Next 100 days will be so successful, I will be able to complete them in 72 days

[scandal 951]

Catch the Correspondents Dinner? I just caught some clips on late night TV tonight.

Amongst all his other talents, who knew the guy was actually funny? In the tradition of Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Barack Obama - master of the punchline!

About Hillary:

"We had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be closer," the president said. "In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss -- told me to get down there myself."

####### Cheney:

"He is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People."

His next 100 days:

"I believe that my next 100 days will be so successful, I will be able to complete them in 72 days -- and on the 73rd day I will rest."

[Nagishkaw 510]

0k.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

Barry's not funny, but TOTUS, his teleprompter, is quite the comedian and jokester.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Catch the Correspondents Dinner? I just caught some clips on late night TV tonight.

Amongst all his other talents, who knew the guy was actually funny? In the tradition of Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Barack Obama - master of the punchline!

About Hillary:

"We had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be closer," the president said. "In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss -- told me to get down there myself."

####### Cheney:

"He is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled, "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People."

His next 100 days:

"I believe that my next 100 days will be so successful, I will be able to complete them in 72 days -- and on the 73rd day I will rest."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Here's more...

“Good evening. You know, I had an entire speech prepared for this occasion. But now that I’m here, I think I want to try something a little different. Tonight, I want to speak from the heart. So, I’m not going to use this script. I’m going to speak off the cuff. [Two teleprompter shields rise slowly from beneath the podium, to musical accompaniment. Laughter.] Good evening … [huge laughter]

“I’d like to welcome you all to the ten-day anniversary of my first one hundred days. I’m Barack Obama. Most of you covered me. All of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table. [He peers into the distance stage left, doing his Chris Rock thing of grinning at his own funny.] I have to confess I really didn’t want to be here tonight, but I knew I had to come. Just one more problem I inherited from George Bush. …

“Sasha and Malia aren’t here tonight because they are grounded. You can’t just take Air Force One on a joyride around Manhattan. I don’t care whose kids you are. And that reminds me: Tomorrow is Mother’s Day. This is a tough holiday for Rahm. He’s not used to saying the word ‘day’ after ‘mother.’ [brings the house down.]

“David Axelrod is here. We’ve been together a long time. I can still remember when I called Ax a few years ago and said, ‘You and I can do wonderful things together.” And he said to me the same thing that partners across America are saying to one another right now: ‘Let’s go to Iowa and make it official.’

[Pooky 3,878]

His scriptwriters are really funny

[natty bumppo 297]

he's going to spend the same amount of money faster in the 2nd 100 days?

[Nagishkaw 510]

Im sure of it.

[natty bumppo 297]

Im sure of it.

maybe he's OCD ... can't stop putting zeros on the cheque till that line is full ....

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

Im sure of it.

maybe he's OCD ... can't stop putting zeros on the cheque till that line is full ....

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Barry's not funny, but TOTUS, his teleprompter, is quite the comedian and jokester.

That wacky teleprompter says the craziest things.

[Danno 1,228]

I can appreciate humor.... even if it comes from the "other side".

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I can appreciate humor.... even if it comes from the "other side".

Obama is channeling dead comediens?

[Bobby+Umit 161]

"Let them eat laughs..."