maybe they have more in common than the rest of us on here realized.

Brits are a self-deprecating lot. They also have highly developed irony sensors.

[jundp 191]

Brits are a self-deprecating lot. They also have highly developed irony sensors.

I think one of the most awesome aspects of this is that the irony is utterly lost on certain people.

But, alas, wit cannot be taught.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

I think one of the most awesome aspects of this is that the irony is utterly lost on certain people.

But, alas, wit cannot be taught.

Neither can size.

Brits are a self-deprecating lot. They also have highly developed irony sensors.

Makes up for their shortcomings, apparently.

They won't even notice this thread. Their all much too busy posting on this thread here. After a week or so, it's up to an entire three pages now.

That's too easy.

[Ban Hammer 12,841]

They won't even notice this thread. Their all much too busy posting on this thread here. After a week or so, it's up to an entire three pages now.

apparently their awesomeness has rendered their spouses speechless

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I wonder if this is one of the reasons why so many American women on this board marry Brit men ? Maybe they have more in common than the rest of us on here realized.

Well, in spite of high levels of obesity levels in Britain it's still lower than the obesity levels in the US, which last time I checked were pretty high for men. So far fewer men here are able their ####### in this country. I suspect many who can't see their ####### still believe they should be with a 10, thankfully for them there's the K-1 visa.

Edited June 17, 2011 by Trompe le Monde

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Dr David Bull, a doctor and medical broadcaster said “A man who is not able to see his willy should think seriously about his health. He’s clearly on the brink of being or is already overweight. This simple check to see if your beer gut is a cause for concern, is something that men across the UK should be doing to ensure that a little bit of wobble doesn’t turn into a health issue. Not only is it not aesthetically pleasing, it could be damaging your long term health and survival”.

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It's hard to argue with that.

Well, in spite of high levels of obesity levels in Britain it's still lower than the obesity levels in the US, which last time I checked were pretty high for men. So far fewer men here are able their ####### in this country. I suspect many who can't see their ####### still believe they should be with a 10, thankfully for them there's the K-1 visa.

I wonder if some kind of harness would help. If not, one could always resort to a mirror set-up.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

It's hard to argue with that.

I wonder if some kind of harness would help. If not, one could always resort to a mirror set-up.

Maybe they could holster it to their belt of their Dockers right next to their blackberry? That's a look (very prevalent in this country, not so much elsewhere) I've always found hot.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Maybe they could holster it to their belt of their Dockers right next to their blackberry? That's a look (very prevalent in this country, not so much elsewhere) I've always found hot.

Rowr! Add a big visor to the mix, and I just might have to consider an affair.