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Every other commercial now is for medicine that makes your ####### bigger, work better, work better if you're a fat slob who can't see you ####### past your gut, work despite the diabetes medicine you take that ordinarily renders your ####### inoperative, you name it.

Is this an American phenomenon?

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:lol: the enzyte ones are classic..how about when he's dressed up liek santa? creepy

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hispanic and asian populations are booming....

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:lol: the enzyte ones are classic..how about when he's dressed up liek santa? creepy

and what do you want for christmas? :innocent:

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:lol: the enzyte ones are classic..how about when he's dressed up liek santa? creepy

and what do you want for christmas? :innocent:

not that creepy smiling santa, thats for sure! :lol:

"you fondle my trigger then you blame my gun"

Timeline: 13 month long journey from filing to visa in hand

If you were lucky and got an approval and reunion with your loved one rather quickly; Please refrain from telling people who waited 6+ months just to get out of a service center to "chill out" or to "stop whining" It's insensitive,and unecessary. Once you walk a mile in their shoes you will understand and be heard.

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Urgh....I hate the one where the slimy couple smile at each and talk about the virtues of a larger #######....seriously...shut the f up already....it makes me squirm and not in a good way either :no:

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:lol: the enzyte ones are classic..how about when he's dressed up liek santa? creepy

Gotta love that smile :P

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Every other commercial now is for medicine that makes your ####### bigger, work better, work better if you're a fat slob who can't see you ####### past your gut, work despite the diabetes medicine you take that ordinarily renders your ####### inoperative, you name it.

Is this an American phenomenon?

I'm a 52 year old American and I don't need a pill to get wood. Of course I don't get wood like I did when I was 18, but I can't run, jump, and do backflips like I did when I was 18 either. I take what I can get and do what I can do. Every dog has his day and the sun hasn't set on my azz yet.

My advice. Take care of your health and the rest of it will take care of itself. ;)

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Urgh....I hate the one where the slimy couple smile at each and talk about the virtues of a larger #######....seriously...shut the f up already....it makes me squirm and not in a good way either

I know the one. The woman says the pills are supposed to increase a "certain part of the male anatomy". I usually say "my gut" at the TV.

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Urgh....I hate the one where the slimy couple smile at each and talk about the virtues of a larger #######....seriously...shut the f up already....it makes me squirm and not in a good way either :no:

work it girl! :thumbs:

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Every other commercial now is for medicine that makes your ####### bigger, work better, work better if you're a fat slob who can't see you ####### past your gut, work despite the diabetes medicine you take that ordinarily renders your ####### inoperative, you name it.

Is this an American phenomenon?

I'm a 52 year old American and I don't need a pill to get wood. Of course I don't get wood like I did when I was 18, but I can't run, jump, and do backflips like I did when I was 18 either. I take what I can get and do what I can do. Every dog has his day and the sun hasn't set on my azz yet.

My advice. Take care of your health and the rest of it will take care of itself. ;)

I do believe that qualifies as TMI. :blink:

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:lol: the enzyte ones are classic..how about when he's dressed up liek santa? creepy

and what do you want for christmas? :innocent:

i have a picture of that....but dont know how to post it here... :lol:

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