How not to make love like a porn star

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

From older women.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

From older women.

You've been visiting the local Senior Center, Bill?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

From older women.

You've been visiting the local Senior Center, Bill?

No, I am robbing the cradle these days, note the flag.

ETA: In a few years, I might be hanging there myself.

Edited November 3, 2009 by Lone Ranger

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

From older women.

You've been visiting the local Senior Center, Bill?

No, I am robbing the cradle these days, note the flag.

Oh, you mean when you were just a young lad, you'd go Dustin Hoffman with the ladies?

[Jenn! 918]

ok, so what do female pornstars do that men actually don't like? or does this article only apply to men?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

ok, so what do female pornstars do that men actually don't like? or does this article only apply to men?

Overact. At least if you're going to fake an orgasm, be convincing.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Hmm.

A porn thread on VJ, with no responses?

What's the point of OT if we can't get a good porn discussion going?

One thing that turns me off in porn are the obligatory external cumshots. Does anybody in real life pull out when they cum?

I do with some of my sheep. The wool absorbs it so they don't even notice.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

From older women.

You've been visiting the local Senior Center, Bill?

No, I am robbing the cradle these days, note the flag.

Oh, you mean when you were just a young lad, you'd go Dustin Hoffman with the ladies?

When I just turned twenty-one, twenty-six seems old, but she was willing, or rather, I was, when she showed up at my trailer.

Edited November 3, 2009 by Lone Ranger

[SuperDuper! 230]

One thing that turns me off in porn are the obligatory external cumshots. Does anybody in real life pull out when they cum?

if the kid is 14 and thinks that'll prevent getting the gf pregnant

Ok, I'll grant that. As a form of birth control, the withdrawal (Coitus interruptus) method has its place.

But if you are otherwise using another form of birth control (Pill, condom, diaphragm, etc.) I wonder if any "real" (non porn actor) couples ever withdraw before cumming?

It seems to me it's just done in porn movies because the people (mostly guys) watching it want to see the proof that it's real.

Scandal, I will help you get up to speed here: Itz all for show: Itz called the "Money Shot." Class Dismissed.

ps, If I had to have a porn name it would be "Buck Naked," unless Charles already has that name reserved.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

I learned from my right hand.

[SuperDuper! 230]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

I learned from my right hand.

And with an occasional infrequent visit from that mysterious lefty as well?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Last year when Babeland conducted a poll about sexual attitudes, one of the questions was, "The most inaccurate perception men have picked up from porn is ..." The top four responses from women were:

1. How women can have orgasm from just vaginal intercourse
2. The idea that women love semen in their faces
3. The notion that ####### sex is sexy
4. That women prefer huge cocks

They don't? Dammit, now what am I supposed to do?

Edited November 3, 2009 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Last year when Babeland conducted a poll about sexual attitudes, one of the questions was, "The most inaccurate perception men have picked up from porn is ..." The top four responses from women were:

1. How women can have orgasm from just vaginal intercourse
2. The idea that women love semen in their faces
3. The notion that ####### sex is sexy
4. That women prefer huge cocks

They don't? Dammit, now what am I supposed to do?

Wake up and stop dreaming. You're hung like a hamster.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

ok, so what do female pornstars do that men actually don't like?

blowjobs that are more about how far you can get it in than anything else. a good ####### is so much more than that.

also, don't stick your fingers in your bunghole and open it wide for the screen. thats nasty.

oh and the only thing i want you doing with that fist is punching whoever came up with that idea in the face.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

ok, so what do female pornstars do that men actually don't like?

blowjobs that are more about how far you can get it in than anything else. a good ####### is so much more than that.

also, don't stick your fingers in your bunghole and open it wide for the screen. thats nasty.

oh and the only thing i want you doing with that fist is punching whoever came up with that idea in the face.

You don't have to watch "####### Intruder III" over and over again, you know. There are other pornos.