NJ mom wants to GAIN 400 pounds

[trillium13 84]

Donna Simpson, the 602lb mother from New Jersey whose goal in life is to weigh 1,000lbs! Actually, maybe that chair she's sitting on should be Hot ####### since it's going through some serious SERIOUS ######. Deep breaths, chair....deep breaths.

You won't ever find 42-year-old Donna trying to drop the fat on The Biggest Loser or whining about it on Oprah (all eyes on Kirstie Alley), because she embraces her chunk and is even trying to summon more rolls to her dough yard by devouring up to 12,000 calories a day!!! Yes, 12,000 calories. Even Aretha Franklin put down her fifth serving of pancake pie after reading that.

Donna wheezed to the Daily Mail that she's trying to gain 400lbs in the next two years, so she can officially become the fattest woman on the planet. Donna says, "I'd love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Donna, who wears a size XXXXXXXL (aka Size: Fifty Million Poshes), keeps every aisle in the grocery store on the table by eating fast food for men on a website. It's like if Kirstie Alley's Twitter came with 3D moving pictures!

As for Donna's health, she claims she's in perfect condition despite the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up.

Over at the Daily Mail, there's more pictures of Donna with her daughter and boyfriend who loves nothing more than to motorboat her fupa. Speaking of fupas, Donna should win the Guinness World Record for having the fupa of all fupas. Actually, there might be several fupas there. It's like Fupatown - Population: FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! If you need a fupa, you know where to go!

And now you can excuse yourself to go and call 911, because I'm pretty sure your arteries clogged themselves while you were reading this.

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[Nagishkaw 510]

As for Donna's health, she claims she's in perfect condition despite the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up.

Sounds like she's in 'perfect condition' to me.

[sjr09 155]

I'd love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

What about her kid(s) what a nut job, no what a fat food #######, no what a fat as**

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Our Surgeoan General, a brilliant woman chosen by Obama because she was the BEST person for the job, not just the best black woman for the job....said that "health isn't about a dress size".

I susupect in this case, natural selection will have it's say in the matter

[Ban Hammer 12,845]

Donna Simpson, the 602lb mother from New Jersey whose goal in life is to weigh 1,000lbs! Actually, maybe that chair she's sitting on should be Hot ####### since it's going through some serious SERIOUS ######. Deep breaths, chair....deep breaths.

Edited March 15, 2010 by charles!

[Susita 175]

Our Surgeoan General, a brilliant woman chosen by Obama because she was the BEST person for the job, not just the best black woman for the job....said that "health isn't about a dress size".

I guess she didn't know they made dresses in that big of a size

[mawilson 2,133]

I guess she didn't know they made dresses in that big of a size

Shouldn't be too hard. She's already gained 500 pounds, what's another 400?

[Aklem 0]

Maybe she can convince a plastic surgeon to inject fat into her instead of taking it out so she can reach her goal a lot quicker....

[luckytxn 2,263]

I bet if she put 400 lbs of rocks around her neck and felt the crushing she may change her mind.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Maybe she can convince a plastic surgeon to inject fat into her instead of taking it out so she can reach her goal a lot quicker....

She could be a recycling depositiory of fat from liposuctions, etc. I bet she could get some sort of carbon credit for it. They could park her on a gurney in the corner of the operating room and just hook her up for direct deposits of gooey yellow sh*t

[alienlovechild 75]

I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

It's same feeling some people get in zoos.

People are happy because they think at least I'm not as fat as she is and I look skinny when I stand next to her.

[Amby 490]

This woman reminds me of this Channel 4 documentary in the UK called something like fat women and their feeders. I don't understand why anyone would want to do that to their body.

[Obama 2012 1,714]

and we wonder why children around the world go hungry....

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

and we wonder why children around the world go hungry....

yeah, bitсh ate all the food!!!

[Ban Hammer 12,845]

yeah, bitсh ate all the food!!!