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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

55 gallons, we're not talking about Peter North here.

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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one...two...tree Grand Master

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

We can have an adult discussion about the topic without being so explicit with the details...particularly involving fecal matter. :)

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

Quite true. It's a hole in a barrel, especially a wooden barrel. The worst part is the damn splinters.

Hence the nautical term, "Better in the barrel, than over it."

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tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

We can have an adult discussion about the topic without being so explicit with the details...particularly involving fecal matter. :)

I posted a special video just for you. And it is not pornographic.

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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He's just doin the kiss admin a$ boogie.

Gives new meaning to roll up the rim. :innocent:

and tim whoreton's

No double-doubles just dps.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

55 gallons, we're not talking about Peter North here.

Who is Peter North?

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

Quite true. It's a hole in a barrel, especially a wooden barrel. The worst part is the damn splinters.

Hence the nautical term, "Better in the barrel, than over it."

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

55 gallons, we're not talking about Peter North here.

Who is Peter North?

:lol: Charles, do you want to answer this one?

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

Quite true. It's a hole in a barrel, especially a wooden barrel. The worst part is the damn splinters.

Hence the nautical term, "Better in the barrel, than over it."

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Fresh fish or the shite you find at the bait shop?

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

Quite true. It's a hole in a barrel, especially a wooden barrel. The worst part is the damn splinters.

Hence the nautical term, "Better in the barrel, than over it."

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Fresh fish or the shite you find at the bait shop?

Looking for fish, don't want to end up with crabs.

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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:lol: porn star sex is funny. If someone is bad or not doing something how I like it then I just tell them. why continue having bad sex with someone? they'll never know it's ####### if no one tells them.

Steve - I always had sex with guys older than me so that's how I learned stuff. I also talk about sex a lot. Communication about what someone likes or wants usually makes things a lot more fun when you get naked :P

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

55 gallons, we're not talking about Peter North here.

Who is Peter North?

:lol: Charles, do you want to answer this one?

just tell him it's eric's smaller cousin.

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:lol: porn star sex is funny. If someone is bad or not doing something how I like it then I just tell them. why continue having bad sex with someone? they'll never know it's ####### if no one tells them.

Steve - I always had sex with guys older than me so that's how I learned stuff. I also talk about sex a lot. Communication about what someone likes or wants usually makes things a lot more fun when you get naked :P

Do you have a 900 number? :lol:

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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He's just doin the kiss admin a$ boogie.

Gives new meaning to roll up the rim. :innocent:

and tim whoreton's

No double-doubles just dps.

and two shots of cream, call it a latte grande :lol:

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