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How not to make love like a porn star

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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not me.

Then you probably don't like it when he pulls it out of her a$ and she sucks on it either. :devil:

That is so not Kosher! :no:

Depends on whether or not the guy is circumsized.

It's ok as long as you don't slap any butter on it.

She can't tell the difference, with new I Can't Believe it's Not Daddy Butter.

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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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You guys seen this one yet:

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Isn't that the pornstart that ran for governor of California? What was her name?

mary carey

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You guys seen this one yet:

obamainporn1.png

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Isn't that the pornstart that ran for governor of California? What was her name?

Mary Carey. Took so much ####### that she tore up her sphincter, which means you'll be navigating the chocolate highway all the time. She wears diapers now apparently.

See, now there you go, you killed it.

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IR5FORMUMSIE Grand Master

IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

Yes, clean up after you're finished with Monica, Mr. President.

You guys seen this one yet:

obamainporn1.png

Obamaporn2.png

Isn't that the pornstart that ran for governor of California? What was her name?

Mary Carey. Took so much ####### that she tore up her sphincter, which means you'll be navigating the chocolate highway all the time. She wears diapers now apparently.

See, now there you go, you killed it.

But that's what I do, I kill threads. :devil:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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He's just doin the kiss admin a$$ boogie.

Edited by ={Rogue}=

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

:lol: Yes, with friends like that who needs enemas. :P

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

tumblr_lme0c1CoS21qe0eclo1_r6_500.gif

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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He's just doin the kiss admin a$ boogie.

Gives new meaning to roll up the rim. :innocent:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

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He's just doin the kiss admin a$ boogie.

Gives new meaning to roll up the rim. :innocent:

and tim whoreton's

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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As OP of this thread, I'd kindly ask everyone to keep it relatively clean...please.

:devil: You have got to be kidding Steve....

I thought he was talking about keeping the bungho.... never mind :rofl:

A Bung is the threaded cap of a 55 gallon drum! :D

Quite true. It's a hole in a barrel, especially a wooden barrel. The worst part is the damn splinters.

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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