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WATCH: Anti-Israel Activists Surround NYPD, Allegedly Injure Multiple Officers, Desecrate Nativity Scene [...] They raised a Palestinian flag on Madison Avenue and also draped one over the nativity scene at one point, as well as keffiyehs all over the display. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/12/25/watch-anti-israel-activists-surround-nypd-fight-and-injure-multiple-officers-n2167954

New Jersey: Islamic Cleric Prays That Non-Muslims' Children Become 'Booty' for Muslims [...] during a recent Friday sermon that was streamed on YouTube from the Bayonne Mosque and Community Center, an unnamed Muslim preacher emphasized the importance of Hamas' jihad against Israel for the entire "Muslim nation," and prayed an incendiary prayer that included the request that Allah would give the wealth, possessions and even the children of non-Muslims to the Muslims as booty, that is, the spoils of war. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2023/12/24/new-jersey-islamic-cleric-prays-that-non-muslims-children-become-booty-for-muslims-n4924994

Pro-Palestine Protesters (Hamas Simps) Remind Us They're the SUCKIEST, Block O'Hare Airport Entrance [...] we're pretty sure blocking travel for thousands and thousands of Americans trying to get home to see their families for Christmas is NOT how you win people over and change minds. [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2023/12/24/pro-palestine-protesters-hamas-simps-remind-us-theyre-the-suckiest-block-ohare-airport-entrance-n2391135

Mini-Bone got a LeBron James jersey, an electronic basketball game, a Kanye West poster, various smaller items, and a doctor/hospital letter clearing him for all contact sports.

Finally -- someone with a brain and sense! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So MUCH Boom! Scholar Who Claudine Gay Plagiarized Over and Over Again Drops SAVAGE Advice on Harvard Dr. Carol M. Swain, whom Gay plagiarized from more than once, has some pretty exceptional, painful, and FREE advice for Harvard that she dropped RIGHT on their heads. [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2023/12/25/carol-swains-advice-for-harvard-n2391129

The year Israelophobia took over As the end of the year draws close, it's clear the oldest hatred is back with a vengeance. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2023/12/23/the-year-israelophobia-took-over/

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This is in character with your kind heart. Everyone be sure to report in the "Christmas 2023" thread!

You lowly Colonist!

Thrilling Monday half-report, half-see man: Had to awaken at half-past Many a.m., ungodly hour man. Could/should have slept for Many more hours, hampered restoration of our carcass man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. let herself into the casa to drop presents, then went back for more, invasive ex-she man. As usual, she spared no expense when shopping, free from that we man. Ex-she man gave Mini-B. an electronic basketball mini-arcade, thrilled wee man man. Ex-she man gave Mini-B. a LeBron James jersey (for $Many -- si man, $Many!!!), thrilled wee man man. Ex-she man gave Mini-B. pajama pants, bought new for heaven's sake man. Ex-she man gave Mini-B. underwear, bought new for heaven's sake man. Ex-she man gave Mini-B. a full fruitcake, pass that one uneaten along to others for years man. So what the dickens will be left for his birthday next month, huh man? We gave Mini-B. a Kanye West poster, appreciative wee man man. We gave Mini-B. a $Many ($2x2x2 +2) bill, unimpressed wee man man. We gave Mini-B. the cherry pie from FST restaurant, mildly impressed wee man man. Miu gave Mini-B. a card filled with cat hair ("a gift for your FUR-niture"), mildly impressed wee man man. We gave Mini-B. the hospital letter clearing him for all contact sports, overjoyed wee man man. We took our siesta at half-an-hour-till-noon, exhausted we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan "ABCs+123s + meatballs," ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to her casa for trade-gifting with the Rojo + daughters, nonstop partier ex-she man man. We spent >2 hours doing Cousin Mini-B.'s laundry, leak/water shutoff at ex-she man's casa man. Cousin Mini-B. quite grateful, appreciative senior wee man man. We shall probably watch part of an NBA game (yawn) with Mini-B., Two Guys sacrifice by we man man. More exciting news to be announced in Thrilling Monday other-half-report, see later man.

Condition of casa precised, see and si and man!

Nine posts have been split from this thread and merged into the "Rant" thread, for best context.

And if we want a second opinion, we're ugly, too, si man. Bro G.'s motto: "I hate people, animals, and things, si man," si man. We don't know why we spend any time cleaning the casa, either, no man. Age of nonproblematic twins precised, see and si and man. And just wait until they become toddlers, zone defense man.

That's marriage in general!

"God save the Queen, man." -- Joe Bidementia's speech

Here is our seasonally pertinent Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =============================== LETTER TO SANTA Dear Santa, I flushed my brother's head. But can I still get a puppy?

She needs to claim victim status immediately. You need to claim victim status on the basis of deficient melanin. Problem solved. I have no better solution; however, this would exponentially increase anti-Israel sentiment worldwide.

You have redeeming qualities after all, si man.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa and still feel lousy, yuck man. Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. Many (2+1) bags of Costco popcorn were dessert, watch football we man. A not-too-restorative siesta was taken, frustrating man. Din-din was onecan of corn*, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man Watched It's a Wonderful Life, annual tradition man. Mini-B. showed up late, busy wee man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. going to show up at o'dark-Many -- si man, o'dark-Many -- for open-gifting, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a pipe burst in her attic this eve, good luck finding repairmen man. We told her to CTR (call the Rojo), no longer our concern man. Cousin Mini-B. planned to launder clothing at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa on Monday, that plan dashed man. We offered our machines and expertise, accomplished Thread Laundress we man. We are sick of being sick, second cold in 2 months man. At least this one features little coughing so far, could not survive another like the last one we man. HSM to be taken at bedtime, medicate-selfing we man. Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak!

Merry Christmas to all here who celebrate it. May peace from heaven envelop every participant in this thread.

That's great news!

Wonderful! Congratulations to you both!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 38-Year-Old Man In Intensive Care After Getting Down On The Floor To Play With His Kids WACO, TX — What began as a fun-filled afternoon of living room hijinx ended in tragedy today, as a middle-aged father was left in intensive care at a local hospital after getting down on the floor to play with his young children. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-aged-man-in-intensive-care-after-getting-down-on-the-floor-to-play-with-his-kids

Actually, over 70 is for a Mercury Sable. My bad.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5 Things You Can Do This Christmas to Make the Marxists Miserable [...] If you think eggnog and caroling are fun, wait until you get your bald-headed niecephew so mad zhe poops zher Che Guevara manties. [...] https://pjmedia.com/kevindowneyjr/2023/12/23/5-things-you-can-do-on-christmas-to-make-the-marxists-miserable-on-christmas-n4924970