Feminism to blame for girls gone wild

[Darnell 8,478]

Hands off my gooseberries!

(actually, they're more like small melons)

Good Lord - are you mucking about with fat-fingered iPhone explorations again ?

in other news.....

Apparently New South Wales is a hotbed of feminist activity, both pro and con. When will anyone (and how) throw down the proper reform legislation, to make 'female hooliganism' an offense, where if under 18 - THE PARENTS ARE THROWN into jail for a 30 day 're-education seminar' ?

[mawilson 2,133]

Or Real Housewives of Kiev?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Good Lord - are you mucking about with fat-fingered iPhone explorations again ?

I was merely explaining the contents of the crisper drawer in my fridge. I'm rather fond of those melons.

[Heracles 417]

I don't see you denying your homosexuality. I personally don't see anything inherently wrong with a woman fighting over a man fighting. Both are equally wrong. Your derision of women acting equally stupid as men is your own prejudice and hardly worthy of a thread. Nice job of trolling/baiting, you've managed to suck quite a few into your world of misogyny.

Gotta love it when old members create new screenames, talk ######, and then accuse others of trolling.

[Heracles 417]

Threatened? Hardly. It's more a matter of being mystified by the ignorance of someone who can have such a weak grasp of human rights and equality. You know, two of the cornerstones that this nation was founded upon. You have the freedom and right to associate and enter into marriage with whomever you chose. That doesn't mollify your ignorance one bit.

Yawn.

as i was reading this thread and scrolling through it, ben was on my lap - when i got to that pic above, he reached out his hands at the monitor.

Edited June 3, 2010 by Booyah!

[Tanya and Barry 59]

Oh, that was an attempt at humor. I'm sorry, I mistook it for the obvious. Square pegs do afterall fit into a square hole.

I thought you liked wine. Anyway, I'll bring you a beer if you will shave the hair off of my back.

[ValerieA 350]

I thought you liked wine. Anyway, I'll bring you a beer if you will shave the hair off of my back.

You know, there is a point we hit TMFI about each other...

[Tanya and Barry 59]

You know, there is a point we hit TMFI about each other...

I'm sorry. I'm still trying to get my square peg out of Sock Puppet's round hole (metaphorically speaking).

It's just the internet. Virtual pasties, melons, wine, beer and back hair and all.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

You know, there is a point we hit TMFI about each other...

Well, he certainly wouldn't have been the first to make such a request, even in this thread. Furthermore, it has already been established that back hair is inappropriate as a fibre for spinning and knitting purposes. I mean, I'm all about natural fibres, but there are some things I just can't bring myself to work with as a knitter. I'd probably put back hair just behind Red Heart acrylic yarn in terms of feel in the hand whilst knitting.

[ValerieA 350]

Well, he certainly wouldn't have been the first to make such a request, even in this thread. Furthermore, it has already been established that back hair is inappropriate as a fibre for spinning and knitting purposes. I mean, I'm all about natural fibres, but there are some things I just can't bring myself to work with as a knitter. I'd probably put back hair just behind Red Heart acrylic yarn in terms of feel in the hand whilst knitting.

What about if he had used to have his back waxed regularly? As all of us Stepford wives know, continued hair waxing makes it finer and softer. If he has just now let it grow out, it may be of a fine, luxurious texture.

[Sock Puppet 14]

I'm sorry. I'm still trying to get my square peg out of Sock Puppet's round hole (metaphorically speaking).

It's just the internet. Virtual pasties, melons, wine, beer and back hair and all.

Wow, hairy back, and latent homosexual musings. You're a winner

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

What about if he had used to have his back waxed regularly? As all of us Stepford wives know, continued hair waxing makes it finer and softer. If he has just now let it grow out, it may be of a fine, luxurious texture.

Perhaps Val. But a Stepford VJ Wife/Surrendered VJ Lady has standards, you know. I'd only knit with it if my designated VJ Boyfriend directed me to.

[Tanya and Barry 59]

Wow, hairy back, and latent homosexual musings. You're a winner

Holy ######! You're a man? I never would have guessed. I thought you were just a really angry lesbian. (Not that there is anything wrong with really angry lesbians).

You can have the last word. I know it means a lot to you....

Edited June 3, 2010 by bjstults

[ValerieA 350]

Perhaps Val. But a Stepford VJ Wife/Surrendered VJ Lady has standards, you know. I'd only knit with it if my designated VJ Boyfriend directed me to.

Did you notice there don't seem to be a lot of VJ men coming out of the woodwork wanting to be our virtual boyfriends?

[Nina~ 431]

Did you notice there don't seem to be a lot of VJ men coming out of the woodwork wanting to be our virtual boyfriends?

That is because Maven has gooseberries and you.. well, your are a penguin