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So I'm eating dinner, when 3 slickheaded salesmen knock on the door.

I knew it wasn't the carpet cleaning salesmen or free newspaper salesmen that try to run their game on me. These guys were more determined. Asking me what I believe in and yadayada.

I pretty much hate all door-to-door salesmen equally, but I think it's especially low to go cruising around spitting sermon. Just my .02

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Were they wearing white shirts, with a black name tag (with white embossed names)? Then the Mormons have paid you a visit. If not, some other religious zealot has visited you.

Door to door peeps should be met with a .357 magnum. Click, what do you want? That reaction tends to make them go away quickly.

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Mormons would come in pairs on bicycles, yes? Not three? I'm guessing Jehovah's Witnesses.

When groups of strangers show up at my door, I hide until they go away. Hubby has yet to meet any. He'd probably invite them in for tea.

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i am agreement with brother matt and all..i think, if one wants to seek a spitiual quest, it is best done on their own initiative..and not brought to your door, by folks trying to make points for the church and the after-life

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I don't like any religion that tries to force or encourage others to believe what they believe. If you have your beliefs and it makes your life better or gives you comfort- that's great for you- but accept and respect what other people believe in.

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We have a group of spanish speaking Jehovah's witnesses that come to our house. I usually hide from them but Javi always talks to them. I keep telling him he needs to just tell them we already go to church. But he says, I can't be rude to them. So, they keep coming back, over and over again bringing articles and ####### to the house. I hate it.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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living in the country has it's advantages

this is advantage #79328 :thumbs:

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We have a group of spanish speaking Jehovah's witnesses that come to our house. I usually hide from them but Javi always talks to them. I keep telling him he needs to just tell them we already go to church. But he says, I can't be rude to them. So, they keep coming back, over and over again bringing articles and ####### to the house. I hate it.

hermana javi, is just trying to be friendly

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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terrible...they wanted to hand out a ticket for the Lord, and you instead seeked refuge under a locked door,......Ezra 1:31

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ok this is bad, but my parents had JW's always coming to their home, and one day i was there, and they showed up as usual. My dad was annoyed and i sd id take care of it. So i answered and told them we were satanist, needless to say we have never seen them again, unless they are walking PAST the house

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We have a group of spanish speaking Jehovah's witnesses that come to our house. I usually hide from them but Javi always talks to them. I keep telling him he needs to just tell them we already go to church. But he says, I can't be rude to them. So, they keep coming back, over and over again bringing articles and ####### to the house. I hate it.

hermana javi, is just trying to be friendly

I know he is. I'd really rather he just be honest with them though. They are just wasting their time and ours. They could be out there "helping" someone that really needs it.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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We have a group of spanish speaking Jehovah's witnesses that come to our house. I usually hide from them but Javi always talks to them. I keep telling him he needs to just tell them we already go to church. But he says, I can't be rude to them. So, they keep coming back, over and over again bringing articles and ####### to the house. I hate it.

hermana javi, is just trying to be friendly

I know he is. I'd really rather he just be honest with them though. They are just wasting their time and ours. They could be out there "helping" someone that really needs it.

i thought you shot trespassers in nc? :blink:

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We have a group of spanish speaking Jehovah's witnesses that come to our house. I usually hide from them but Javi always talks to them. I keep telling him he needs to just tell them we already go to church. But he says, I can't be rude to them. So, they keep coming back, over and over again bringing articles and ####### to the house. I hate it.

hermana javi, is just trying to be friendly

I know he is. I'd really rather he just be honest with them though. They are just wasting their time and ours. They could be out there "helping" someone that really needs it.

i thought you shot trespassers in nc? :blink:

I might if I had a gun. I haven't gotten one yet. Right now I just have a bb gun and I think that would just tick them off. They aren't even scared of my pitbull when she barks at them. Of course, her bark is def worse than her bite, as she just lets them walk right past her to the door. :lol: :lol:

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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