IDIOT SIGHTING

[brnidokiegurl 1]

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears

repairman

told us that one of our problems was that we did not

have a 'large'

enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,

and said that we had

the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2

horsepower. He shook his

head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4

horsepower.'

I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's

not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's

take-out window

and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25,

so I also handed

her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much

money.' I said, 'Yes I

know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill

back.' She sighed

and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my

request. I did so,

and he handed me back the quarter, and said

'We're sorry but they could

not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then

proceeded to give me back $1

and 75 cents in change..

> >

> > Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

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IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new

neighbor call

the local township administrative office to request

the removal of the

DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too

many deer are being hit

by cars out here! I don't think this is a good

place for them to be

crossing anymore.' (My favorite!)

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IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a

taco. She

asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal

lettuce.' He said he

was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.

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> > IDIOT SIGHTING:

> >

> > I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an

> airport

> > employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your

> baggage without your

> > knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was

> without my knowledge, how

> > would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,

> > 'That's why we ask.'

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> > IDIOT SIGHTING :

> >

> > The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe

> to cross the

> > street. I was crossing with an intellectually

> challenged coworker of

> > mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I

> explained that it

> > signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,

> she responded,

> > 'What on earth are blind people doing

> driving?!'

> >

> > She was a probation officer

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> > IDIOT SIGHTING :

> >

> > At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.

> She was

> > leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our

> manager commented

> > cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more

> often.' Not another

> > word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with

> that

> > deer-in-the-headlights stare.

> >

> > This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

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> > IDIOT SIGHTING :

> >

> > I work with an individual who plugged her power strip

> back into

> > itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't

> understand why her system

> > would not turn on.

> >

> > A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no

> less.

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> > IDIOT SIGHTING

> >

> >

> > When my husband and I arrived at an automobile

> dealership to

> > pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked

> in it. We went

> > to the service department and found a mechanic working

> feverishly to

> > unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the

> passenger side, I

> > instinctively tried the door handle and discovered

> that it was unlocked.

> > 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its

> open!' His reply, 'I know.

> > I already got that side.'

> >

> >

> > Ford dealership in Canton, MS

> > STAY ALERT!

> > They walk among us... and the scary part is that they

> VOTE

> > and they REPRODUCE!!

> >

> >

[Smallz 0]

Hahaha

Thanks for posting that, made my bad mood a little better.

[aidan80 9]

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I thought this thread was gonna be about me

[Ling Ling 22]

Thank YOU!!!

Thoroughly enjoyed

[brnidokiegurl 1]

I thought this thread was gonna be about me

you said that not me

[JeanneVictoria 55]

[DARUMA07 25]

Thanks for the laughs!

[Niels Bohr 72]

Everyone who walked this earth have done something idiotic once without realizing it. I'm not surprise. However, it is funny!

[PlatyPius 5]

I've encounter many ID 10 T errors during the course of my career.....

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

I've encounter many ID 10 T errors during the course of my career.....

a st-1 grenade takes care of many of them.

[PlatyPius 5]

I've encounter many ID 10 T errors during the course of my career.....

a st-1 grenade takes care of many of them.

Mags has told me that it is considered rude to blow up someone for being stupid....

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I've encounter many ID 10 T errors during the course of my career.....

a st-1 grenade takes care of many of them.

Mags has told me that it is considered rude to blow up someone for being stupid....

not to mention a tad - just a tad - excessive....

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

I've encounter many ID 10 T errors during the course of my career.....

a st-1 grenade takes care of many of them.

Mags has told me that it is considered rude to blow up someone for being stupid....

not to mention a tad - just a tad - excessive....

i can't believe i flew that one by both of you!

st one grenade!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

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