Jump to content
MissStacey

You SHOULD NOT take this drug if....

 Share

109 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

Filed: Country: Jamaica
Timeline

You should not take this drug if you are already sitting in a dark basement watching the "Wizard of Oz" on TV with the sound off and listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" on your stereo, simultaneously. You've already done enough drugs!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 108
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
Timeline
You should not take this drug if you are already sitting in a dark basement watching the "Wizard of Oz" on TV with the sound off and listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" on your stereo, simultaneously. You've already done enough drugs!

:lol:

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: Country: Jamaica
Timeline

You should not take this drug if Abe Lincoln and a talking beaver are telling you to take it cause they miss you!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: Country: Vietnam (no flag)
Timeline
You should not take this drug if Abe Lincoln and a talking beaver are telling you to take it cause they miss you!

:lol:

You should not take this drug if you are already sitting in a dark basement watching the "Wizard of Oz" on TV with the sound off and listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" on your stereo, simultaneously. You've already done enough drugs!

Edited by WideAwakeInTheUSA
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: Country: Jamaica
Timeline
You should not take this drug if you find your mother in law sexy, attractive and seductive.

Especially if you are her daughter-in-law!!!!!!

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
Timeline

Do not take this drug if you experience Difficulty breathing, nausea, vomiting, excessive sweating, and rapidly falling blood pressure, chest tightness, dizziness, fainting, itching and hives, and swelling of the mouth and throat, peeing different colors, headaches, drowsiness, irritability, hallucinations, anger, sadness, Psychotic episodes , insomnia, euphoria, dyskinesia, dysphoria, tremor, exacerbation of motor and phonic tics, and Tourette's syndrome. *pause* Abdominal Pain, Somnolence, Edema, flushing, Palpitations, anorexia, constipation, gingival hyperplasia, flatulence, pancreatitis, arthralgia, arthrosis, muscle cramps,** myalgia, sexual dysfunction (male** and female), abnormal dreams, anxiety, depersonalization, angioedema, erythema multiforme, pruritus,** rash,** rash erythematous, rash maculopapular or anything else known to mankind!

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline

You SHOULD NOT take this drug if one of Hugh Hefner's current gf says she knows he doesn't need Viagra because she's surprised him a few times and it worked just fine.

Edited by Nessa



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
Timeline

you should not take this drug if you are addicted to vj.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You SHOULD NOT take this drug if you have ever spent and intimate evening with Bosco.

oh yeah, sister amber and her roofies

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You should not take this drug if: (ay of these apply to you):

1. you believe eric is really hung more than a hamster

2. you believe ken's story and his life is really interesting and true

3. you believe nighthawk is misunderstood

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
Timeline
Whenever we see a commercial for any drug on TV, we like to make up our own lines. I thought it might be a fun little VJ game.

I'll start you off:

You SHOULD NOT take this drug if you have ever gotten a D in math class.

You should not take this drug if you have ever read this post. :jest:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...