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Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Ran morning errand for Mama T-B. and it went quickly/smoothly, not traumatic man. Afterward, went to Costco for one item, already halfway there man. Place busy but not as mobbed as one might expect, curious man. Lunch was the footlong hot dog + Pepsi, ingest we man. We left with our one item, financially disciplined we man. Returned to casa determined to lawn-mow, necessary before weekend rains man. Part grass, part leaves, stupid oak trees* man. *none of them ours, man Mowed entire front and undead part of back, mow we man. Two sweatbands consumed, one job one recovery man. Siesta'd, then retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Din-din was Popeye's**, ingest Two Guys man. **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Mama T-B. phoned with a computer emergency, half an hour with that man. Mini-B. then wanted to play V.R., OK with we man if it makes wee man happy man. Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., see the Rojo's monster truck there we man. Did casa-hold stuff, productive we man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. Planned escapade to FST*** on Thursday, get-out-of-Dodge we man. ***see Abbreviation List on thread's first page, see man

Welcome to the forum! Nice pictures.

It's still Wednesday in a couple of time zones, so we are timely with our much-needed Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ====================================================== MORE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES Knock knock. Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play that game! Knock knock. Who's there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way here -- let me in already! Knock knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon sick and tired of these cold winters! Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell -- it's not working! Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in -- it's freezing out here! Knock knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome pizza to me, please. Knock knock. Who's there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs for breakfast, please! Knock knock. Who's there? Calder. Calder who? Calder police -- I've been robbed! Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana banana. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not a banana? Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? All right, all right -- W, H, O. Knock knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine secure, but I don't know why. Knock knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody wanna let me in? Knock knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions? Knock knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and let me in this door!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Colorado Saves Democracy By Not Allowing People To Vote For Preferred Candidate DENVER, CO — In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court Has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-saves-democracy-by-not-allowing-people-to-vote-for-preferred-candidate

Here's an excellent summary of why the Colorado decision is poppycock. https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/12/colorados_supreme_court_has_removed_trump_from_the_states_ballot.html

Four of them are probably going to end up humiliated.

Gaza Hospital Chief Admits to Being Hamas Commander [...] to the surprise of nobody who has been paying attention, the head of the Kamal Adwan Hospital in Jabaliya was arrested last week by the IDF and he has now confessed on tape that he is a high-ranking Hamas commander who was in fact using his hospital as a headquarters for the terror group. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/12/19/gaza-hospital-chief-admits-to-being-hamas-commander-n600111

See stand-alone thread on the above.

Talk about something that SCOTUS should overturn, 9-0... Mandatory. Prohibited. Never, on the Mandatory side.

One would think that everyone would carry him over to the nearest trash can and drop him in butt-first. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Low: Only 6 Percent Of Americans Approve Of GOP Leader Mitch McConnell [...] The poll, conducted between Nov. 30 and Dec. 4 with a 4.8 percent margin of error, means McConnell's approval could be as low as 1 percent. [...] the Republican Senate leader says he has no plans to leave Capitol Hill before his latest term expires in 2027. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/12/18/new-low-only-6-percent-of-americans-approve-of-gop-leader-mitch-mcconnell/

Wow -- the tyrants could get what's coming to them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "A Red Flag": Is SCOTUS Poised to Overturn Key J6 Felony Count? [...] If a majority of the justices conclude the DOJ misused the law, the Biden regime's ongoing prosecution of January 6 will suffer a death blow. (At least four of nine agreed to grant cert, sending a signal the appellate court order is at risk.) And federal judges in Washington who willfully endorsed such intentional prosecutorial abuse will suffer a collective black eye, justifying calls for mass resignations and retirements. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/a-red-flag-is-scotus-poised-to-overturn

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Took Uncle T-B. to doc, chauffeur we man senior he man man. Got 2 referrals to other docs, man. At end, was lunchtime, note we man and senior he man. Uncle T-B. gave us the choice of where to go, si man. We picked Olive Garden, lunch specials man. We ordered the usual chicken parmigiana, ingest we man. Uncle T-B. ordered spaghetti + meatballs, ingest senior he man. The total, including tip, was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2-2), quite reasonable man. Uncle T-B. was very well pleased, rarely-restauranting senior he man. At the casa, mow-lawning wasn't even remotely on the table, zzz we man. Finally got mauled by fizzicle therapist, again-mobilized we man. Got roped into another errand by Mama T-B., insistent senior she man. Went to 2 supermarkets, finally got approval man. Thoroughly exhausted and grumpy, out-of-sorts we man. Din-din was onecan of beef stew, rejuvenated we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. Must arise at o'dark-Many on Wednesday to run another Mama T-B. errand, dutiful we man. Hope to finally lawn-mow, please give us some self-time man. Then Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Trans is hip now -- get with the times, mam ma'am!

This is the most important part, mam ma'am.

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This is stunning. I remained glued to this article as though I were watching a car wreck. Your reaction? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illegals Hoboing Into US on Trains Causes Eagle Pass and El Paso Rail Bridge Shutdown Like these illegal human swarms aren't causing enough misery, now they're shutting down international commerce because of them, too? [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/12/18/illegals-hoboing-into-us-on-trains-causes-eagle-pass-and-el-paso-rail-bridge-shutdown-n599807

Comments about VDH's double-standard examples? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Are Well Beyond Hypocrisy The abject narcissism of the insular Left is startling. They apparently believe the American public is amnesiac enough to forget what leftists once did, now that they're doing the utter opposite. And they assume we are to discount their hypocrisy and self-absorption simply because they self-identify as erudite and moral and assume their opponents are irredeemable and deplorable. [...] https://amgreatness.com/2023/12/18/we-are-well-beyond-hypocrisy/

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Delivered Dollar General stuff to Uncle T-B., first half of grocery list for senior he man man. Dropped couple of items to Mama T-B. to keep her from yelling at us, intense senior she man man. Blew back to casa for phone caucus with insurance agent, timely we man. "Lunch" was a hastily consumed* tin of Costco sardines, rapidly ingest we man. *under intense encroachment from highly interested miu, man. After insurance caucus, see man: 1. Got needed item at Walmart for Mama T-B., stop yelling at us for it man. 2. Elsewhere, groceried further for Uncle T-B., staggering amount of stuff man. Many. Delivered stuff to Uncle T-B., grateful senior he man. Many. Got Uncle T-B. into his online bank account**, man. **Quit fiddling with passwords when you fail the first time, man. Ran to bank on behalf of Mama T-B., fortunately nearby man. Delivered $ and needed item to Mama T-B., seemingly mollified senior she man. By now, it was Many (2+2) p.m., and we were hungry, understatement man. Had no current Subway coupons with us, man. Considered BK, unenthusiastic we man. Passed by mall and went to food court, better idea man. Din-din was Japanese beef teriyaki on fried rice, ingest we man. Postprandial siesta taken, rejuvenate we man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. On Tuesday, we must take Uncle T-B. to a doctor, routine man. We then envision mow-lawning, grass and not-our-leaves man. In late afternoon, we get mauled by Fizzicle Therapist, months overdue man. Not a minute of respite, active we man.

A link, please, Jeanne?

Very much so -- thank you. Welcome to America... Welcome back to USCIS... Finally, indeed! Congratulations, and thanks again for the valuable update.

Do not insult, ridicule, or malign our first cousin, no man!

It's better to have even a friend or neighbor do and certify the translation.

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Joe Biden's crumbling relationship with Benjamin Netanyahu could easily turn into an all-out disaster Over the many years they have been in the public eye, Joe Biden and Benjamin Netanyahu were never friends and rarely allies. Their fundamental political differences were compounded by years of long-distance disagreement. Then suddenly, terrorism brought them together in something of a shotgun wedding. Biden visited Israel just 11 days after the Oct. 7 Hamas attack where he and Netanyahu embraced in an awkward, aborted hug. In hindsight, that appears to have been the high point of their new relationship. It's been downhill ever since and [...] https://nypost.com/2023/12/16/opinion/joe-bidens-crumbling-relationship-with-benjamin-netanyahu-could-easily-turn-into-an-all-out-disasterjoe-bidens-crumbling-relationship-with-benjamin-netanyahu-could-easily-turn-into-an-all-out-disaster/

Of course, there's also that eat-fleshing bacterium or eat-braining amoeba, or both, or whatever.