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Dan and Judy

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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Jacque67 in She's doing it again.   
    Artistic genius is often under appreciated by the masses.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Jacque67 in She's doing it again.   
    It could be worse, If a female entity from the Philipines marries a male entity from the Philippines, neither one of them can ever get divorced
    He is trampling out the vintage
    where the grapes of wine are stored
    He hath loosed the fateful lightning
    of his terrible swift sword
    Defender of the tos
    alert for violations
    Charles reigns supreme with
    fair and balanced moderation
    from the halls of Malacanang
    to the shores of Mindanao
    He rules the Philippine forum
    With the wiseness of an Owl
    Today the Philippines
    Tomorrow Bhutan
    Now Charles is "The Man"
    His truth goes marching on
    Oh say can you see
    By the dawns early light
    The threads that he's banned
    Or the posts he's deleted
    Nooo says I
    He can't be defeated
    He is world renowned for
    the justice he's meted
     
    Even Obama called Charles to ask his advice
    Resign said Charles not once but twice
    Throw in the towel and cash in your chips
    That's when Obama quit calling and
    asking for tips
     
    He basks in the glow
    of Mass adulation
    someday he will lead
    the whole VJ Nation
    A Beacon of hope
    Like the rockets red glare
    He shows us the way
    He shows us he cares
    On the blackest of nights
    the poor huddled masses
    can see for miles when he lights
    the gases he passes
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Shauna&Wael in Is this kind of harassment common?   
    I agree with squeaky, but let me put it in a different lanquage for you. What you did was the equivalent of dressing up like Osama Bin Ladin, with a fake beard and a three foot fuse hanging out of your pocket, and carrying a sign that said "Death to Americans" and trying to catch a flight to New York. And then you are mad cause
    they frisked you.
    When you are playing with the USCIS, it's House rules.
    You're betting the max but you only have a pair of deuces showing.
    The IO thinks you're bluffing.
    He thinks if he gives you a little push, the house of cards you are showing him will tumble down.
    He's not going to show you all his cards, but believe me he is holding all the aces.
    At this point the deck is stacked against you.
    I dont think he is bluffing when he says he can have her deported.
    The odds are your complaint against this guy will be greeted with amusment if not congradulations.
    and dont bet on it helping your case any.
    Sorry for having a little fun, but these things are true.
    Cool off, realize that you look like the poster couple for who the USCIS is supposed to deny and go about reshaping your image.
    Are you willing to lose your wife to make a point about health care? buy the insurance
    Are you willing to lose your wife to save a few thousand dollars in taxes? Put her name on the accounts.
    At the risk of making you feel better, 20 years ago I went to the Philippines and married a girl. I was making $10 an hour. I applied to bring her to the states.
    I was initialy turned down for lack of evidence. Among other things they wanted to know why we didnt have joint bank accounts.
    what the hell did we need a joint bank account for, we were 7000 miles apart. If I remember there was a problem getting her on
    the accounts because she didnt have a social security #. It's long enough ago that I dont remember any details but I did every thing
    I could do to make them happy and if I couldnt do it, I explained why.
    They approved her visa, I wish I could say we lived happily ever after,but thats another story.
    Play your cards right and you get to keep the Queen of your Heart.
    Dan
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Howeetest D in What If Black America Were a Country?   
    That's what I tell my wife too.
    She just giggles.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Howeetest D in What If Black America Were a Country?   
    No they would have nikes
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Boiler in What's Up With U.S. Maternity Leave?   
    Women should be fired when they have a baby so they can stay home and take care of the baby.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Póg mo in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Charles Barkley is right on point here. This issue has been dogging blacks from the start. Jackie Robinson, the first black to play major league baseball
    couldn't help himself. In spite of his success on the field he would steal bases every chance he got.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Teddy B in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Charles Barkley is right on point here. This issue has been dogging blacks from the start. Jackie Robinson, the first black to play major league baseball
    couldn't help himself. In spite of his success on the field he would steal bases every chance he got.
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    Dan and Judy reacted to eieio in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Apparently they are not(according to one poster)
    It is just due to environmental conditions. Blacks must constantly jump in the air to avoid getting hit by the bullets the white police officers are shooting at them.
    The other option is that the NBA is racist and does not want white players.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from CarlosAndSveta in Obama claims executive privilege over 15,000 Fast and Furious docs   
    Unless Holder's wife is working for the Justice Department I don't think correspondence between him and his wife should be turned over.
    apparently they also want correspondence between him and his mother
    The dept of Justice claims thousands of exemptions to FOIA every year and was doing so before the Kenyan took office.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from CarlosAndSveta in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Charles Barkley is right on point here. This issue has been dogging blacks from the start. Jackie Robinson, the first black to play major league baseball
    couldn't help himself. In spite of his success on the field he would steal bases every chance he got.
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    Dan and Judy reacted to Jon York in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    You're the only one who seems to be getting charged up about it. Everyone else is just discussing the reality of the situation. Your bias seems to be not to mention anything that could possibly hurt anyone else's feelings - whether it's true or not.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Jon York in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Charles Barkley is right on point here. This issue has been dogging blacks from the start. Jackie Robinson, the first black to play major league baseball
    couldn't help himself. In spite of his success on the field he would steal bases every chance he got.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Dakine10 in Biggest Presidental lies of all times   
    I don't think he spent too much time on research
    http://www.findmall.com/read.php?20,2115544
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    Dan and Judy reacted to Karee in 'Unintelligent' blacks 'brainwashed' to choose street cred over success: Charles Barkley   
    Right, because you haven't weighed in on the content of the article at all. You merely stated an opinion inquiring about my reason for posting it. I have to ask, why comment on it at all, if you have no intention of addressing the content of the article?
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from The Nature Boy in Obama drops oil prices   
    with all the money I'm sending to the Philippines that's a good thing
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    Dan and Judy reacted to Teddy B in Cuba punches above its weight in Ebola fight   
    Next thing yanno we'll be calling for a ban on flights from Cuba.
    Oh wait.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from GBCW in Why are so many women joining ISIS?   
    I think it's the beards, same reason some women like duck dynasty
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    Dan and Judy reacted to The Nature Boy in Several U of I students attacked by roving gang near Champaign campus, police say   
    Personally I think the whole idea of baiting is stupidity. How can one post be baiting but another not be. Almost every thread started here is started to express a view point that is contrary to some other members view points, and is designed to start a debate.
    Obvious this thread is bating, is it not. Not to point a finger at LIB, all the threads you start about some black guy arrested for this or that are also baiting. By the same token almost every thread I have ever started here, that is not a goof off thread is also a bating thread. Same goes for the deniers who start threads defending Obama or threads started by the RWNJ's attacking him.
    Show me 3 consecutive threads that are not baiting.
    That is why when a thread is shut down for bating, in my eye's it is a personal reaction by a mod to a subject they really don't like. That having been said, I would be cool if it was shut down for stupidity, but let's jsut be honest. If you shut down every baiting post the whole forum would have to be torched.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Karee in What If Black America Were a Country?   
    They are victims of global warming caused by the white man.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Jacque67 in Obama’s New Ebola ‘Czar’ Does Not Have Medical, Health Care Background   
    Lets round up that sgt that couldn't hang up his jacket on the plane. He wants to become a doctor. let's put him in charge. This lady doesnt even have any medals.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from decocker in Biden's son discharged from Navy after testing positive for cocaine   
    It was inevitable that you would subsist when you saw the air of your ways
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from GBCW in Biden's son discharged from Navy after testing positive for cocaine   
    It was inevitable that you would subsist when you saw the air of your ways
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from GBCW in Biden's son discharged from Navy after testing positive for cocaine   
    You could use the word inedible but invincible is the feeling commonly associated with cocaine use.
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    Dan and Judy got a reaction from Jacque67 in Biden's son discharged from Navy after testing positive for cocaine   
    You could use the word inedible but invincible is the feeling commonly associated with cocaine use.
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