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Same here. The first one caused immediate tachycardia (heart rate of 123 at rest), and both raised my blood pressure to levels that can cause a stroke. Am still on BP-lowering stuff to this day.

Just wait till the first time he misses a dose... Joe Bidementia's uncle was eaten by cannibals!

If they're smart, they'll involve the AfD.

Keep Madison Insane.

(Psst... please avoid hijacking other people's threads.) The more official, the better. In Texas, for example, the divorce decree has to be stamped and signed by the clerk of court to be considered official.

Heating pad first, please man.

Bummed About That Hockey Game? Here Are 21 Things America Is Better At Than Canada Are you a little sad that Canada won that hockey game the other night? Well, cheer up, friend: here are 21 things that America is way better at than our little brother up north: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/bummed-about-that-hockey-game-here-are-72-things-america-is-better-at-than-canada

Hooters Bankruptcy Deals Heavy Blow To Nation’s Creepy, Middle-Aged Weirdos U.S. — The creepy, middle-aged weirdos of America were dealt a harsh blow today as the Hooters franchise announced it has declared bankruptcy. Long a stalwart of forty-something losers, Hooters' imminent closure has left thousands of gross weirdos unsure where to go. "It's not just anywhere you can pathetically leer at women twenty years your junior," sighed local creep Jon Barnes. "Like, seriously, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hooters-bankruptcy-deals-blow-to-nations-middle-aged-creeps

'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade HELL — Upon watching Hamas parade the bodies of murdered babies in celebration, Satan came away unsettled by the grotesque show of pure evil. The Prince of Darkness, who took time away from torturing the damned to watch the procession, reportedly felt sick to his stomach. "Good gracious, this is horrifying," said Satan, slack-jawed. "It's just so twisted and sick... it's honestly a little much for me. I'm a huge fan of evil and all, but this - I can't even watch." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/whoa-thats-disturbing-says-satan-watching-hamas-parade

Trump Fires Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Can You Guess Why? Donald Trump is still draining the swamp, and this time, he has set his sights on the Pentagon. On Friday, Trump gave the boot to Air Force Gen. CQ Brown Jr., the woke warrior serving as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/22/trump-fires-chairman-of-the-joint-chiefs-of-staff-can-you-guess-why-n4937223

BOMBSHELL Study: COVID Shots Cripple Immune System — Possibly Permanently https://pjmedia.com/benbartee/2025/02/22/bombshell-study-covid-mrna-shots-cripple-immune-system-possibly-permanently-n4937227

Read this and justify why the vermin haven't forfeited their right to share an otherwise civilized planet. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remains of Hostage Returned to Israel. The Cause of Death of Her Two Children Shocks the Nation. After 36 hours of an agonizing wait, the body of Shiri Bibas was returned by Hamas to the Israeli government. A forensic examination concluded that Hamas' claim that Shiri died in an Israeli bombing attack was a lie. "We identified Shiri Bibas two days after we identified her children. Our examination found no evidence of injuries caused by bombing," says Dr. Chen Kugel, director of the National Institute of Forensic Medicine in Tel Aviv. Hamas delivered four bodies in locked caskets on Friday, including the bodies of 4-year-old Ariel and 10-month-old Kfir Bibas, as well as 84-year-old Oded Lifshitz. The fourth body was supposed to be the mother of the two boys, Shiri Bibas. But forensics proved that it was not Mrs. Bibas. Hamas claimed that it was an honest mistake, because Bibas had been blown to bits during an Israeli bombing attack. The terrorists also claimed that the two little boys were also killed by Israeli bombs. Steel yourself for when you find out how those two little angels actually met their end. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2025/02/22/remains-of-shiri-bibas-finally-returned-as-the-cause-of-death-of-her-two-children-shocks-the-nation-n4937239

Does anyone yet conclude that some in Gaza need to be wrapped in bacon and permanently dispatched? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hamas propaganda clip shows two hostages forced to watch at ceremony as others are freed Hamas published a video Saturday showing Israeli hostages Evyatar David and Guy Gilboa Dalal being forced to watch as other captives were freed and begging to be saved as well. The footage, described by family members as "sickening," and the continued use of hostages as pawns for Hamas propaganda, sparked anger and revulsion in Israel, with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu citing the terror group's "humiliation" of hostages in announcing a decision to delay the release of Palestinian prisoners slated for Saturday until such displays end. The Hamas footage shows the two men in a vehicle, close to the stage, watching a handover ceremony for Omer Shem Tov, Eliya Cohen and Omer Wenkert in the central Gaza district of Nuseirat and pleading for Netanyahu to secure their release. The two best friends are seen in the video looking from inside the vehicle toward the stage where the ceremony is being held. They repeatedly cover their faces with their hands. "Save us please," the two repeat several times over the course of the two-minute video, their expressions and exaggerated displays of dismay widely thought to have been the result of coaching from their armed captors, some of whom can also be seen in the footage. [...] https://www.timesofisrael.com/hamas-propaganda-clip-shows-hostages-forced-to-watch-as-others-are-freed/

Wow! And "he stands to lose tens of millions of dollars by leaving his show even for one year." ~~~~~~~ Bongino To Join Patel at FBI as Deputy Director President Trump has tapped Dan Bongino, a hard-charging Trump supporter and one of America's most popular and prolific conservative commentators, to serve as deputy director of the FBI. A top podcaster, former Fox News host, New York City Police Department officer, and 12-year veteran of the Secret Service, Bongino is a close friend of FBI Director Kash Patel and will now serve as his right-hand man at the FBI, Trump announced on Truth Social Sunday. Trump's choice of Bongino to join Patel at the FBI as its deputy came just three days after the Senate confirmed Patel's nomination, 49 to 51, with Sens. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska and Susan Collins of Maine the only two Republicans to vote against him. The appointment is the latest sign that Trump is committed to aggressively cleaning house at the FBI. Bongino, along with Patel, a former public defender and Justice Department lawyer who became a MAGA firebrand, will report to Attorney General Pam Bondi and Director of the Office of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard to uncover threats and safeguard national security. While Patel has experience as a lawyer and high-ranking official in federal intelligence agencies during Trump's first term, Bongino has practical law enforcement experience as a former police officer and Secret Service agent. Both have excoriated the FBI over its role in facilitating the investigations Trump has faced since 2017, including submitting faulty foreign intelligence court applications in the Trump-Russia investigation. In Bongino, Patel will have a deputy who is also devoted to ending the politicization of the FBI and helping thoroughly investigate and provide far more public transparency on the would-be assassins who came close to killing Trump in the final months of the campaign. On his podcast, Bongino [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/23/bongino_to_join_patel_at_fbi_as_deputy_director_152411.html

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Worked way through several responding chicas, respond and eliminate most we man. Set Monday caucus with FFJC, q.v. above man. Lunch was a banana, ingest we and no comments from inferior primates man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was onecan of bean-&-bacon soup*, ingest we man. *bought from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man Had no plans to leave the casa, no man. Then ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to beg us to up-pick Mini-B., Two Guys week man. Ex-she man and wee man had fought regarding overdue hoamwurk, delinquent wee man man. Mini-B. is now doing said hoamwurk and will complete one of them or lose his phone, si man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Well, starting Monday, sunny & warm here, too, Texas weather again Many man. We should have a caucus with a FFJC (Fizzicly Fit JC) on Monday, si man.

Deport her to Jasmania or the insane asylum that she escaped from.

Interjecting here: A K-1 entrant who has married within the 90 days and is waiting for USCIS to process the AOS package is officially called an "applicant for adjustment" -- or, more concisely, "adjustment applicant." I had this precise question when Mrs. T-B. was at that stage, and two lawyers told me the above.

As we know, our VAWA-Thread jokes hasten approvals and prompt good news (that is, if correlation = causation). Here on this Sunday is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== IMPORTANT THOUGHTS It's weird being the same age as old people. I hate when I go out in public and the public is there. Work Medium, Play Medium. We aren't as young as we used to be. Giving away free samples of my attitude today. Fun fact: Most facts aren't fun. What's worse than finding a spider in your house? Losing it. You're never too old to say "Horses!" when you drive past some horses. Too young to retire; too old to learn TikTok. People call me skeptical, but I'm not sure I believe that. Drink responsibly -- use a coaster! My day starts backwards: I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake. Sorry I'm late! I got here as fast as I wanted to. I need to teach my facial expressions how to use their inside voice. Finally, all my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls. Favorite way to online-shop? I just yell out what I want and wait for an ad to pop up. I'm staying home today. I have mood poisoning. Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a roach disappear in his room.

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Rainy and cold all day, didn't leave casa we man. Glad that we fully erranded on Friday, si man. Spent all day pursuing chicas, fruitless man. Siesta'd for an hour amidst said fruitlessness, zzz we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2+2] p.m.) was toucans of chicken noodle soup with onecan of Costco chunk chicken breast thrown in, quite tasty and ingest we man. Tailing off on hunting chicas, fruitless man. Researching CD rates for Uncle T-B., cashed a matured one out man. No unusual plans for Sunday, no man. Maybe fling poo at Charles' VJ profile, fitting action man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

We should consult the esteemed Chinese-monkey philosopher, Hu Flung Pu, si man.

Just keep driving until it goes off.

Von Trapp Family Crosses The Alps Into Switzerland To Escape Free Speech SALZBURG, AUSTRIA — The well-respected Von Trapp family has reportedly fled across the alps to Switzerland to escape the ever growing threat of free speech. Before their departure, former naval officer Georg von Trapp warned that free speech had been weaponized in Germany and was spreading into Austria. In response, he took his family, comprised of the Trapp Family Singers, and fled over the mountains to neutral Switzerland where they could be safe from people sharing their opinions. "We can't stay here. The Nazis are using free speech to round up Jews," Von Trapp reportedly said. "And that's horrifying." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/von-trapp-family-crosses-the-alps-into-switzerland-to-escape-free-speech

Concerns Grow About Pope's Health After He Says Something Theologically Accurate VATICAN CITY — Concerns over the health and mental ability of the Pope grew this week after the Supreme Pontiff was overheard saying something theologically accurate. "It seems clear to me that his condition is worsening," said one member of the Papal ferula, speaking on condition of anonymity. "He gave a declaration and it was free of so much as a hint of error or heresy. There's something very wrong here, and we hope he's ok." The statement, which reportedly [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-grow-about-popes-health-after-he-says-something-theologically-accurate