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Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that he had received a full presidential pardon from his father for any crimes committed in the last decade, Hunter Biden immediately asked officials from the U.S. Secret Service if he could get his baggie of cocaine back from the White House. The cocaine, which was discovered over a year ago in a cubby outside the entrance to the West Wing, had gone unclaimed with authorities closing their investigation without learning the identity of its owner. With his pardon now in effect, Biden quickly claimed it and requested its return. "Yeah, it's totally mine, thanks," Biden was reportedly heard saying in a phone call with the Secret Service. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-asks-if-he-can-get-his-baggie-of-cocaine-back-from-the-white-house-now

These are great! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI https://babylonbee.com/news/10-drastic-changes-kash-patel-will-make-in-fbi

Santa Confirms Hunter Biden Still On The Naughty List Despite Presidential Pardon NORTH POLE — As operations at the North Pole ramped up in preparation for Christmas, Santa Claus confirmed that Hunter Biden was still on the "naughty" list despite receiving a full presidential pardon. Though President Joe Biden officially pardoned his son of any crime committed or prosecuted in the last decade, Santa's team revealed that it would have no bearing on how Hunter Biden would be classified for all Christmas gift purposes this year. "Yeah, he's been [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/santa-confirms-hunter-biden-still-on-the-naughty-list-despite-presidential-pardon

Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following his controversial announcement last night absolving his son of all criminal convictions and prosecution, news broke early this morning that President Joe Biden was forced to issue another pardon after Hunter went out and committed 17 more crimes overnight. While the President's decision to pardon his son a second time after repeatedly vowing not to do so was met with immediate criticism, President Biden remained defiant. "I am hereby issuing a full pardon for my son, Hunter… again," the president told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-forced-to-issue-another-pardon-after-hunter-commits-17-more-crimes

Is Trump About to Pull off an Iran Hostage Moment? Over the holiday weekend, my husband and I ponied up $5.99 to watch the "Reagan" biopic on Amazon. It was money well spent, and I highly recommend it. The movie spanned many decades and briefly touched upon the fact that American hostages in Iran were freed almost the moment Ronald Reagan took the oath of office on January 20, 1981. [...] At a welcoming ceremony at the White House for the freed hostages, Reagan warned, "Let terrorists be aware that when the rules of international behavior are violated, our policy will be one of swift and effective retribution. We hear it said that we live in an era of limit to our powers. Well, let it also be understood, there are limits to our patience." Is President-elect Donald Trump about to have a similar foreign policy win? He wrote on Truth Social today: [...] https://pjmedia.com/paula-bolyard/2024/12/02/trump-throws-down-the-gauntlet-to-hamas-n4934776

Man, the barbecue for every rat is smokin'! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Like many Democrats, the Biden crime family is above the law President Joe Biden is right about one thing. Hunter Biden has always been "treated differently." If Hunter had a different last name, he would never have been able to launch a career in corrupt influence-peddling or launder millions through his "art" or write a self-serving memoir about crack-fueled whoremongering or dump of a gun next to a high school without any real consequences. If Hunter's last name wasn't "Biden," special counsel David Weiss would never have let him get away with failing to register as a foreign agent or avoid paying millions in taxes that flowed from his foreign arrangements. If your name isn't Biden, don’t try writing off your hookers and crack as tax deductions. If Hunter had been treated like anyone else, the Justice Department wouldn't have tried to give him blanket immunity not only on gun and tax charges but on a slew of uninvestigated potential offenses, including bribery and corruption. If it hadn't been for [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/3246711/like-many-democrats-biden-crime-family-above-the-law/

This is a wonderful piece! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pardon All J6ers [...] I will leave it to others, including the great Miranda Devine, to detail how the decade-long international Biden family crime spree will end without legal accountability for those—including Joe himself—involved. Or explain how the pardon represents another lie told by "my word as a Biden" Joe or speculate that more pardons, perhaps for his brother Jim and every other relative who benefitted from the family's global grift, are in the making. Instead, I tip my hat to Joe Biden for laying the groundwork for President-elect Donald Trump to offer similarly-generous clemency to all January 6 defendants on Day One of his presidency. That's not to say Trump is not already considering such a plan—but Biden's claims that his own DOJ "selectively" and "unfairly" targeted his son will be delicious words for J6 pardon-detractors to eat when the time comes. So too will Biden's accusations that "raw politics has infected this process and it led to a miscarriage of justice." This from the man whose DOJ not only initiated two investigations into his predecessor, which led to an armed raid of Mar-a-Lago and historic federal criminal indictments against Trump and co-defendants, but whose DOJ also continues to investigate, arrest, prosecute, and imprison Americans involved in protesting the rigged 2020 presidential election. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/pardon-all-j6ers

Oh, but if THIS happens, everyone who knows that Trump is "Hitler" will be validated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Hunter's Pardon, It's Time To Prosecute The Rest Of The Biden Crime Family [...] The pardon is an unprecedented, corrupt trick that we all knew was coming no matter how brazen and how many times Biden and his media mouthpieces lied about it. Biden isn't just trying to protect Hunter, he's desperately trying to cover up the scam he's been running on the American people for the past decade. Hunter might have been the dumbest member of the Biden crime syndicate and the easiest to prosecute, but he's not the only one implicated in crimes against the United States. It's time for the incoming Department of Justice to prosecute everyone else who participated in the apparent scheme to trade government favors to foreign actors for money, diamonds, and fancy cars, starting with the "big guy" himself. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/12/02/after-hunters-pardon-its-time-to-prosecute-the-rest-of-the-biden-crime-family/

The Kash Patel nomination is making all the right people very nervous Last night, Donald Trump announced that he was nominating Kash Patel to serve as FBI director. Every person in America who believes in liberty and honest government should be celebrating that announcement. The Obama and Biden administrations were responsible for so many pernicious policies that it's a bit hard to keep track. However, one can easily argue that the worst thing that happened during their two presidencies was that they transformed the FBI from a law enforcement agency into the police arm of the Democrat party, which they then weaponized against ordinary Americans who hadn't broken the law but who had opposed Democrats. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/12/the_kash_patel_nomination_is_making_all_the_right_people_very_nervous.html

The elitists still have no clue. None of us should tell them, either. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Democrats seem so disconnected from what voters want Nearly one month later, the Democratic Party and the pundits and other politics experts are continuing to study the wreckage of the 2024 election. They are asking themselves how this could have possibly happened. How could we have been so wrong in assessing the country's mood? They need to quickly come up with the correct answer because they are running out of time. Trump has promised a campaign of revenge and retribution against his perceived enemies. He is not kidding. [...] https://www.salon.com/2024/12/02/why-democrats-seem-so-disconnected-from-what-want/

Thrilling Monday report, see man: We were to take Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical to order Many (2+1) pairs of lenses, si man. Mama T-B. had indicated a need for eyedrops, quick trip to pharmacy area man. We up-picked Mama T-B. at Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., appointed time man. Had to wait <1 hour at W. Optical for service, look at new frames man. Appointment took <1 hour, Many lenses to discuss man. So far, so good, si man. However, see this man: Mama T-B. came with a whole list of items to shop for, man. They were literally in all Many (2+2) corners of the store, man. She wanted to get them in order of her list, not store-layout order, finally convince otherwise we man. She tried on Many (2+2+2) shoes & slippers and again found none that fit, disappointing man. We had eaten nothing and were not only quite hangry but almost reeling with lightheadedness, reel we man. We're certain that we ruined her "day out," rare and almost certainly a treat for senior she man man. We wish that she had told us in advance of these plans, consequently prepare better we man. We were quite irritable and had her in tears by the end, we man. We didn't return to the casa until half-of-half till Many (2+1) p.m., Many-&-a-half hours out man. There was no time to eat or siesta, no man. We fed miu and prepared to de-skool Mini-B., no respite man. Din-din was the remaining 2/Many'rds of the bag of Birdseye garlic chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. It was not consumed a moment too soon, ingest Two Guys man. We finally felt better, good grief man. And we feel awful how we treated Mama T-B., sigh man. Movie night was the first Many (2+1) half-of-halves of an NBA game, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Must arise at o'dark-Many on Tuesday to take Mini-B. to Band rehearsal, man. No formal Tuesday plans otherwise, up-catch on various administrative stuff we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Texas winter, not Canadian winter, si and no mam ma'am. Egregious P-Math error precised, si and see and mam ma'am. Egregious P-Math error precised, si and see and mam ma'am. Miu T-B. occupied our office chair all afternoon/evening, could miu not sleep anywhere else man.

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Bidementia pardoned two turkeys for Thanksgiving and figured that one more turkey would be appropriate. Or, not a turkey, but a rat.

This is great reading and accurate. See if you agree. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump's Wild Bunch Is Ready for Action [...] It's a far cry from Trump's first Cabinet, which he appointed with the permission of the administrative state. The outsider president didn't know enough yet – or have enough power – to buck the system. He went with consensus choices who, at best, might talk about change but would be hesitant to effect it. Half of them shot Trump in the back; most of the rest were disloyal to his face, along with the congressional power brokers who put up roadblocks to every meaningful reform. It's not hard to think of Trump as Pike Bishop, the William Holden character in "The Wild Bunch" who leads what's left of his gang out of a disastrous gunfight at the beginning of the movie and then plans his next move. At one point, Pike tells his trusted lieutenant, "This is our last go-around, Dutch. This time, we do it right." That's where Trump is now, at age 78, sensing the insufficiency of his first term and wanting to make a real difference the second time around. This time, we do it right. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/12/02/trumps_wild_bunch_is_ready_for_action_152020.html

Bye-bye to all the dirty rats. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kash Patel is the fumigator the FBI needs President-elect Donald Trump chose Saturday night to announce that his long-time aide Kash Patel is his choice to be the next director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and for anyone interested in a good fumigation of the bureau, this is a cause for real optimism. Before we get to the laundry list of FBI abuses that Patel would hopefully put an end to, let us first establish that this is a well-credentialed man who served at high levels in the first Trump administration. This is not an influencer. But Patel is somebody with a fresh set of eyes who has a chance to identify and cure the abuses of an FBI that has become too often an enemy, not a friend of liberty and freedom. For example, [...] https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/david-marcus-kash-patel-fumigator-fbi-needs

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We slept poorly yet again, sigh man. We did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man. Miu was again vocal and demanding, man. We assured miu that Big Brudduh was arriving later, assure we man vocal miu man. This did not help much, comprehension-gapped we and miu man man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest carnivorous we man. Conquered the one LL, light week man. Watched football game, watch we man. Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest foolish we man. Siesta taken, rather restorative man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., start of Two Guys week man. Ex-she man also brought leftovers from the Rojo's Thanksgiving gig, donation man. Din-din was these, ingest we man. Dished and de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Mini-B. claimed hunger, why didn't he do so before we dished the warsher man. Mini-B.'s din-din was onecan of Chef B. S+Ms, ingest wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must take Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical on Monday morn, we man chauffeur senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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This is quite interesting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Uranus is weirder than we thought: Scientists report new mysteries of the tilted planet A pale blue-green enigma, the planet Uranus has long fascinated astronomers precisely because of its extreme distance, some 1.6 billion miles (2.6 billion km) from Earth. While it is comparatively easy to gaze upon neighboring celestial bodies like the Moon and the planets Mars and Venus, Uranus is difficult to see without the most powerful telescopes, such as the James Webb Space Telescope. As technology has advanced, it has unlocked more secrets of the strange, tilted planet (it orbits on its side compared to other planets in the solar system), from the fact that it may rain diamonds to discovering previously-unknown moons. Now a trio of recent studies has revealed that one of its moons, Miranda, likely has a stirring ocean beneath its surface, meaning it could harbor extraterrestrial life, and that the planet's own internal dynamics are more bizarre than we ever imagined. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/uranus-weirder-thought-scientists-report-103005002.html