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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

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I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

Who doesn't?

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almaty Grand Master

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I once punched a boyfriend in the face and made his nose bleed.

I have always warned people that my sides are ticklish and being tickled is torture to me. I tell them that even though my first reaction is to laugh- I hate it and I get really, really mad.

He decided to test that theory and pinned my down and was tickling my sides. I couldn't get him to stop and before I knew it, my fist was in his face.

About a year ago Neil pinned me down and tickled me and I actually peed my pants

Aw- you poor thing!! Did he feel bad after?

yeah only because I stripped naked and chased him through the house until I threw my pee panties on his head...I had to get revenge somehow. it was gross for him but oh so hilarious for me

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

I mean- you freak!!

:thumbs: ..nothing like seeing a munckins going at it :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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AnewKINDofFEELIN   0

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I knows comedy when I sees it!

All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood

In a modest town where honest people dwell

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--July 27---------Petition received

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I once punched a boyfriend in the face and made his nose bleed.

I have always warned people that my sides are ticklish and being tickled is torture to me. I tell them that even though my first reaction is to laugh- I hate it and I get really, really mad.

He decided to test that theory and pinned my down and was tickling my sides. I couldn't get him to stop and before I knew it, my fist was in his face.

About a year ago Neil pinned me down and tickled me and I actually peed my pants

Aw- you poor thing!! Did he feel bad after?

yeah only because I stripped naked and chased him through the house until I threw my pee panties on his head...I had to get revenge somehow. it was gross for him but oh so hilarious for me

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

I mean- you freak!!

:thumbs: ..nothing like seeing a munckins going at it :whistle:

:lol:

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I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

how do you know a midget is coming on to you in an elevator?

when the midget says "gee your hair smells terrific"

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

you freak!! Who doesn't?

hahah too late!!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I like to steal old womens shoes.

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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I rather enjoy midget porn. :o

you freak!! Who doesn't?

hahah too late!!

:lol: I knew someone would catch that.

i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

Don't lie Dean- we all know you sit right in the front- aka "Perverts Row"

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

:lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

:lol: hey dean at least she don't have to kneel in front of you. :thumbs:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

:lol:

But seriously, though. A lot of your posts tend to include the word "stripper" as someone you know. I'm just sayin. :whistle:

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

:lol::jest:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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almaty Grand Master

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i had a dwarf...female for a client..she had a head the size of neptune...and was a stripper./.i ask her about this and she told me...

"dr dean...there are some sick F##ks out there...and added, i think i have seen you in the crowd near the stage with $1s in your hands...."

sadly, for her i determined she was delusional and placed her into the psych ward for 10 days..i had to protect my reputation...and my secret life...

:lol:

But seriously, though. A lot of your posts tend to include the word "stripper" as someone you know. I'm just sayin. :whistle:

sister..it is true..on my old caseload..i had 14 strippers....there are several gents/strip joints on the east side in illinois..the ladies would get in trouble, usually drugs and ordered to counseling by the court..and i usually saw them for a few lap dances in my office

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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