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Spectacular images -- and see the linked NASA photo gallery for more. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NASA releases eye-popping, never-before-seen images of nebulae, galaxies in space NASA has released dozens of never-before-seen images of cosmic objects from the corners of the universe captured by the world's most powerful X-ray telescope. The breathtaking images, taken by the Chandra X-Ray Observatory, were released Tuesday in honor of the 25th anniversary of the telescope's launch into space. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/nasa-releases-eye-popping-never-151030290.html

Crucial knowledge for all! And be sure to participate in the thrilling VJ poll: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/249659-wedgies-si-man/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Do Olympic Gymnasts Avoid Wedgies When They're Competing? It's undeniably impressive that Olympic gymnasts compete without so much as losing a false eyelash or misplacing a hair in a sleek bun—but have you ever wondered how they sprint, leap, and flip while avoiding major wedgies? As it turns out, the semi-permanence of their signature leotards is no accident. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/olympic-gymnasts-avoid-wedgies-competing-120000217.html

Playah-haytuh, si man! Reported!!! "He said that Whirlpool and Frigidaire/Electrolux suck, si man."

Oh boy -- Sunday! Time for our highly effective Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke. In honor of the Olympics, here are some Sports jokes: ============================================= FOUR SPORTS JOKES "Let me see your permit," the game warden said to Leroy. "You can't fish without one." "I don't need one," said Leroy. "I'm doing fine with worms." "Did you hear about the high-diver who leaped into a glass of Pepsi?" Doug asked Judy. "No! How many bones did she break?" "None," Doug replied. "It was a soft drink." Billy sighed, "I wish I had the money to buy a million baseballs!" His pal Dickie said, "What would you do with a million baseballs?" "Nothing," said Billy. "I just wish I had that much money." "Did you hear about poor Juan?" Carlos asked his friend. "He was killed on the golf course." "No! How did it happen?" "A flying golf ball went right through his head." "How terrible!" said the friend. "A hole-in-Juan!"

Sodom And Gomorrah Set To Host 2028 Olympics WORLD — In keeping with the Olympics' commitment to sexual violence and Satan worship, the International Olympic Committee announced today that the 2028 games would be held in the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah. "They're a natural fit for us," explained Olympic Committee director Max Durgen. "Violent sexual debauchery forced upon unsuspecting visitors? Check. Openly mocking the Lord God? Check. They'll be hard pressed to top Paris, but I think they're up to the task." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sodom-and-gomorrah-set-to-host-2032-olympics

EXCLUSIVE: 11 Findings From The FBI's Investigation Into The Trump Shooting With questions swirling around the assassination attempt on President Trump, America has been able to rest easy knowing the brilliant minds at the Federal Bureau of Investigation were on the case. After two weeks running over the scene with a fine-tooth comb, the FBI has assembled all of the evidence and reached eleven shocking conclusions: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-12-findings-from-the-fbis-investigation-into-the-trump-shooting

These are objectively great. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Short Trump Ads Targeting Swing States Are ABSOLUTELY Brilliant Political Advertising In most elections, the choice of the voters often (not always, but often) comes down to voting against someone rather than for someone. It's just a political calculus people make. Is it ideal? No. But it's the reality, especially in a two-party system. So when this writer stumbled across this thread of short, natural sound, micro-targeted Trump ads, it really was an eye-opening change of pace. It's giving voters something to vote for -- not negative, not bombastic. Just simple ads. Watch: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/07/27/watch-short-trump-ads-are-absolutely-brilliant-political-advertising-n2398924

Just lovely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Progressives Wanted Trump to Die? [...] Under the heading, "Progressive Democrats Far More Likely To Wish Trump Dead: Democrat Voters Who Wished Trump Shooter Hadn't Missed by Agreement With 'White Republicans Are Racist,'" Kauffman's poll said that 0% of Leftists strongly disagreed, 15% did not agree or disagree that the shooter should not have missed. But, according to the poll, 71% of the Progressives queried said they strongly agreed that Trump should have died from the assassin's bullet. [...] https://pjmedia.com/lincolnbrown/2024/07/26/how-many-progressives-wanted-trump-to-die-n4931103

As Islamic Groups Vow Massacres, Paris Olympics Target Christianity Every Western leftist's favorite jihad group, Hamas, released a video a few days before the Olympics opened, vowing that there would soon be "rivers of blood flowing through the streets of Paris." French police recently arrested two would-be Islamic State (ISIS) jihad suicide bombers who were planning to target the Olympics. The Islamic State also called upon Muslims to carry out drone strikes on the Eiffel Tower during the Olympics. After all that, the Olympics Opening Ceremony featured full-scale, open mockery not of Islam (of course!), but of the religion leftists love to hate: Christianity. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/07/27/as-islamic-groups-vow-massacres-paris-olympics-target-christianity-n4931116

Not even coronated yet and is already hosing foreign relations. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris May Have Botched the Gaza Hostage and Ceasefire Deal [...] According to an Israeli official, Netanyahu was upset by Harris' on-camera remarks after their meeting on Thursday and now fears that her public remarks after their meeting could undermine ongoing negotiations over a Gaza hostage and ceasefire deal. This was her first meeting with a foreign leader since launching her solo presidential campaign, and this is the kind of misstep she can't afford to make. Harris and Netanyahu spoke for about 40 minutes. After they spoke, she called on Netanyahu to get a hostage and ceasefire deal done. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/07/26/kamala-harris-may-have-botched-the-gaza-hostage-and-ceasefire-deal-n4931100

Donald Trump is Planning More Outdoor Rallies Despite Secret Service Warning Against Them https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/07/27/donald-trump-is-planning-more-outdoor-rallies-despite-secret-service-warning-against-them-n4931122

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ in nearly 4 years. Old thread is now closed.

Majority Agree: Kamala Covered Up Biden Senility So it's not just a vox populi panel in Wisconsin -- on MSNBC, no less -- that smells the stench of cover-up from Kamala Harris. The Anointing has apparently not ended the electorate's interest in the chaotic month that followed the exposure of Joe Biden's cognitive impairment on national TV in a prime-time debate. And voters who saw through the attempts to cover it up afterward have firm ideas on exactly who to blame for the shocking display. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/26/nine-in-ten-americans-agree-kamala-covered-up-biden-senility-n3792301

Carville Warns Dems: 'The Ice Pick Cometh' Consider this the wrap-up to what likely will be the final day of whatever honeymoon Kamala Harris has. The Obamas literally phoned in an endorsement this morning, which means that unless Democrats dig up the corpse of FDR, the potential sugar highs from endorsements have come to an end. Harris may get brief news-cycle boosts from her Veepstakes pick and at the convention, but this introductory week held the most real potential to change the race from the hole Joe Biden dug. And according to CNN polling analyst Harry Enten last night, that potential went largely unrealized. And in fact, Trump had a pretty good week -- again: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/26/the-ice-pick-cometh-n3792302

Don't Let Democrats Rewrite Joe Biden's Biography Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. should be remembered as a failed president, a cringy blowhard senator, perhaps the most shameless fabulist in American political history, the patriarch of a shady family, and a preternatural liar who couldn't hold a single consistent principled position in his very long career. Of course they're going to try to canonize him. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/07/26/dont-let-democrats-rewrite-joe-bidens-biography/

It depends on what the wet glop was and whether your mius would eat it, si D ma'am. It also depends on what the definition of Many is, si D ma'am. You may have gotten a fabulous deal or gotten off-ripped , glorious flexibility of P-Math ma'am. But we are generally always proud of you, si D ma'am.

The one time that we ever needed to return anything -- a NIP case of Body Armor drinks -- the clerkette said, "I don't know if we can take this back, no man," and took forever trying to get her swamped supervisorette's approval, we man. We were seething and ready to explode after having already waited in line for Many minutes, man. Edited to add, see man: LPoP and unread, sorry Ontarklar man.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Infernal rain awoke us early again today, time to build an Ark man. Poor fence guys had to sit in their truck all morning, waste of their time man. Even after they got out and tried working, rain filled any hole they dug, sigh man. Job won't be done till Monday now, probably, OK with us man. We didn't have a prayer of GS-ing today, rain plus completely hosed back ow ow ow man. We should not have tried taking Mama T-B.'s groceries up stairs, use elevator instead man. Lunch (at 2 p.m.) was a ham + cheese sandwich, indict the ham and ingest we man. We had the move-desking and other casa-hold items needing doing, call Ecu handyman we man. We managed to move things around in, and vacuum, guest room, see below man. Ecu came at half-of-half till Many (2+1) p.m., always early he man. He moved Mini-B.'s old desk upstairs into guest room with ease, si man. He de-T-B.-mobiled Mini-B.'s new desk and put it where the old one had been, si man. We had him do a few small things involving tools and bending/climbing, incapable of latter we man. All were done in half an hour, wonderful man. We were expecting the usual charge of $Many, cheap man. Instead, he charged us $Many, inflation man. Regardless, it was pleasing to see him again and to get the stuff done, conclude we man. Miu was highly observant of the entire process, welcome relief from miu-boredom man. We didn't leave the casa until half-past Many (2+2+2+1) p.m., no man. Went to Aldi, grocery we man. Had to rush consequent to their insufferable "We close in Many minutes," man. We forgot to look for the most crucial item, nukeable rice man. We were delayed from leaving the casa because a stray miu wanted to come into our garage, poor miu man. We couldn't feed it or love on it because of Aldi's insanely early closing hours, sigh man. Whoever abandons or lets mius roam freely like that should be disciplined or worse, we man. We will probably concoct more Tuna Glop (genuine or Modified) for din-din, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. called us to caucus about his allegedly impending haircut, man. We have hope that it will actually get done on Sunday, fingers crossed man. Today was birthday of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s #2 sister, miss party because not in Ecu we man. If we can move on Sunday, we shall do laundry, probably just one load man. We must adjust bedsheet-warshing schedule because of coming shift in Mini-B.'s weekly custody, must calculate we man. No party with the rubias tonight, HSM instead at bedtime man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

A bunch of cool discussion about fridges, ha ha man. We saw that SAT (Steveklar) logged on to VJ earlier, no see Steveklar man for far too long man.

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You need to talk with the toughest family-law attorney that you can find. Initial consultations are cheap and sometimes free. Talk to several.

This is what Democrats and Communists do. And even if they lose, they won't let the opposition take power.

8 New Events Coming To The Paris Summer Olympics The 2024 Summer Olympics are here, and this time they're in France! But this isn't your grandma's Olympics. Eight exciting new events are here to challenge athletes from across the globe, and The Babylon Bee has the exclusive details. Here is the complete list of new events for the 2024 Summer Olympic Games: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-events-coming-to-the-paris-summer-olympics

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