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when I was in college my next door neighbor left her menstrual panties on the floor of her apt and there was an ant invasion of like you wouldn't believe. The panties were black with ants and they were "pritinear" moving the panties out the door and back to the nest. Nothing like recycling your waste. :devil:

BTW, I thought the subtitle was about men that were past their prime, IOW, men that had peaked and were now on the downhill side of life. :wacko:

Hmmm... I guess that's what's meant by "Ant Flow/Aunt Flo" right? :D

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got to go (keep it clean) :thumbs:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to

American company

> Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.

She really gets

> rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's

2007 editors' choice

> for best webmail-award-winning letter.

>

>

> Dear Mr. Thatcher,

>

> I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads

for over 20 years and I

> appreciate many of their features. Why, without the

LeakGuard Core or

> Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback

riding or salsa

> dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up

and down the beach in

> tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be

your revolutionary

> Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart

enough to realize how

> crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't

tell you how safe and

> secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16

in my pants.

>

> Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher?

I'm guessing you

> haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right

now. As I type, I can

> already feel hormonal forces violently surging through

my body. Just a few

> minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be

transformed into what my

> husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife

skills.' Isn't the

> human body amazing?

>

> As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division,

you've no doubt seen

> quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during

your customer's

> monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must

know about the

> bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about

our intense mood

> swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You

surely realize it's a

> tough time for most women.

>

> The point is, sir, you of all pe ople must realize

that America is just

> crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants...

Which brings me to the

> reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes

of cramping so

> painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out

my uterus, I opened

> an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive

backing, were these

> words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

>

> Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any

part of your tiny

> middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual

smiling, laughing

> happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did

anything mentioned

> above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it,

James? FYI, unless

> you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never

be anything 'happy'

> about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on

Motrin and Kahlua and

> lock yourself in your house just so you don't march

down to the local

> Walgreen's arm ed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy

plan to end your life

> in a blaze of glory.

>

> For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you

have to slap a moronic

> message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to

say something that's

> actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or

'Vehicular Manslaughter

> is Wrong',

>

> Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that,

effective immediately,

> there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I

have chosen to take my

> maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will

certainly miss your

> Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand

of condescending

> bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

>

> Always. .

>

> Best,

> Wendi Aarons

> Austin , TX

:rofl:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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Am I the only man in the world who doesn't get turned on by lesbians? If I see two women kissing or having sex, I tend to just shrug my shoulders and go, "Oh well. If it floats their boat, great."

Honestly, what's the big deal? If a woman is into other women, what's the attraction for me? It's not like she'd be that interested in men then, right? Besides, I'm not in there with them anyway.

I think you are the only man that doesn't drool over 2 girls having sex. :unsure:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

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charles - keep out :bonk:

afterburner engage! :innocent:

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but if you notice anytime you say girls only the men just flock to it,

Indeed. I figured if too many guys were posting, we could shift the discussion to the gorier aspects of menstruation. Not too many guys want to hear about that!

I got my red wings years ago :whistle:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Am I the only man in the world who doesn't get turned on by lesbians? If I see two women kissing or having sex, I tend to just shrug my shoulders and go, "Oh well. If it floats their boat, great."

Honestly, what's the big deal? If a woman is into other women, what's the attraction for me? It's not like she'd be that interested in men then, right? Besides, I'm not in there with them anyway.

I think you are the only man that doesn't drool over 2 girls having sex. :unsure:

what's not to like? chicks that dig the same thing guys do. although it should be noted that it's just another woman trying to do a man's job :innocent:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Glorious relief that I wasn't knocked up led to many happy periods. Not without terrible discomfort, but damn, was I relieved when it showed up. Something tells me that's not what menstrual products marketing people had in mind, tho...

I'm with you on that, but now that I've had one child I'd be tempted to become pregnant again just for an entire year without a period!

AOS Timeline

4/14/10 - Packet received at Chicago Lockbox at 9:22 AM (Day 1)

4/24/10 - Received hardcopy NOAs (Day 10)

5/14/10 - Biometrics taken. (Day 31)

5/29/10 - Interview letter received 6/30 at 10:30 (Day 46)

6/30/10 - Interview: 10:30 (Day 77) APPROVED!!!

6/30/10 - EAD received in the mail

7/19/10 - GC in hand! (Day 96) .

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Am I the only man in the world who doesn't get turned on by lesbians? If I see two women kissing or having sex, I tend to just shrug my shoulders and go, "Oh well. If it floats their boat, great."

Honestly, what's the big deal? If a woman is into other women, what's the attraction for me? It's not like she'd be that interested in men then, right? Besides, I'm not in there with them anyway.

I think you are the only man that doesn't drool over 2 girls having sex. :unsure:

what's not to like? chicks that dig the same thing guys do. although it should be noted that it's just another woman trying to do a man's job :innocent:

not only trying but in some cases prob better :devil:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Am I the only man in the world who doesn't get turned on by lesbians? If I see two women kissing or having sex, I tend to just shrug my shoulders and go, "Oh well. If it floats their boat, great."

Honestly, what's the big deal? If a woman is into other women, what's the attraction for me? It's not like she'd be that interested in men then, right? Besides, I'm not in there with them anyway.

I think you are the only man that doesn't drool over 2 girls having sex. :unsure:

what's not to like? chicks that dig the same thing guys do. although it should be noted that it's just another woman trying to do a man's job :innocent:

not only trying but in some cases prob better :devil:

i sense a story there :whistle:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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:no: on tv, on tv, your senses are way off there :rofl:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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:no: on tv, on tv, your senses are way off there :rofl:

surely you know that you need a better position than it's on tv......

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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