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My brother and I went to the casino for my birthday this year. We hit up the restroom before we left to walk around the French Quarter. It was just he and I in there. We were at adjacent urinals, but there were plenty open. Well, this guy walks in and goes to the far urinal. You could tell he was uneasy about us standing next to each other, pissing and talking. My brother and I look NOTHING alike. So the guy unzips and my brother says, like we're still just talking, "That's a nice #######." I thank him and go on for a bit as the guy is walking hastily out the door. It was pretty funny.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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My brother and I went to the casino for my birthday this year. We hit up the restroom before we left to walk around the French Quarter. It was just he and I in there. We were at adjacent urinals, but there were plenty open. Well, this guy walks in and goes to the far urinal. You could tell he was uneasy about us standing next to each other, pissing and talking. My brother and I look NOTHING alike. So the guy unzips and my brother says, like we're still just talking, "That's a nice #######." I thank him and go on for a bit as the guy is walking hastily out the door. It was pretty funny.

lol..that was good

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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In front of the guy, you shoulda ask your brother if he wanted to touch weeenies. :lol::lol::lol:

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AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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Back to confessing: I have grown to enjoy internet porn way too much.

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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In front of the guy, you shoulda ask your brother if he wanted to touch weeenies. :lol::lol::lol:

Or he coulda just tapped his foot in that strange morse code :lol:

And the guy coulda been a vice cop cruising the public toilets looking for such errant behavior. Bingo! Yer busted!

That really would have been funny. The joke's on the jokers.

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JVKn'CVO Experienced

JVKn'CVO   11

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

mawilson Grand Master

mawilson   2,133

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Go to wal-mart and let one rip. Once its creeped outta your drawers, stand off about fifty feet and watch people look for the culprit with vengence! :devil:

I like to go to the toy section and find an unsuspecting kid. You pull up next to him, squat down to grab some random item and let one rip. Then act like you're reading the packaging while you watch for the kid's reaction.

That's genius. I wish I could do that. :lol:

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one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

(F)(L) I'm sure you'll both be great parents! :yes:

JVKn'CVO Experienced

JVKn'CVO   11

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

(F)(L) I'm sure you'll both be great parents! :yes:

Thank you Steven! You too...in 84 days! :dance:

Are you excited? got the room ready and everything?

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   15,140

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

lotsa time for practice then :devil:

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JVKn'CVO Experienced

JVKn'CVO   11

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

lotsa time for practice then :devil:

:lol::devil:

Saludos,

Caro

***Justin And Caro***
Happily married and enjoying our life together!

one...two...tree Grand Master

one...two...tree   2,762

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Justin and I decided that we should wait at least until I’ve settled with a job (1-2 years) before we start trying for a baby. But the truth is…it’s already circling my mind.

I think we’ll be good parents, at least he’ll be the fun-cool-guitar-playing dad that will make up for my strict-“have you done your homework”-“watch your table manners” mothering :blush: ... There's also a lot of harmony in our house, we get along so well, I think that is important... and I just love him so much, I think it would be so special sharing that with him.

But, I know that the best thing is to wait…and I guess 1-2 years is not that far away

Saludos,

Caro

(F)(L) I'm sure you'll both be great parents! :yes:

Thank you Steven! You too...in 84 days! :dance:

Are you excited? got the room ready and everything?

Saludos,

Caro

:D We just went to her regular visit (OB/Gyn) this morning. We don't have anything for the baby yet, but we need to start soon.

 

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