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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to

American company

> Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.

She really gets

> rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's

2007 editors' choice

> for best webmail-award-winning letter.

>

>

> Dear Mr. Thatcher,

>

> I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads

for over 20 years and I

> appreciate many of their features. Why, without the

LeakGuard Core or

> Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback

riding or salsa

> dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up

and down the beach in

> tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be

your revolutionary

> Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart

enough to realize how

> crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't

tell you how safe and

> secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16

in my pants.

>

> Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher?

I'm guessing you

> haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right

now. As I type, I can

> already feel hormonal forces violently surging through

my body. Just a few

> minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be

transformed into what my

> husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife

skills.' Isn't the

> human body amazing?

>

> As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division,

you've no doubt seen

> quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during

your customer's

> monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must

know about the

> bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about

our intense mood

> swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You

surely realize it's a

> tough time for most women.

>

> The point is, sir, you of all pe ople must realize

that America is just

> crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants...

Which brings me to the

> reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes

of cramping so

> painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out

my uterus, I opened

> an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive

backing, were these

> words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

>

> Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any

part of your tiny

> middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual

smiling, laughing

> happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did

anything mentioned

> above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it,

James? FYI, unless

> you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never

be anything 'happy'

> about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on

Motrin and Kahlua and

> lock yourself in your house just so you don't march

down to the local

> Walgreen's arm ed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy

plan to end your life

> in a blaze of glory.

>

> For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you

have to slap a moronic

> message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to

say something that's

> actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or

'Vehicular Manslaughter

> is Wrong',

>

> Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that,

effective immediately,

> there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I

have chosen to take my

> maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will

certainly miss your

> Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand

of condescending

> bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

>

> Always. .

>

> Best,

> Wendi Aarons

> Austin , TX


TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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That's a classic! But I always enjoy reading it. Sooo true! :thumbs:


Nadine & Kenneth

Our K-1 journey

02/06/2006 filed 129F

07/01/2007 recieved visa via "Deutsche Post"

08/27/2006 POE Dallas

->view my complete timeline

AOS, EAD and AP

12/6/2006 filed for AOS & EAD

1/05/2007 AOS transfered to California Service Center

2/26/2007 EAD recieved!

7/20/2007 filed for AP

8/20/2007 AP recieved

01/16/2008 letter to Congressman

03/20/2008 card production ordered---no interview!!!

03/24/2008 Welcome letter arrived

03/27/2008 my GREENCARD arrived!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! No more USCIS for about two years!:-))

Removal of Conditions

02/02/2010 filed I-751

02/19/2010 check cashed

02/22/2010 NOA1

05/15/2010 touched

06/10/2010 online update:card production ordered

06/17/2010 approval letter in mail

07/01/20010 Greencard arrived

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

woooo fly that plane girl! :P


* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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Glorious relief that I wasn't knocked up led to many happy periods. Not without terrible discomfort, but damn, was I relieved when it showed up. Something tells me that's not what menstrual products marketing people had in mind, tho...


K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Morocco
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:rofl:

Consulate : Morocco

I-129F Sent : 2007-03-16

129F NOA1 : 2007-03-23

I-129F NOA2 : 2007-07-30

Interview Date : 2007-09-06

Visa Received : 2007-09-17

US Entry : 2007-10-15

Marriage : 2007-10-20

Adjustment of Status

Date Filed : 2007-11-25

NOA Date : 2007-11-29

Bio. Appt. : 2007-12-21

Interview Date : 2008-03-12

Approval / Denial Date : 2008-04-02

Approved : Yes

Greencard Received: 2008-04-13

Employment Authorization Document

Date Filed : 2007-11-25

NOA Date : 2007-11-29

Approved Date : 2008-01-28

Date Card Received : 2008-02-01

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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charles - keep out :bonk:


TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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ROFLMAO


El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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F-16 in her pants? I thought it was called a cotton pony neyyyyyyy neyyyyyyyy.


"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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F-16 have wings, you to OUT...


TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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lol @ wings..


El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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but if you notice anytime you say girls only the men just flock to it,


TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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