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My interest in fiber supplements is borderline pathological.

wow, that is sh!tty

Only if I've done everything right...

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My interest in fiber supplements is borderline pathological.

wow, that is sh!tty

Only if I've done everything right...

lol..if single i like to date Joyce... for a night...i give her 50 cent worth

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I miss greeting people with a kiss on the cheek. I've never shook anyone's hand until I moved here. Shaking hands is weird, and I'm having the hardest time learning "cool" handshakes :cry:

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When I make love with my fiancée, I'm actually really thinking I'm making love with my fiancée. :blush:

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Why can't you do it now? I kiss people on the cheek a lot.

I miss greeting people with a kiss on the cheek. I've never shook anyone's hand until I moved here. Shaking hands is weird, and I'm having the hardest time learning "cool" handshakes :cry:

Saludos,

Caro

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Wow! Something you and I agree with. I do the exact same thing. :thumbs:

I always start eating what I don't like first and leave the best for last. Like when I eat a sandwich I start with the crust and finish with the middle of it.

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I take the credit when the dog farts.

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I take the credit when the dog farts.

:lol::lol:

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Go to wal-mart and let one rip. Once its creeped outta your drawers, stand off about fifty feet and watch people look for the culprit with vengence! :devil:

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My interest in fiber supplements is borderline pathological.

wow, that is sh!tty

Only if I've done everything right...

lol..if single i like to date Joyce... for a night...i give her 50 cent worth

I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

I suggest bringing her a rose. You may wish to wear horizontal stripes.

Prepare for a 50-cent serenade--Joyce style.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

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December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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Go to wal-mart and let one rip. Once its creeped outta your drawers, stand off about fifty feet and watch people look for the culprit with vengence! :devil:

I like to go to the toy section and find an unsuspecting kid. You pull up next to him, squat down to grab some random item and let one rip. Then act like you're reading the packaging while you watch for the kid's reaction.

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In a modest town where honest people dwell

--July 22---------Sent I-129F packet

--July 27---------Petition received

--August 28------NOA1 issued

--August 31------Arrived in Terrace after lots of flight delays to spend Lindsay's birthday with her

--October 10-----Completed address change online

--January 25-----NOA2 received via USCIS Case Status Online

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Go to wal-mart and let one rip. Once its creeped outta your drawers, stand off about fifty feet and watch people look for the culprit with vengence! :devil:

I like to go to the toy section and find an unsuspecting kid. You pull up next to him, squat down to grab some random item and let one rip. Then act like you're reading the packaging while you watch for the kid's reaction.

Thats child abuse :lol:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

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