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Judge Merchan's Daughter Raked in $12.7 Million in First Six Months of 2024 Democrats have paid the company owned by the politically active daughter of compromised Judge Juan Merchan at least $12.7 million in the first half of this year. Federal election reports show Authentic Campaigns, the consulting firm owned by Loren Merchan, raked in the windfall between January 1 and July 1, 2024. Her father currently presides over Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's case against Donald Trump in New York City. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/judge-merchans-daughter-raked-in

This is exactly what the NBC News Mideast reporter was moaning about during their report about it.

It's to defuse the truthful accusation against Kommie. Actually not a bad strategy by them.

"...the murderers who are allegedly muslims." ----- Surprahz, Sarjent Carter...

Another example of mistreatment of Colonists (ahem, harrumph). You imprisoned them, too, word has it.

Light a cigar with it as a parlor trick. Or not.

Wednesday! Time for our highly effective Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= SOMETHING NICE Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200, which he also paid, figuring that it was some incidental expense. Bills for $200 kept arriving every month, and finally the man called his brother again to find out what was going on. "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."

As Kamala Campaigns, Nation Starting To Miss The Clarity And Coherence Of Joe Biden [...] "Sure makes you miss Joe's way with words, doesn't it?" asked one voter as Harris attempted to finish speaking a coherent sentence. "I know there were a lot of people who got really excited about Kamala in the last week or so, but man… when you hear her speak, it really highlights how great we had it the last few years with having a dementia patient giving speeches as president." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/as-kamala-campaigns-nation-starting-to-miss-the-clarity-and-coherence-of-joe-biden

Google Search Confirms Kamala Harris Did Not Exist Prior To July 22, 2024 U.S. — Despite attempts by conservatives to attack her for previous statements and alleged extreme positions, a quick Google search has confirmed that Kamala Harris did not even exist prior to July 22, 2024. The Vice President's surge in polling after being named the presumptive Democratic candidate for president led her critics to seek out as much negative information about her as possible only to be disappointed to learn from Google that her existence began only one week ago. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/google-search-confirms-kamala-harris-did-not-exist-prior-to-july-22-2024

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Behavioral Scientists Now Believe Feminists Are Always Angry Because They Don't Have A Man To Tell Them To Calm Down OXFORD — Eminent behavioral scientists at the University of Oxford have recently unveiled a new feminist theory of human emotions. Specifically, the theory holds that feminists are always angry because they don't have a man to tell them to calm down when they get angry. The theory, which was first published in an article in the journal "Behavioral and Brain Sciences" a few months ago, has gained significant traction among researchers who were formerly befuddled as to why feminists are so irate and hysterical all the time. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down

Black Americans Patiently Waiting For Liberal White Woman To Tell Them Who To Vote For LOS ANGELES, CA — Reports from the historic Zoom call "White Women: Answer the Call" for Kamala Harris indicate that black men all across America were listening intently, waiting for liberal white women to instruct them on who to vote for. In a speech that moved many on the call to tears, Tiktok influencer and liberal white woman Arielle Fodor used the "gentle parenting method" to helpfully tell black men who they should support in the upcoming election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/black-men-listen-closely-as-liberal-white-women-instruct-them-who-to-vote-for

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats Continue Long-Standing Tradition Of Large Whites-Only Gatherings U.S. — Democrats continued their long-standing tradition of holding whites-only gatherings this week with the new "White Dudes for Harris" campaign. The Zoom call, featuring prominent politicians and celebrities, upheld the Democratic Party's proud heritage of gathering a large group of white men together to talk about black people just like the party did for decades with the Ku Klux Klan and other whites-only meetings. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-continue-long-standing-tradition-of-white-male-only-gatherings

Analysis of the hit, with several updates: https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/30/breaking-hamas-chief-haniyeh-killed-in-tehran-n3792501

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Breakfast/lunch was one dying sliced banana drenched in pancake syrup, ingest we man. The other dying banana was rotten down its center, just like another one in this bunch man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to say that she & Mini-B. had reached their penultimate destination, si man. Every member of her family wished that we'd been there, endorsed we man. A siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Warshered/baked/folded stuff from guest-room cleanout, not much man. Will try to sell Mini-B.'s better stuff to children's resale place on Wednesday, attempt we man. Will donate ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s stuff (and Many00 shoes) to favorite thrift shop, donate we man. Din-din was Re-Modified Tuna Glop, potato soup substituted for 'shroom soup man. We off-cleaned an end-table downstairs, mostly stuff to recycle man. We took about half the remaining misplaced items from guest room to proper places, organize we man. After Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., Mama T-B. called, too tired to yell much at us man. She informed us that Subway and Arby's coupons had come in her mail, newspaper supplement man. We immediately went to her complex to root through the garbage, all right on top man. We now have enough coupons to last into mid-Manytember, finally man. However, we are supposed to be dieting, delayed gratification man. We used the excursion to also grocery for bananas and baby carrots, good snack man. We were doing well weight-wise, diet we man. We might have blown it tonight, man. We consumed a small chocolate bar and Many handfuls of dry Froot Loops, blow all accomplishment we man. We then consumed almost half a bag of baby carrots, at least low-calorie man. We do not want to see the scale tonight, dirty filthy rotten lyin' contraption man. We self-swear (at least tonight) to ingest only the baby carrots as computer snacks from now on, self-promise we man. No party with the rubias tonight, gorged whale we man. Couple of errands on Wednesday, industrious we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

For once, government's good for something!

In Texas, notaries may not charge for immigration-related signature notarizations. She should perhaps check to see what the notary laws are in her state.

Here's a comment lifted from the Jerusalem Post article. I like and agree with the second sentence of the second paragraph: "The Ayatollah and Sinwar and Nashrallah along with the rest of Hamas and the IRGC and Hezbollah now must be shaking in their excrement. They now know nobody is safe anywhere anymore. "For Kamala Harris and the Democrats they just lost one of their favorite foreign allies. For the Biden administration soon they won't have anyone left to try to force Israel to surrender to. For Netanyahu he's one step closer to eliminating Hamas militarily and politically. For the remaining Hamas fighters in Gaza this is not only devastating but must be a signal they're near the end."

Here's another early story, with more detail. Look how the Iranians report it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hamas, IRGC claim Israel eliminated leader Ismail Haniyeh in airstrike on Tehran home Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was killed in Iran, Hamas confirmed on Wednesday morning, while claiming Israel was behind the attack. In a statement, the Islamist terror group said they mourned the death of Haniyeh, who they claimed was killed in "a treacherous Zionist raid on his residence in Tehran." Haniyeh, along with one of his guards, was reportedly killed at his Tehran residence, according to an IRGC statement, and Saudi Arabia's Al-Arabiya reported that he was killed at approximately 2:00 a.m. Wednesday morning. [...] https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-812649

Some of the greatest news ever! Too bad the Ayatollah wasn't also. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BREAKING: Top Hamas Leader Taken Out...And It Wasn't in Gaza A top leader of Hamas, who commanded the October 7 massacre from a swanky hotel room in Qatar, was assassinated by Israel Tuesday night in Iran. Iranian state media reported his death Tuesday night. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2024/07/30/breaking-top-hamas-leader-taken-out-n2642763

Kari Lake has won her Senate primary in Arizona. https://twitchy.com/twitchystaff/2024/07/30/live-follow-primary-results-here-on-twitchy-arizona-n2399059

This could go in the "Kommie Tanking America" thread, as well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Is Fine: Julio Rosas Reports Violent Venezuelan Gang Has Green Light to TARGET U.S. Law Enforcement Open borders and unfettered illegal immigration have consequences. Deadly consequences. And now it seems Tren de Aragua (TDA), a violent gang from Venezuela, has the okay to target U.S. law enforcement officers. We're sure this can't end badly. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/07/30/this-is-fine-julio-rosas-reports-violent-venezuelan-gang-has-green-light-to-target-us-law-enforcement-n2399057

Good News Story of the Day as 'Pro-Hamas Glampers' Are Shown the Door by the University of Georgia With so much bad and worrisome news as of late, bringing our dear readers a feel good story seems so right. Today, Pro Hamas protestors at the University of Georgia learned they would be evicted from student housing and would not be allowed to take classes. Karma is beautiful. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/07/30/university-of-georia-suspends-hamas-protestors-n2399067

This piece is a reminder of that history, which can forever be debated. Regardless, the guy had a hard life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ William Calley, the Only Man Convicted for the My Lai Massacre, Dead at 80 William L. Calley, Jr., the only American officer convicted of war crimes in Vietnam, died April 28 in Gainesville, FL, where he was in hospice care. No public announcement was made of his death, which was first reported by the Washington Post (William Calley, Army officer and face of My Lai Massacre, is dead at 80). [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2024/07/30/william-calley-the-only-man-convicted-for-the-my-lai-massacre-dead-at-80-n2177571

NEW: USSS Counter Sniper Torches Agency Leaders in Leaked Email, Expects Another Assassination Attempt A US Secret Service counter sniper sent a scorching to the entire Uniformed Division on Monday night, claiming that the counter snipers working in Butler, PA on July 13 "did their job with their hands tied" and that supervisors routinely dismissed concerns counter snipers brought up. The counter sniper warned that there would be another assassination attempt before November, possibly within 30 days. The email was obtained by Susan Crabtree at Real Clear Politics, who reports that it was quickly deleted by the agency. Crabtree posted a photo of the email on Twitter, writing: [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2024/07/30/new-secret-service-whistleblower-expects-another-assassination-attempt-before-november-n2177534