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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Ha, wonder about that commercial, now I can safely make love to the person that made love to every person in the world.

Love the side effects of those other commercials, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, go to emergency at your nearest hospital. What are they going to do? Spray liquid nitrogen on it? Or maybe the nurses and doctors will pitch a major league baseball at it.

Yet another very minor side effect is going blind.

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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Ha, wonder about that commercial, now I can safely make love to the person that made love to every person in the world.

Love the side effects of those other commercials, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, go to emergency at your nearest hospital. What are they going to do? Spray liquid nitrogen on it? Or maybe the nurses and doctors will pitch a major league baseball at it.

Yet another very minor side effect is going blind.

I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe. :yes:

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Go big or go home...

Can we get a pic of taht butterfly needle for effect please?

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I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe.

Why does that happen? I mean does the guy ODed on Viagra or is that the effect on a normal guy without ED?

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wow, 4 hour erection.. i had a couple clients, who had that from their anti psychotic meds..one was a chronic masterbator, so he seemed pleased, i suppose

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I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe.

Why does that happen? I mean does the guy ODed on Viagra or is that the effect on a normal guy without ED?

For some reason the blood gets trapped and the normal mechanism that drains the blood does not work. It is actually very serious and very painfull for the patient and can cause permanent damage. The men that come into the ER with this don't even care about the needle. They just want relief.

Here is the picture of the butterfly needle. For some reason it did not show up in my other post.

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I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe.

Why does that happen? I mean does the guy ODed on Viagra or is that the effect on a normal guy without ED?

For some reason the blood gets trapped and the normal mechanism that drains the blood does not work. It is actually very serious and very painfull for the patient and can cause permanent damage. The men that come into the ER with this don't even care about the needle. They just want relief.

Here is the picture of the butterfly needle. For some reason it did not show up in my other post.

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Should include that with the viagra like a kit, 400 bucks just to walk in the door at emergency.

Ha, my viagra is having a wife that turns me on, but with some women, that thing runs away and hides.

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THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Ha, wonder about that commercial, now I can safely make love to the person that made love to every person in the world.

Love the side effects of those other commercials, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, go to emergency at your nearest hospital. What are they going to do? Spray liquid nitrogen on it? Or maybe the nurses and doctors will pitch a major league baseball at it.

Yet another very minor side effect is going blind.

I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe. :yes:

Meriem (F)

All I can say to that is OUCH.......

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My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

You can get herpes from a horse!??! :blink:

In that case, I don't want to know how the horse got herpes. :blink:

My favorite one is for herpes. A guy with a beautiful half nude gal riding a horse probably somewhere in Hawaii, then he say's I've got Herpes. Ohhh I want what he has!

Ha, wonder about that commercial, now I can safely make love to the person that made love to every person in the world.

Love the side effects of those other commercials, if you have an erection that lasts over four hours, go to emergency at your nearest hospital. What are they going to do? Spray liquid nitrogen on it? Or maybe the nurses and doctors will pitch a major league baseball at it.

Yet another very minor side effect is going blind.

I was an ER nurse several years back and have done this many times. You stick a butterfly needle in it and draw the blood out with a syringe. :yes:

Meriem (F)

All I can say to that is OUCH.......

That's probably less painful than having a catheter stuck into you.

 

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