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Hillary Clinton Meets With Kamala To Help Her Improve Her Black Accent WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic meeting today former Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton met with current presidential nominee Kamala Harris to work on improving Harris's black accent. The meeting came after Harris's campaign rally this week in Atlanta where some accused Harris of affecting a rather flimsy black accent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-meets-with-kamala-to-help-her-improve-her-black-accent

Just about! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Video Shows Trump Shooter On Roof Holding Huge Sign Saying 'I'm Going To Shoot Trump' BUTLER, PA — The world of American politics was rocked by newly released footage from the attempted assassination of Donald Trump which clearly shows the shooter standing on the roof while holding a huge sign that reads, "I'M GOING TO SHOOT TRUMP." The video depicts the would-be assassin, whom the Internet has lovingly nicknamed "Ree Tardy Oswald," dancing around on the roof, waving his AR-15 in the air, and prominently flashing a sign detailing his intentions of shooting Trump as several Secret Service agents looked on, scratching their heads in bafflement as to his possible intentions. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-video-shows-trump-shooter-on-roof-holding-huge-sign-saying-im-going-to-shoot-trump

Imane Khelif Wins First-Ever Gold Medal In Freestyle Domestic Violence PARIS — Algerian boxer Imane Khelif made history this week by becoming the first-ever Olympian to win the gold medal in the new Freestyle Domestic Violence event. "This is for all of us," an emotional Khelif said, raising his bloody fist triumphantly as the broken body of his small female opponent lay before him. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/imane-khelif-wins-first-ever-gold-medal-in-freestyle-domestic-violence

9/11 Mastermind Given Plea Deal After FBI Confirms He Was Not Present At Capitol January 6th [...] Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, held in U.S. custody since 2003, agreed to a deal that will allow him to avoid the death penalty after investigators were able to rule out his involvement in the far more terrible and tragic events at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/911-mastermind-given-plea-deal-after-fbi-confirms-he-was-not-present-at-capitol-january-6th

Hoo, brother... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Prior warning? Secret Service to face bombshell revelation from top Homeland watchdog Sources say inspector general about to release heavily redacted report showing it warned Secret Service about security deficiencies back in April. [...] https://justthenews.com/government/security/secret-service-deficiencies-flagged-trump-shooting-including-security-sweeps

I'm willing to bet on this guy's opinions being accurate. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington Riots Just a Preview of What Awaits Dems in Chicago The anti-Israel violence and vandalism last week in Washington, D.C., merely hints at what might await Democrats in Chicago later this month. The infamous mayhem at the 1968 Democratic National Convention already ensured that protests would be a storyline, but the lax law enforcement in Chicago and other cities run by Democrats has set the stage for a reprise of 1968. Last week's lawlessness in Washington must not be brushed away simply as protests. What began as marches through the city's streets culminated in riots. Organizers had vowed a "day of rage." They delivered on that promise. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/08/01/washington_riots_just_a_preview_of_what_awaits_dems_in_chicago_151367.html

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Uncle T-B. called us, wanting to postpone his appointment, gastrointestinally afflicted senior he man. We went over anyway to deliver/get items, si man. Part of a longstanding project is to get rid of his derelict jalopy, not driven for years man. He couldn't find the title, man. It had been precisely where we both knew it was, si man. Weeks ago, he said, "I'll move it to the dresser in the bedroom, si man." We should have said, "Leave it where it is, si man!" si and man. Today was cheat-on-diet day, sure to regret it we man. Breakfast/lunch was Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man We got hung up on trying to find a buyer/donation place for the Uncle-T-B.-mobile, sigh man. This hosed any possibility of further errands, sigh man. However, we did get a decent hourlong siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest and diet we man. The hurricane-hosed fence is finally up, whee man. The Guatemaltecos had better up-clean the detritus to our satisfaction, for that price man. "Hall of Fame" preseason football game on, watch first half we man. We cheated and consumed 2 bags of Costco popcorn, ingest we man. We hope that we won't regret this during tonight's bathroom-scaling, fingers crossed man. We installed the HomeGoods lamps in guest room, attractive there man. We up-cleaned guest room further, just a few quick things left to do man. We were amazed that the 2 spare suitcases fit behind the room door, quite a boon man. Miu observed entire process with great interest and tried to sit on one suitcase, involved miu man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has not responded to Many repeated requests for fotos of Mini-B.'s haircut, hiding something man. We must call Uncle T-B.'s main doctor tomorrow for advice and possible appointment, si man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs, a GS, and the children's resale place for Friday, si man. No party with the rubias tonight, too tired man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Why wait months? There's no time like the present.

The court is in his pocket.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Addresses Black Crowd Wearing Do-rag And Giant Gold Dollar Sign Necklace ATLANTA, GA — In an unusual choice of wardrobe, Vice President Kamala Harris arrived to address a mostly black crowd in Atlanta wearing a do-rag and sporting a massive, golden dollar-sign necklace. "What is up, my homies," said Harris, leading off her speech. "This is off the chain! Are you feeling me, my fellow black people?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disgusting-kamala-panders-to-indians-by-ending-rally-with-thank-you-come-again

Disturbance At Megan Thee Stallion Concert As Drunk Woman Rushes Stage, Attempts To Give Speech ATLANTA, GA — An Atlanta concert by rap artist Megan Thee Stallion was delayed for over twenty minutes after a drunk woman rushed the stage and attempted to give a speech. "Boo!! Get off the stage!" shouted the crowd as security struggled to escort the inebriated woman away from the microphone. "Get back to the music!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disturbance-at-megan-thee-stallion-concert-as-drunk-woman-rushes-stage-attempts-to-give-speech

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: Breakfast was a banana, ingest and diet we man. Set off for Costco and children's resale place, embark we man. Lunch was the Costco hot dog and (Diet) Pepsi, ingest we man. Got 2 items out of the 1 that we went for, mission overaccomplished man. Arrived at children's resale place, arrive we man. They're issuing only store credit and not cash for clothing-buys, we man! No reason was given, no man. We shall have to make a dedicated trip to another store, long distance man. Searched online for lamp sets for our newly cleaned guest room, as though anyone'll use them man. Gave up, not right stuff or right price, exhausting man. (This is where we yet again miss Sears and K-Mart, sigh man.) Finally decided to go looking, see if we see man. Ross had nothing, and Office Despot had only gooseneck and office lamps, strike out we man. We then went to HomeGoods, last try man. We found a set on half-off clearance, amazed we man. They were assembled and with light bulbs, testable right there man. We snapped them up, whee and glee financially savvy we man. We must install them and up-clean the rest of the room, then almost perfect man. We do need to out-figure where to store 2 or Many large suitcases, no real place man. Serviced demanding miu, bored miu man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest and diet we man. A siesta was then attempted, interrupted by Uncle T-B.'s Many'th (2+2th) phone call of the day, man. Accomplished little thereafter, unrested we man. Yelled at Mama T-B. when she called, must apologize we man to senior she man man. Thursday would have been her Many'th anniversary with Papa T-B., sad senior she man man. Must take Uncle T-B. to eye doc on Thursday, order new post-cataract glasses man. Should then go to children's resale place, big chunk of remaining day man. Should also continue casa-cleaning, not much time to accomplish much else with it man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Read the glowing resumé of the next one. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Khaled Mashaal tapped to be new Hamas leader Hamas sources said Mashaal is expected to be chosen as the paramount leader of the group to replace Ismail Haniyeh, who was assassinated in Iran in the early hours of Wednesday. [...] https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-812775

"Outlaws and martyrs are greatly improved by death." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ State Supreme Court Upholds Capital Punishment in South Carolina, Including Use of Firing Squad On Wednesday, the South Carolina Supreme Court upheld the Palmetto State's death penalty law - allowing the use of methods including the electric chair, lethal injection - and a firing squad. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/07/31/south-carolina-capital-punishment-upheld-including-firing-squad-n2177601

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris' Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren't There for HER Anybody who's ever either attended a big Trump rally or watched them on television will get a kick out of the Dems' paid Kamala Harris superfans (formerly Joe Biden superfans but how quickly they pivoted) trying to make her rally in Atlanta serve as proof of "Harris-mania": [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/07/31/video-of-people-leaving-harris-rally-during-her-speech-indicates-many-werent-there-for-her-n2399081

This is priceless! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ABC Reporter Stunned Trump Had the Nerve to Address Black Journalists Donald Trump was in Chicago Wednesday to talk with the National Association of Black Journalists (all of whom turned out to be female as well) — and Vice President Kamala Harris was not. How did it go? Let's say this — [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/07/31/abc-reporter-stunned-trump-had-the-nerve-to-address-black-journalists-n2399108

Guess who was Calif.'s Attorney General when the law allowing illegals to get drivers' licenses was enacted? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illegal Alien Who Carjacked and Ran Over Grandmother Had California Driver's License [...] Fox News' Bill Melugin reports that Jose Aguilar-Martinez had a valid California driver's license. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/07/31/illegal-alien-who-carjacked-and-ran-over-grandmother-had-california-drivers-license-n2399118

It depends how we define "overly cautious," and what risk you wish to take. Just because multiple (presumably anecdotal) stories of others suggest that they traveled successfully doesn't mean that (1) your situation is identical to theirs or that (2) what they chose to do was advisable. These people may have all dodged the metaphorical bullets. From your description, your lawyer sounds alert, engaged, and concerned about your welfare. If true, then you're highly fortunate to have associated with him. I suggest that you follow his recommendations precisely, given the potential risk that you face.

PR Analysis of the Democrats: One Thing They're Doing Right and One Thing They're Doing Wrong [...] the Republicans' current problem with Harris: She's just too much of a target-rich environment. The GOP is so overwhelmed with juicy, tempting vulnerabilities – i.e. her liberal record, her unpopularity, her debacle on the border, her far-left rhetoric, her track record of incompetence, her ties to Biden, her unlikeability – that all the voices are drowning each other out. There’s no structure or cohesiveness to the GOP’s messaging. Compare this to the Democrats, who had all their talking heads marching in lockstep, raiding the (friendly) airwaves to attack JD Vance as "weird." Because they spoke in unison, the American people clearly heard their message (as silly as it was). [...] https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2024/07/31/pr-analysis-of-the-democrats-one-thing-theyre-doing-right-one-thing-theyre-doing-wrong-n4931223

A Funny Thing Happened When a Hamas Leader Went to Sleep Last Night; He Blowed Up Real Good When I first read that Hamas' top political leader, Ismail Haniyeh, was killed in Tehran last night, my first thought was that a Mossad assassination team had snuck in, done some dirty work that needed doing, and then snuck back out. But no — it was so much better than that. Israeli Air Force (IAF) fighters snuck into Iran's airspace undetected and expertly fired what must have been a small-diameter smart bomb or precision right into Haniyeh's guest residence in Tehran, killing just him and his bodyguard. I doubt Haniyeh even had enough warning to wake up in time to hear his impending death. Tehran promises revenge, yadda yadda yadda, but can't even defend its own capital. Jerusalem remains mum about the whole thing, naturally, but I imagine they went in with a flight of two F-35I Adir stealth fighters to get in close with another pair of F-15I Ra'ams nearby for backup. Or maybe Israeli jamming pods are so good that stealth fighters weren't needed, and it was just the longer-ranged F-15Is that reached out and touched someone last night. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2024/07/31/a-funny-thing-happened-when-a-hamas-leader-went-to-sleep-last-night-he-blowed-up-real-good-n4931220

Iran to Israel: You'll Pay For This 'Cowardly Act' Define cowardly. Does it mean 'striking the head of a terrorist organization in the capital of the terrorist state that sponsors it'? Or could it possibly mean 'raping and slaughtering hundreds of civilians and butchering babies who couldn't fight back against the psychopaths that the terrorist organization controls'? We should really define terms, you know. Anyway, Iran issued a Mom He Hit Me Back! response to the humiliating assassination of Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh in their capital, where the IRGC apparently failed yet again: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/07/31/iran-to-israel-youll-pay-for-this-cowardly-act-n3792504

Also posted in Election master thread. Why don't journalists do journalism?

It's brazen, and no one is held accountable.