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They can play around with employment and college admission all they want, but not all kidneys are created equal.

The more Commie-libs who hit the showers, the better.

"My, what big tonsils you have, si man," said Little Red Riding Hood, she man. Find a clumsy dentist, hope that his tools slip, have the job done, and get paid for it via malpractice insurance, $ee and $i and whee D ma'am! You're supposed to have every condition under the sun, and you don't have poison ivy*, huh D ma'am?! Bad delinquent Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Do not rashly conclude that you have scarlet fever, no D ma'am. *And you're probably not pregnant, either, no man. Bad delinquent nonreproductive Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT nonreproductive NONREPRODUCTIVE Ontarklar!

P-math errors precised, si and see and D ma'am! See above, D ma'am!

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see belatedly man: Got Mini-B. to skool at o'dark-Many, Band sectional man. Dropped Mama T-B. at doctor, drop senior she man we man. She told us that it "would take about an hour" with the ear-doc and audiologist, si man. Trusting this, we breakfasted (!!?) at BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We then ran an errand, si man. Our trip back would land us there right at an hour, timely we man. We drove all around building looking for parking, none man. We drove to the top of the adjacent garage, none man. We finally camped in a white-striped area, out of the way man. No word from Mama T-B. for half an hour extra, none man. No word for an hour extra, none man. Finally, we texted Mama T-B., who called us to say, "I'm ready, si man," si man. We retrieved Mama T-B., finally man. We asked why it had taken >2 hours and not just one as she'd said, inquire we man. Mama T-B. yelled, "I said that it would take about an hour with each, you idiot man!" man. This was Many hours of our life that we can't get back and should have spent zzz-ing, si man. Returned Mama T-B., then returned to casa, blown day man. Treated and lunched miu, mollify miu man. Tried to siesta, desperately need zzz we man. Started off well, propitious man. Then, miu split-earingly announced wish to play Feather-Rollers with Daddy, man. We ignored this but couldn't return to zzz, si and no man. Din-din was 2 Hungry Man "boneless chicken" frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Many (2+1) Young Sheldon episodes, final season on Paramount+ man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2 +1) so far for the week, almost official man. We hope to close up downstairs and return upstairs with miu staying asleep, never guaranteed man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man. Must take Uncle T-B. to doctor on Thursday, probably in severe storm man.

Uh, isn't this logically a home for, uh, box turtles, huh D ma'am?

Mexico Begins Constructing Wall To Keep Illegal Immigrants From Coming Back PIEDRAS NEGRAS — As the debate in the United States continued to rage over the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border, Mexico announced plans to begin construction on a wall to keep illegal immigrants from coming back. The idea to build a wall along its northern border, which Mexican leaders said they came up with all by themselves, will prevent unvetted and unidentified migrants from entering the country, thereby making Mexico a safer, more secure nation. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mexico-begins-constructing-wall-to-keep-illegal-immigrants-from-coming-back

AOC Says RICO Not A Crime, He's The Guy Who Delivers Her Food WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an impassioned speech during witness questioning, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez declared that RICO is not a crime, but in fact that DoorDash driver who delivers her orders from Panda Express. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-rico-not-a-crime-hes-the-guy-who-delivers-her-food

NYC Homeowner Arrested For Not Providing Squatters With WiFi Password NEW YORK, NY — Local authorities sprang into action to hold a miscreant accountable today as an NYC homeowner was arrested for not providing squatters with her WiFi password. The homeowner stubbornly refused to grant internet access to the group of people who had been living in her home illegally while she was on a business trip, prompting a swift reaction from law enforcement to bring her to justice. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-homeowner-arrested-for-not-providing-squatters-with-wifi-password

Tony Bobulinski Was THIS Close to Making AOC's Head Explode at House's Biden Corruption Hearing Today former Hunter Biden business associate Tony Bobulinski is testifying at a House hearing looking into all the corruption allegations about the president and his family, and if the power of Democrats running interference for Biden could be harnessed the nation's energy problems would be solved for centuries. Earlier we told you about Dem Rep. Jamie Raskin getting triggered after Bobulinski said he and Rep. Dan Goldman are liars (Tony certainly wasn't lying under oath with that comment). Next up was Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who asked Bobulinski to list the crimes he alleged Biden has committed, and then didn't want to hear the answers. [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/03/20/tony-bobulinski-is-this-close-to-making-aocs-head-explode-at-houses-biden-corruption-hearing-n2394180

Absolutely unbelievable, and unconscionable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TikToker Tells Illegal Immigrants How They Can 'Invade' Vacant Homes and Take Them Over There was a disturbing story Tuesday about a woman who had changed the locks to kick squatters out of a home that she'd inherited. The disturbing story isn't that squatters took over her house … the disturbing part is that she was arrested for unlawful eviction of a tenant by changing the locks. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/03/20/tiktoker-tells-illegal-immigrants-how-they-can-invade-vacant-homes-and-take-them-over-n2394194

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Judicial Nominee Not a Gun Expert, Can't Define 'Assault Weapon' [...] President Joe Biden's nominee for Seventh Circuit Judge Nancy Maldonado has said she'd be for an assault weapons ban, but when asked by Sen. John Kennedy what an assault weapon is, she took Dettelbach's route, saying, "I'm not a gun expert." Biden keeps calling for a ban on assault weapons, but none of the people under him can seem to define what an assault weapon is. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/03/20/biden-nominee-not-a-gun-expert-cant-define-assault-weapon-n2394184

Faster, Higher, ... Hotter? Paris Olympics Denies Athletes Air Conditioning Due to 'Climate Change' Great news, world-class athletes. The Paris Olympics has added a new event for this summer's games. Heat stroke. Yes, in an effort to further bend the knee to whiny teenager Greta Thunberg, the Paris Olympics declared that no athletes will have access to air-conditioning in an effort to make this year's games the 'most sustainable Olympics ever.' Quick reminder: The Paris Olympics will take place from July 26 - August 11. Second reminder: Last summer, when all of Europe was hit by a heat wave, more than 5,000 people died from the heat in France when temperatures often exceeded 100 degrees. [...] https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/03/20/olympics-denies-athletes-air-conditioning-due-to-climate-change-n2394166

DEI Kills: Woke Doctors Remove Very Real Racial Differences in Kidney Function, Mess Up Transplant List [...] This is incredible. Years of medical research and science done away with in the name of woke, and now people are going to die. And specifically white people, for whom higher serum creatinine concentration means more advanced kidney disease. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/03/20/kidney-dei-messed-up-transplant-list-n2394186

Welcome to the forum! Your thread has been moved to be among similar topics. Many compliments on your consummate literacy. It's a pleasure to read your writing.

*** Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the "Bringing Family Members of USCs" forum. ***

Moving agencies would at least put Federal court cases into fairer, more-balanced venues. Republicans would probably have more fighting chances in Great Bend, Kansas than in D.C. Furthermore, accountability might improve (e.g., put the Dept. of the Interior in Wyoming, nearer the center of action). Let the "anointed" elected/appointed crowd be more accountable, and let the employed bureaucrats be real people from real places. Moving agencies would also be a way to pare down the bloated size of government. I'd love to see Scarborough et al. try to interact with folks in Flyover territory.

These clowns blame the victim. Always.

I've asked someone very knowledgeable to contribute to your thread, and I hope that it happens.

Related threads have been merged. Please keep further questions within this combined thread.

So the CO returned the passport with the blue slip, but the blue slip said to mail in the passport? This seems inefficient. "About a week" is a rather short time to hear anything, depending on Immigrant Visa Unit workload and whether they operate on a "first-in, first-out" basis (older stuff at the top of their stack, newer at bottom). Maybe into the third week of waiting, inquire. If you get nowhere, let us know here.

It's Wednesday, and time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ======================================== MALE CHAUVINIST PIG RIDDLES How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ---------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ---------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ---------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ---------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. -------------------------------------- What's the correct answer when your wife asks "What's on the TV?" "Dust!"

New Boeing 737 Toy Features Wings That Really Fall Off U.S. — A new airplane toy modeled after the Boeing 737 features "real in-flight damage" in which the jet's wings really fall off. "Wow! The wings really fall off, just like in real life!" said a boy in a television commercial for the product. "Crash! Bang! Ahh! We're all gonna' die! Hahahaha!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off

Weight of Yertle the Turtle precised, si and see and D ma'am! Inaccurate weigh-tortoising Ontarklar! Inaccurate, INACCURATE weigh-tortoising WEIGH-TORTOISING Ontarklar!

Corrected to avoid confusing Polish tortoises, si and see and D ma'am. Bad insensitive Ontarklar! Bad, BAD insensitive INSENSITIVE Ontarklar!