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Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK [...] Following a busy weekend of making public statements and social media posts clearly identifying Trump as "literally Hitler" and telling the country that he posed a grave threat to the existence of the United States, Democratic leaders quickly made it known how glad they were to find out he was unharmed. "We're just glad the greatest threat to democracy is safe," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "I know just an hour or so before he narrowly avoided a second attempt on his life I posted online about how he was leading the charge to destroy America and had to be stopped, but I'm relieved to hear that he wasn't harmed." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-relief-that-hitler-is-ok

11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt [...] Through interfacing with a vast network of inside sources, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of new security measures the Trump campaign will be implementing immediately: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-security-measures-the-trump-campaign-will-be-implementing

~~~~~~~~~~ Oh No! Tim Walz Just Waved So Hard His Arms Flew Off! MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Minnesotans were shocked yesterday to find out that their governor lost both of his arms during a rally in which he waved so hard that they flew off and went flying through the air. According to eyewitnesses at the rally, Walz was using his best laidback country backwoods-boy voice and waving to everyone in sight when his arms strangely dislocated from the rest of his body and flew off, sort of like when one takes the arms off a Lego minifigure and throws them around. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-tim-walz-just-waved-so-hard-his-arms-flew-off

Truth! ~~~~~~ Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview PHILADELPHIA, PA — Americans across the country breathed a sigh of relief this morning following breaking news that Vice President Kamala Harris had survived an attempted interview. The incident took place late yesterday afternoon during a campaign stop in Pennsylvania when a rogue reporter reportedly approached the vice president and fired off several questions before being tackled to the ground and subdued by Secret Service agents. Harris was quickly evacuated from the area and taken to a secure location. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview

Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the two previous assassination attempts. According to Hakeem Jeffries, the Democrat leader of the House, Trump is to blame for the ongoing nature of the violence directed toward him, as he consistently fails to die at the hands of crazed left-wing attempted assassins. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying

Is the coast now clear for antisemites? Cornell reinstates prof who called Oct. 7 massacre 'exhilarating' You would think universities would have learned their lesson on their promotion of antisemitism on campus. After all, donors pulled huge endowments and top Jewish students went to other schools this past year as antisemitic protests engulfed elite universities. But not Cornell. They had a doozy of a Jew-hater on their professorial staff, and as campus tents went up, he went to town, spewing his thrill at the murder of 1,200 Jews by Hamas terrorists on Oct. 7 to all the impressionable kiddies who were there to listen. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/is_the_coast_now_clear_for_antisemites_cornell_reinstates_prof_who_called_oct_7_massacre_exhilarating.html

Yes -- how DID, and how COULD, the second shooter have known where and when to be at the golf course? And the Supreme Court thing is new to me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Corruption within the Secret Service and the Supreme Court The big news from Sunday is that Trump—thank God—survived a second assassination attempt and, just as thankfully, no one else was killed or injured. Currently, we have no explanation for the shooter's pinpoint accuracy regarding where he'd find Trump. What some may have missed, though, was another story yesterday in the New York Times claiming that a massive Supreme Court leak implied that Chief Justice John Roberts, a notable squish, manipulated normal procedures to save Donald Trump via the Court's immunity decision. Both these events—the would-be assassin's weirdly precise knowledge about Trump's whereabouts and the Supreme Court's leaks—tell us that something is rotten in the state of the Deep State. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/09/corruption_within_the_secret_service_and_the_supreme_court.html

The criminals always get off somehow. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pro-Israel Demonstrator Charged After Shooting Man Who Attacked Him Even the District Attorney in Newton County, Massachusetts says Scott Hayes was attacked and tackled to the ground before he pulled a gun and shot his assailant. So why is Hayes in court today facing charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and violation of a constitutional right causing injury? Here's how Newton County District Attorney Marian Ryan describes what led up to the shooting on Thursday night: [...] https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2024/09/13/pro-israel-demonstrator-charged-after-shooting-man-who-attacked-him-n1226225

For Some Reason Nobody Has Taken Up This $1,000,000 Offer to Hold Pride Rally in West Bank or Gaza This is a mystery to me. One million dollars is not peanuts, but for some reason, no rainbow ideology group has taken up a legitimate offer of $1 million to hold a gay pride rally in Gaza or the West Bank. It's a mystery because so many of these groups have expressed solidarity with Hamas and the Palestinian authority. You would think they would be chomping at the bit to show their undying (pun intended) support for their brothers and sisters in arms. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/09/16/for-some-reason-nobody-has-taken-up-this-1000000-offer-to-hold-pride-rally-in-west-bank-or-gaza-n3794580

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Terror Gets Rewarded: 'State of Palestine' Takes Seat in UN General Assembly The United Nations is currently made up of 193 member nations and two permanent non-member observer states: Vatican City and the "State of Palestine." The Palestinians, however, are on their way to full member status. The Times of Israel reported Wednesday that "Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, a new right accorded to the Palestinian Authority's delegation despite it not being a full member of the body." This is how the UN responds to jihad terrorism: by rewarding those who engage in it. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/09/16/terror-gets-rewarded-state-of-palestine-takes-seat-in-un-general-assembly-n4932557

Thoughts on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sweden Is Considering Paying Immigrants Big Money to Leave the Country Because our illegal immigration and border issues have gotten so far out of hand, we can sometimes forget that we're not the only country dealing with this problem. Europe has struggled with foreign refugees for years because the European Union (EU) won't stop allowing them in. But one nation is fighting back. Sweden is mulling over the idea of paying migrant families to leave the country. "The Scandinavian country was for decades seen as a 'humanitarian superpower' but over the years has struggled to integrate many of its newcomers," reports Fortune. "Immigrants who voluntarily return to their countries of origin from 2026 would be eligible to receive up to 350,000 Swedish kronor ($34,000), the government, which is propped up by the anti-immigration Sweden Democrats, told a press conference." [...] https://pjmedia.com/chris-queen/2024/09/16/sweden-is-considering-paying-immigrants-to-leave-n4932560

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FBI Expert Blames Anti-Trump Rhetoric for Assassination Attempt, Warns of More Attempts The second attempted assassination of Donald Trump in just nine weeks signals a chilling shift in American politics. Democrats and the media have been using increasing dangerous and violent rhetoric, and at least one former FBI expert says that this rhetoric is directly responsible for the assassination attempt. CNN's Erin Burnett interviewed former FBI counterterrorism agent Tim Clemente, who said that this level of violence targeting a former president is unprecedented. Clemente warns that we are becoming "more and more uncivilized" with political rhetoric reaching a dangerous tipping point. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/16/fbi-experts-blames-anti-trump-rhetoric-assassination-attempt-warns-of-more-attempts-n4932569

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Groggy to the max this morning, groggy Two Guys man. Got Mini-B. to skool in time for Band sectional, groggy Two Guys man. Went almost straight back to bed, doze for an hour we man. Did not leave the casa otherwise, no man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we* man. *slightly over the Mendoza Line on scale, fractionally man Two LLs conquered, bedsheets and then our bed-blanket + a couple of throws man. Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. popped over to retrieve the rest of Mini-B.'s stuff, tired ex-she man. Ex-she man recruited us to retrieve Mini-B. from skool on Tuesday, business caucus ex-she man man. Miu seems to have been fooled by Mini-B.'s presence this morn and is not yet needy, fooled miu man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Might run errands on Tuesday, contemplate we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Look at the naïve assumption in the last sentence quoted below. Amateur researchers! They probably can't even fling poo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marmosets Have a Skill Only Seen in Dolphins, Elephants, And You Marmosets are small, adorable monkeys native to South America, but it would be unwise to underestimate them. These diminutive simians are full of surprises, living sophisticated social lives in treetop troops. According to a new study, members of marmoset troops even call each other by names, a behavior only previously documented in three famously brainy animals: elephants, dolphins, and humans. Marmosets use specific vocalizations, known as "phee calls," to both identify and communicate with each other, the study's authors report. A naming system like this is no trivial discovery in any species, considering how few wild animals are known to have one. But it's especially interesting to find this in a fellow primate, because until now, we were the only primate known to identify each other by name. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/marmosets-skill-only-seen-dolphins-123213759.html

Short and good article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Media is asking the wrong questions about Trump assassination attempt [...] It's difficult to overstate how extraordinary it is to have two assassination attempts against a former president and presidential candidate coming within weeks of each other, both marked by staggering lapses. That in the wake of the first attempt a shooter was able to get this close to Trump is in itself bewildering. What's more, far from treating this as deserving of the most intense investigation, the media seems more focused on bending events to meet its most urgent ideological and political prerogative: preventing Trump from being re-elected. [...] https://unherd.com/newsroom/us-media-is-asking-wrong-questions-about-trump-shooting/

This good (!) article is authored by the self-same rat-####### whose ###### incompetent "management" of the IV Unit at the ###### Guayaquil consulate hosed me and at least a half-dozen others. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRM: The Obscure State Department Bureau That Fosters Global Illegal Migration It is remarkable how many well-informed conservative foreign policy strategists have never even heard of the State Department's Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration (PRM). Even those who closely follow immigration and border issues rarely understand the role PRM plays in accommodating and promoting the worldwide movement of illegal migrants. PRM should not be confused with State's Bureau of Consular Affairs, which is in charge of issuing visas to foreigners to enter the United States and is known in Foggy Bottom as "CA." Because so many interest groups constantly want more visas to be issued, CA gets its fair share of scrutiny from the media, lobbyists, and members of Congress. The PRM bureau has nothing to do with visas, and so it often flies under the conservative policy radar. PRM manages, along with DHS, the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program. Under Biden-Harris, PRM currently resettles around 125,000 refugees annually. Trump had cut admissions down to 15,000. While 125,000 a year is not an insignificant number of admissions—and Biden-Harris want it to massively grow—the figure is still small potatoes compared to the millions of illegal and quasi-legal migrants that this administration has admitted into the country. Thus, even more consequential than PRM's refugee admissions is the bureau's diplomatic support and international grant-giving to the worldwide "irregular" migration industry. PRM doles out around $4 billion annually, mainly to establishment international organizations such as [...] https://www.theamericanconservative.com/prm-the-obscure-state-department-bureau-that-fosters-global-illegal-migration/

Not directly against Pres. Trump, but closely related. Big stuff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Documents Expose WI Attorney General Josh Kaul's Fraudulent 'Fake Electors' Case When Wisconsin Attorney General Josh Kaul held a state capitol-steps press conference in early June to announce "forgery" charges against two former attorneys and an aide to former President Donald Trump for an alleged crime that took place nearly four years ago, it felt like the fix was in. New unsealed documents in Dane County Circuit Court suggest the real forgery is Kaul's politically weaponized investigation into Trump allies involved in the 2020 alternative electors contingency plan — what Kaul and corporate media have falsely billed as a "fake electors scheme." [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/09/16/documents-expose-wi-attorney-general-josh-kauls-fraudulent-fake-electors-case/

The Cat Eaters of Ohio: The establishment media called it a racist myth, but is it? [...] During the debate, ABC's David Muir dismissed Trump's rhetoric with his version of a fact check, citing the Springfield city manager's statement that "there have been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or abused by individuals within the immigrant community." Other publications went further, blasting the former president for spreading a "racist smear," a "century-old stereotype," and a "cat-eating conspiracy theory." So, is there any truth to the charge? We have conducted an exclusive investigation that reveals that, yes, in fact, some migrants in Ohio appear to have been "eating the cats," though not exactly in the manner that Trump described. Our investigation begins in [...] https://christopherrufo.com/p/the-cat-eaters-of-ohio

Another Assassination Attempt On Trump? No Surprise After Years Of Media Likening Him To Hitler [...] we don't yet know why someone again would want to assassinate Trump. But it seems very likely, at bare minimum, that he (they?) had burning hatred for him. And that hatred was likely stoked by relentless media attacks on Trump, in particular those likening him to Hitler. It's become sickeningly common, though it's gone on now for over eight years. [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2024/09/15/another-assassination-attempt-on-trump-no-surprise-after-years-of-media-likening-him-to-hitler/

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Media Assures Americans The Real Threat Is The Side That Keeps Getting Shot At U.S. — In the wake of yet another assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, the media sought to assure Americans that the real threat isn't the side doing the shooting. "The people getting shot at and murdered, they are the real threats," explained CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Every time you see another attempt to kill a Republican, remember that Democrats are the party of peace and tolerance." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/media-assures-americans-that-the-real-threat-is-the-side-that-keeps-getting-shot-at

FBI Tries To Distract From Old Trump Assassination Attempt With New Trump Assassination Attempt U.S. — The Federal Bureau of Investigation decided to distract the public from their complete lack of progress on the old Trump assassination attempt with a shiny, new Trump assassination attempt. "Look, what's that over there? It's another person trying to shoot Trump! Oh no!" said FBI Director Christopher Wray. "Aw, shucks, looks like we don't have time to worry about Matthew Crooks and all his encrypted communication." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-attempts-to-distract-from-old-trump-assassination-attempt-with-new-trump-assassination-attempt

The 'Muslim Martin Luther' Has Been Convicted of Rape Tariq Ramadan, a Muslim intellectual who has been one of the foremost exponents, at least to non-Muslims in Europe and North America, of Islamic reform, has been convicted of rape. It is impossible to overstate how shocking this is for those who have praised Ramadan to the skies for so very long. For many years, Tariq Ramadan was the darling of the Western intelligentsia. In 2002, Salon hailed him as "the Muslim Martin Luther." In 2004, Time Magazine listed him as one of the 100 most influential people in the world today. In 2012, Foreign Policy included him on its list of the top 100 global thinkers "for telling us that Islam and democracy can go together — just when it matters." Now those accolades, and the many others that Ramadan received, stand as mute witness to the left's tendency to shower with honors those who tell it what it wants to hear. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2024/09/14/the-muslim-martin-luther-has-been-convicted-of-rape-n4932525

Remember When Kamala Harris Joked About Killing Trump? The attempted assassination of Donald Trump on Sunday afternoon in Florida, just nine weeks after a previous attempt in Butler, Pa., has reignited concerns about the violent and hateful rhetoric coming from the political left. Mere days before Trump was shot in Butler, Joe Biden declared, "It's time to put Trump in the bullseye." Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the violent rhetoric from the left. For years, Biden and the Democratic Party have relentlessly compared Trump to Hitler, branding him a threat to democracy and a would-be dictator. Such rhetoric has continued to this day. Kamala Harris has been using incendiary rhetoric against Trump, just like Biden has. In fact, she once openly joked about killing him. In 2018, during an appearance on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," DeGeneres asked Harris a lighthearted question. "If you had to be stuck in an elevator with either President Trump, Mike Pence, or Jeff Sessions, who would it be?" Kamala's response, however, took a darker turn: "Does one of us have to come out alive?" [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/15/remember-when-kamala-harris-joked-about-killing-trump-n4932546