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It's July Many'th*, si and see and oj tak! How dare our Polish Commie-babe reappear merely to broadcast this most blatant of P-Math errors, oj huh? Bad reappearing blatant Asia! Bad, BAD reappearing REAPPEARING blatant BLATANT Asia! *Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak

The above answer is correct for USCIS's purposes. More crucial is the consulate at which the beneficiary will be interviewing. "Tough" consulates prefer as much in-person "face time" as you can show evidence of. Manila is not a tough consulate; they hand out K-1 visas like candy in comparison with others. Visit for the sake of your relationship.

Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn't End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed DAYTON, OH — A lousy, embarrassing excuse for a July 4th backyard fireworks display ended this evening without a single family member hiding for safety behind the shed. "I'm not sure what went wrong," said Bruce Hayes, father and chief pyrotechnician of the Hayes family. "Most years, our fireworks display ends in all-out pandemonium and a hasty retreat behind the shed. Never once did I feel this year that my life was in legitimate danger. I made some poor decisions and frankly don't even deserve to call myself American." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pathetic-excuse-for-backyard-fireworks-display-doesnt-end-with-everyone-cowering-behind-the-shed

'We Can't Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,' Biden Tells Hunter WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the race for the presidency intensified, an administration insider disclosed that President Biden warned his son, Hunter, that allowing a convicted felon to be in the White House would be a disgrace and disastrous for the country. The president's son, currently awaiting sentencing for a felony conviction, reportedly vowed to help his father in whatever way he could to prevent a convicted felon from entering through the doors of the executive mansion. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cant-let-a-convicted-felon-in-the-white-house-biden-tells-hunter

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been. "I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-about-to-unburden-herself-from-what-has-been

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a "Touch-And-Learn" activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country. "He just loves feeling like he's still a part of things," said Chief of Staff Ron Klain, watching the President spin a wheel. "Ope! Ring-ring, Mr. President! I think someone's calling on your little yellow phone!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-touch-and-learn-activity-desk-in-oval-office-so-biden-can-feel-like-hes-working-while-jill-is-running-the-country

10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth [...] Here are just ten of the many, many reasons that America remains the greatest country on earth: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-america-is-still-the-greatest-country-on-earth

Eviction from Congress would seem to be a must, and deportation not unreasonable. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Former Prime Minister Says Rep. Ilhan Omar's Interests Are the Interests of Somalia This clip was apparently posted over the weekend, but we're just seeing it now. Apparently, the former prime minister of Somalia, Hassan Ali Khaire, attended a campaign event with Rep. Ilhan Omar, and rallied the crowd by assuring them that Omar's interests aren't those of Minnesota of the United States, but of Somalia. It's not like it was a big secret or anything, but it's kind of shocking to hear it said out loud at a rally. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/07/03/former-prime-minister-says-rep-ilhan-omars-interests-are-the-interests-of-somalia-n2397965

Lesbian Duo Baffled as to Why Muslim Gang Would Pummel Them. Who Wants to Break the News? A gang of "Middle Eastern men" beat the potato salad out of a lesbian couple in Halifax, Nova Scotia, leaving the two zamis to wonder why the men would treat the ladies so viciously, especially considering it was during Pride month. Emma MacLean, one of the women assaulted, posted to Facebook that there were between seven and ten men, all between the ages of 18 and 25 and "believed to be from Syria." [...] https://pjmedia.com/kevindowneyjr/2024/07/02/lesbian-duo-baffled-as-to-why-muslim-gang-would-pummel-them-during-pride-month-who-wants-to-tell-them-n4930353

Radical Islamic Violence Poisons European Countries [...] The squatters had reportedly been causing problems in the area for a month, and yet nothing seems to have been done about them, since they were still free and able to murder David. Nor were these the only Moroccan squatters in the area; two locals said Moroccans were moving into homes and causing havoc. How beautifully all that Western tolerance and welcoming of Muslim migrants is working out… Meanwhile, in Belgium, [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/07/02/radical-islamic-violence-poisons-european-countries-n4930354

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Got Uncle T-B. to doc follow-up on time, we man collect senior he man man. Eye recovery progressing fine for the day after, conclude doc man. Uncle T-B. so out-of-breath that he had to sit and rest every few paces, overweight senior he man. Collapsed on his bed after we off-dropped him, relax senior he man. Went to Walmart to get Many beef/bean burritos, forage we man. Lunch was one such burrito, ingest we man. A major and uninterrupted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Got Mini-B. much earlier than usual, ex-Mrs.-T-B. in crucial eyelash appointment man. Din-din was 2 Walmart burritos, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was several Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These shall be added to next week's official count, tally we man. Miu was zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed throughout latter's visit, zzz miu man. This after pestering Daddy all week because of boredom, miu man. Miu awoke as Mini-B. was leaving, miu man. Half-price day at favorite large thrift store on Thursday, sorely tempted we man. However, if we go, we will be crushed amidst mobs of chubby Central Americanas, Mexicanas too man. Maybe we should wait until after lunch, bide time we man. Party with the rubias imminently, party we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

There are at least 3 swing states that I read about. Will try to find which. Regardless, the Dems will stop at nothing to break those laws in order to retain power.

Bidementia truly is 81 going on 101 years old.

Karine Grey-Poupon One theory is that they offer her the next SCOTUS opening the next time they hold the presidency. Not sure how well that promise would be reacted to after it's broadcast to the general public, which it would need to be.

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It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY, SEEN ON TWITTER Decluttering is great because the room you're working on looks perfect and all the other rooms get extra piles of junk thrown in them. If you have kids under the age of 6 and fun plans this summer, DO NOT tell them about the fun plans until you're literally arriving at the plans -- pulling up to the gate. Dude, yelling at the cashier won't make your dad listen to you in 1985. My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house." Hang on -- I have to find just the right show to put on, to completely ignore while I screw around on my phone. Hey -- by the way, the thing that's been bothering you for 6 months will suddenly feel OK on a random Tuesday afternoon -- I promise. I'm having a rough Friday today because I keep realizing it's only Wednesday.

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule According to reliable media sources, Biden is "dependably engaged" between the hours of 10 AM and 4 PM and performs most of his work during that period. But that's only six hours — how can he possibly run the country in such a short period? To find out, we obtained an exclusive copy of the daily work schedule White House aides use to keep Biden on task. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-bidens-official-10am-to-4pm-daily-work-schedule

Checkmate: Dem Leaders Write 'I Hereby Resign From The Presidency, No Takebacks' On Biden's Teleprompter WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an ingenious political stratagem, Democrat higher-ups recently maneuvered Biden into resigning from the presidency by displaying "I hereby resign from the presidency, no takebacks" on his teleprompter. Sources say that leaders in the Democrat party brilliantly outflanked Dr. Jill Biden's aspirations for another four years of power by simply tricking Biden into saying the magic words during a speech on the recent heat wave. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-dem-leaders-write-i-hereby-resign-from-the-presidency-no-takebacks-on-bidens-teleprompter

Liberal Unsure Which Gender This Pride Flag Represents PORTLAND, OR — Sources close to Carole Chevonne, an Oregon native, said that the "Free Gaza" activist and part-time barista is unsure which gender this weird new red, white, and blue Pride flag represents. Chevonne reportedly grew confused after walking through an unfamiliar part of town and seeing several of the strange banners hanging on various houses. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-not-sure-which-gender-this-pride-flag-represents

State Department Reaches Out To Enemy Nations Requesting They Only Attack Between 10:00 AM And 4:00 PM EST [...] "Dear Enemies of the USA," reads the memo in part. "On behalf of President Biden, we kindly ask that — in the event that you feel like you really just have to attack the USA — you would be considerate and only do so during President Biden's active hours of 10:00 am to 4:00 pm EST. After those hours, Biden will [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-state-department-reaches-out-to-enemy-nations-requesting-they-only-attack-between-1000am-and-400pm-est

Them was the good old days... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wow: Texas Rep. Wesley Hunt Tells Insane Story of Trump Threatening Taliban Leaders to Their Faces Former President Donald Trump was many things as commander-in-chief, but when it came to foreign policy, he wasn't the guy you mess around with. According to Texas Republican Congressman Wesley Hunt, the Taliban learned that during a face-to-face meeting with the former President. [...] https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2024/07/02/wow-texas-rep-wessley-hunt-tells-insane-story-of-trump-threatening-taliban-leaders-to-their-face-n2176275

This is genuinely gratifying to read. They are "out of the bedpan into the poop," and deservedly so. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Private Calls Between Team Biden and Big Donors are Not Going Well at All [...] The Biden campaign is making private calls to big donors in an attempt to soothe their anger and frustration over the position the Democrats find themselves in. This is the doing of the White House, the DNC, Democrat elected officials, and the media. All of them perpetuated the lie that Joe Biden is fine and fully capable of doing the job. There is no credibility left now that the brutal truth has been exposed. Imagine being a big Democrat donor, raising millions of dollars for Biden's re-election campaign, and then seeing the lies all unravel on Thursday night. There is no going back. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/07/02/private-calls-between-team-biden-and-big-donors-are-not-going-well-at-all-n3791283

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We were lying mostly sleepless when alarm rang at half-past Many (2+2) -- si and man, half-past Many (2+2) -- a.m., a time fit for neither man nor beast man. We managed to rouse ourself, unwilling we man. Participatory miu joined in, Daddy's Up Early To Play With Us miu man. We managed to retrieve Uncle T-B. at appointed hour, miraculous man. Infernal place told us to "be there at Many (2+2+2) a.m." but didn't open till a minute later, man. Was a complete hospital-type surgical experience for Uncle T-B., full shootin' match man. We have rarely seen so many papers to sign, rarely see we man. Procedures themselves quite brief, doc has performed Many,000 thereof man. We barely got to read 2 pages in our book, shouldn't even have brought it man. Got Uncle T-B. back inside his casa before half-past Many (2x2x2) a.m., that fast & efficient man. Oh, and we got to ask the anesthesiologist if he believed in the Ether Bunny, man. Uncle T-B. upbeat and surprisingly un-drowsy from light sedation, upbeat senior he man. We told him to follow the postop & eyedrop instructions, little prayer of that man. Went to Costco to gas the thirsty T-B.-mobile, halfway there already man. Too early for store to open, so T-B.-mobiled up to Costco Business Center, open already man. Stopped for breakfast (essentially lunch) at IHOP, ingest we man. Captivating young waitress, oh our gosh but might've been jail-bait man. We had the "Many+* Breakfast Sampler," ingest we man. *hint, see man: always order from the Seniors' menu even if not a senior, financially savvy we man Got our necessary Many (2+2) Costco items for under $Many, financially restrained we man. Returned to casa by noon, past time for a major siesta man. Heavily invested miu successfully lobbied for miu-treats and miu-lunch, service demanding miu we man. Siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man. Later, went on errand that we'd forgotten, oh well man. Uncle T-B. phoned to report his grogginess, natural outcome man. We will collect him on Wednesday for doc follow-up, less ungodly hour of Many (2x2x2) a.m. man. Din-din was 2 "Mr. Goodbar" and the remaining Many (2+2+2) Costco vegetable spring rolls, ingest we man. A second siesta was then taken, re-zzz we man. This, of course, was interrupted by a call from Mama T-B., standard daily-lecture stuff man. Old miu-box went out in garbage today, bye man. New miu-box still functioning as intended, si man. And this was/is our thrilling Tuesday, si man.

Slate, of all outlets, actually published this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Can't Unsee What We Saw [...] The debate was shocking, upsetting, nearly impossible to watch. Based on my anecdotal research, lots of folks turned it off after 10 minutes, unable to witness the humiliating performance by our current president. Others held out hope it would turn around in real time, that Biden's jaw would be vacuumed shut again, eyes refocused. Still more of us had the sinking, correct assmption: This would not come to pass. We knew what was happening. We were watching the president of the United States, un-teleprompted, fail in a spectacularly human way in front of us. He was not OK. Which meant the impending presidential election was more like an impending disaster. [...] https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/07/joe-biden-age-spin-is-even-worse.html

Ooo! That does sound more hopeful. Maybe he figured that he got his hat handed to him.