How not to make love like a porn star

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

So she asked me, who do you think you're going to please with that? I smiled and said, me.

I had no idea that you were such a fan of dildoes.

#1 is communication with each partner. most people on here are married or about to be married so they only have one person to focus on

lol...yes. I'm challenging the notion that previous experience makes someone a better lover. I'm thinking that it's true with a specific lover - the more experience the two of you have together, you become better lovers. However, all bets are off, should you in the future have a different partner, that all that experience will make the sex great...because each person is unique in what they like or don't like.

Every time I mention the sheep, for some reason my wife gets all petulant.

I really was just trying to point out the great lovin' I was getting before she came to town

Remind me to get you some woolite for Christmas.

I fear that this thread has shot its load.

Edited November 3, 2009 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[scandal 951]

So she asked me, who do you think you're going to please with that? I smiled and said, me.

You selfish #######.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

porn star sex is funny. If someone is bad or not doing something how I like it then I just tell them. why continue having bad sex with someone? they'll never know it's ####### if no one tells them.

Steve - I always had sex with guys older than me so that's how I learned stuff. I also talk about sex a lot. Communication about what someone likes or wants usually makes things a lot more fun when you get naked

Amber, I think Steve is letting us know that porn flicks aint helping is sex life. He prolly thinks they are instructional videos that arent allowed in school. Steve, yo momma packed to many of your lunches! You need to eat out more. Heres a little tip: Every time you have soup throw the spoon away and when the liquid is gone pay special attension to the bits.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

We could do an informal poll on how everyone learned their lovemaking techniques.

Go ahead, if you think it will turn out better than your imagination.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

[scandal 951]

porn star sex is funny. If someone is bad or not doing something how I like it then I just tell them. why continue having bad sex with someone? they'll never know it's ####### if no one tells them.

Steve - I always had sex with guys older than me so that's how I learned stuff. I also talk about sex a lot. Communication about what someone likes or wants usually makes things a lot more fun when you get naked

Amber, I think Steve is letting us know that porn flicks aint helping is sex life. He prolly thinks they are instructional videos that arent allowed in school. Steve, yo momma packed to many of your lunches! You need to eat out more. Heres a little tip: Every time you have soup throw the spoon away and when the liquid is gone pay special attension to the bits.

We all need porn to get by. Even church folks have needs!

[William33 110]

This thread is going sideways fast. The personal attacks need to end or the thread is history.

Thanks,

William

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

This thread is going sideways fast. The personal attacks need to end or the thread is history.

Thanks,

William

StFu Willie!

[Amby 490]

omg people be good!!!!!! I this thread

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Will forgive me! Take it easy on me PLEASE!

[Amby 490]

yay! all is better! thanks marc

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

marc, grab your ankles for uncle willy

[pedroh 21]

marc, grab your ankles for uncle willy

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Willie boy you know me Im just fizuckin witch ya! Spare me son!

marc, grab your ankles for uncle willy

Dudes I be fvckin BEGGIN!

Pedroh stick up fo me dude! Im countin the fvckin seconds!

marc, grab your ankles for uncle willy

LMAO! Actually! Willy be cuttin slack! HUH! you nazi bastage? Were havin fun here william! comon!

Edited November 3, 2009 by ={Rogue}=

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

omg people be good!!!!!! I this thread

This is actually a very interesting thread. I'm learning a lot.