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What Does Katie Get? One year ago, young and beautiful Katie Abraham was in a car with her college friends, waiting at a red light in Urbana, Illinois. Julio Cucul Bol, a 29-year-old citizen of Guatemala—and in the United States illegally having adopted fake Mexican identity—was driving drunk behind her. He was coming up on Katie's car at speeds approaching 80 miles an hour. Then the crash. Abraham, 20 was killed. Also killed was 21-year-old Chloe Polzin of Deerfield. But by the luck of the demons, Bol lived and ran away, to eventually be arrested days later about an hour south of Dallas. He was trying out an assumed identity as a Mexican. And what have we seen since? Chaos as the left, once again, uses force to impose its will on Americans. [...] https://johnkassnews.com/what-does-katie-get/

Gilbert O'Sullivan... Gilbert O'Possum, makes perfect sense mam ma'am!

Even the family cat or dog can sometimes get caught in a bear trap.

Clever use-AI-ing mam ma'am! Clever, CLEVER use-AI-ing USE-AI-ING mam ma'am!

Is he an Irish possum, huh mam ma'am? O'Possum, huh mam ma'am?

Monsooning like an illegitimate male child right now, man. Have errands to run for self and Mama T-B., man. No word from HOA yet, project manager losing ability to delay much further man. Quite tempted to attempt a siesta, prospective zzz we man.

Snow forecast precised and much sympathy, si and see and and Y ma'am.

We JUST threw one out, we man! What's this "pretty much" stuff, huh mam ma'am?

Such a relief. Congratulations!

For uploading attachments, try www.smallpdf.com -- I wish I'd found that site years earlier.

A good travel history is also a positive factor. Has your wife left Serbia for any other country and returned? If not, and if circumstances permit before reapplying for a tourist visa, doing so can only help.

Whoops: Trump Reveals He's Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time WASHINGTON, D.C. — While appearing at a White House press briefing on Tuesday, President Donald Trump revealed that he had been mistaken and was actually thinking of Iceland this whole time. For the past year, and increasingly over the last few weeks, Trump had been raising the temperature of rhetoric regarding the U.S. seeking to acquire Greenland. During a daily briefing with top advisors, however, he realized it was Iceland he had in mind. "Totally different place, from what I'm hearing," Trump told reporters. "Greenland is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/whoops-trump-reveals-hes-actually-been-thinking-of-iceland-this-whole-time

Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin NUUK — With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark commenced a plan to protect Greenland by securing it in a giant cookie tin. In the face of increased pressure to sell the territory to the U.S. for national security purposes, Danish leaders devised what sources said was a "foolproof" plan to enclose Greenland the best way they know — by replicating its trademark cookie tin on an enormous scale. "This will also keep Greenland fresh and crispy for the foreseeable future," said Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/denmark-protects-greenland-by-securing-it-in-giant-cookie-tin

NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S. BRUSSELS — Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S. "This is an emergency, and we need the aid of the United States as soon as possible," said Secretary General Mark Rutte. "The U.S. could attack Greenland at any minute, and we have no ability to defend it unless we get some military aid from the U.S. immediately." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/nato-begs-us-for-emergency-funding-so-they-can-defend-greenland-from-us

This seems increasingly necessary... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson WASHINGTON, D.C. — With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and culture, the other eight Supreme Court justices brought in Ms. Rachel to explain cases to Ketanji Brown Jackson. The judges reportedly discussed a variety of potential solutions to mitigate Jackson's intellectual shortcomings before deciding to hire the popular YouTube star and children's educator to help Jackson better understand the complex cases being ruled on by the court. "Hi, friend! Are you a… Supreme Court justice? You are! Yay! [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-justices-bring-in-ms-rachel-to-explain-cases-to-ketanji-brown-jackson

Oh, goodness... consecutive posts, this one with Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ECONOMIC SYSTEMS TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and throws the milk away. VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, and then execute a debt-to-equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax exemption for 5 cows. The milk rights of the 6 cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all 7 cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns 8 cows, with an option on one more.

This One Lie About Trump Could Cost CNN Millions CNN may have to lawyer up now, after one of its commentators lobbed a defamatory claim at President Donald Trump Monday night, and host John Berman barely lifted a finger to correct it. Cameron Kasky, a 25-year-old Parkland shooting survivor turned activist, was on NewsNight for some reason. There, he falsely claimed Trump was part of a "human sex-trafficking network," in what appeared to be a reference to Jeffrey Epstein's criminal enterprise. The allegation wasn't some throwaway line, either. Kasky doubled down, despite multiple opportunities to walk it back, creating significant legal exposure for the network. The incident began as a discussion about Trump’s quest to acquire Greenland, when, apropos of nothing, Kasky made the false claim. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2026/01/20/cnn-could-face-massive-lawsuit-for-this-bogus-trump-smear-n4948515

ICE Arrests 3,000 Illegal Alien Criminals in Minneapolis To the great sorrow of crime-loving leftist domestic terrorists, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has arrested thousands of foreign criminals in Minneapolis in just a few weeks, despite leftist rioting. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) issued a press release on Jan. 19 to state that Operation Metro Surge, the current and ongoing ICE operation in Minneapolis, has resulted in 3,000 arrests so far. Among the arrestees are murderers, rapists, gang members, and fraudsters. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2026/01/20/ice-arrests-3000-illegal-alien-criminals-in-minneapolis-n4948516

JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-shares-ultrasound-of-4th-child

Multiple duplicate threads have been removed. Kannan19, do NOT start more new threads on this topic.

There's a New Baby Coming to the White House! Last month, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt announced that she's expecting a baby girl due in May. It turns out she's not the only member of Team Trump who is adding to her family. Vice President JD Vance announced on Tuesday that his wife, Usha, is also pregnant. The second couple is expecting a baby boy who will make his way into the world in July. The couple released a statement on X on Tuesday that reads: [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2026/01/20/theres-a-new-baby-coming-to-the-white-house-n4948534

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ The GOP Plan To Make America Affordable Again The American people are speaking loud and clear: They want affordability, and they want it now. Thankfully, on Jan. 13, Republicans in Congress announced that they're ready to give families relief. They rolled out a comprehensive plan to make America affordable again. The credit goes to the Republican Study Committee, under the leadership of Chairman August Pfluger, which represents the overwhelming majority of GOP House members. Since President Trump signed the One, Big, Beautiful Bill into law last summer, they've been hard at work developing a second reconciliation bill that's just as sweeping and urgently needed. Their plan – which is centered on bringing the American Dream into reach for everyone – should be sent to the president's desk as soon as possible. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2026/01/20/the_gop_plan_to_make_america_affordable_again_153731.html

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man. Good night of zzz with proper HSM, defy doctor we man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Tax stuff for Mama T-B. has begun arriving in the mail, aysheep senior she man man. Waited literally all day/eve for appliance guy to pick up no-longer-needed electric dryer, wait we man. Poor guy had driven for Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x2) miles starting in early morning, sympathetic we man. All that's left is to await refund, expected without issues man. Big excitement was two unrecognized charges on our credit card, review statement we man. CC people offered options, new card dispute charge get charge reversed man. We called the "creditor," big outfit readily findable man. They found no record of our being in their system, no man. We re-called CC people, re-call we man. CC will dispute the charges with near-Many00% chance of rapid reversal, no dispute about it man. We get to keep CC and can expect account credit soon, relief man. Din-din was 2 bowls of Grape-Nuts cereal*, ingest we man. *bought from supermarket dented-package bin, F$WM No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Should visit Mama T-B. on Wednesday, practically mandatory man. Should buy resist-freezing supplies, too, prudent man. Friday weather should still enable GS-/ES-ing, keep streak alive man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Gracias, D ma'am. He is Many years old already, si man. They grow up so fast, sigh man...

CANADIAN GIRLS IN AUSTRALIA, SEE MAN Two pretty girls from Canada decided to travel to Australia over the winter to get a break from -Many-degree temperatures, ice, and snow, si man. They sat at a club in Perth, enjoying the sunshine and sipping on a cold drink, si man. Two local young men saw them, see man. One said to the other, "Hey, why don't you ask those pretty ladies over to join us, huh man?" His buddy walked over to the girls and said, "G'day, ladies -- haven't seen you around here before, no man. Where are you from, huh man?" One girl looked up with a big smile and proudly said, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, si man!" The young man looked at them, blinked a couple of times, and walked back to his buddy, who said, "Are the ladies coming over, or should we join them over there, huh man?" His friend replied, "No, man. They don't speak any English, no man."