Voice of Reason

Ermagherd, that was too funny!  (Enjoy it, Mr.  You have 7 remaining)  
 
A man goes to see the doctor.  “What’s wrong, young man?” asks the doc.  “I don’t know why, but I keep having these weird thoughts all the time.  Sometimes, I think I am a wigwam.  Other times, I think I am a teepee.  What can be causing this?” replied the patient.
 
”You need to relax, son.  You’re just two tents.”

Who is Ric Flair?  And Jake Fromm?  Democratic governors from GA?
 
 

With all those numbers being tossed around in your quote from the article, along with the terms unauthorized, undocumented, illegal immigrants/aliens... one would almost think that the government knows EXACTLY where a pretty large number of these people live and work, and rounding them up would be pretty simple.
 
I wonder why we do so much studying of these people, and not so much of deporting them?

[ahem]
 
A man bursts into the doctor's office.  He has a banana in his left ear, a rutabaga in his right ear, and a cucumber up his nose.  "What's the matter with me, Doc?" he cries.
 
"You're not eating properly," says the doc.

Yes, I make the sauce from scratch.  Various meats; ground beef of course, but also sausage, deer meat, moose meat, bison...
 
Usually a half-day affair with my sauce, often I will make it the day prior so it can sit overnight.
 
Gonna make this Alfredo with some fresh-made yogurt.
 
Also, on the ravioli... though I haven’t made any yet, one way to do it would be to just sheet your dough, cut it into rectangles with one being slightly larger (the top), then just marking the dough with a knife, making say 2” squares.  Put a spoon of your fillings in the middle of those squares, then lay the top dough over it, very gently.  (I would do one row at a time, maybe two?). Cut the “lumps” into individual sections with a butter knife or pizza cutter, and crimp with a fork if needed (in case the knife didn’t seal well enough.  Might work, ya think?

Could have been a few people right here on CEHST.  Not surprising at all.  Sad, however.

True enough.  If there is any way you can find it in your heart to not move this one, just for us CEHST regulars, I will upvote your next 10 jokes,  no questions asked.
 
Pretty please?
I no call you cheap...

my my, what reasonable logic you have.  You seem to have some knowledge of how the system works.
 
I would further add that (even though some don’t believe illegals can start up a business with no business license) if the person getting caught were to happen to be employed by an illegal, turning that employer in would be counter-productive.  Take your lumps, get sent home, then sneak back over and go back to your job in a month or so.  
 
While I am completely on board with fining the employers of illegals, not every deportee is going to turn them in.  And unless the fines are HUGE, the cost savings to an employer who it paying under the table may well make the fines worth it.

They don’t.  If they are not paying taxes nor filing returns, not sure why they would ever want to.

Not everyone understand just how big and real this issue it.  CA and AZ alone probably have more cash-paid illegals than any other 10 states combined.

My husband said I should show off one of the reasons he needs to lose more weight...
 

 

 
My desserts are popular... this one is dark chocolate raspberry ganache tart.

Does anyone here besides me make their own pasta?  I started doing this about 4 years ago, and MAN, what a difference it can make in a meal!  My noodles are simple, either cut from a sheet, or I use my hand-crank pasta machine to cut spaghetti or fettuccini shaped noodles.  But I can add spices to the dough such as fresh basil, garlic, etc.  Very tasty.
 
The first time I made up a batch, my wife hovered over me, and asked me a few time why I was “doing all that work” when I could just open a package from the store and cook it”.  After the first round came out of the pot, and she tasted a plain noodle, she was sold.  I think we ate the first two batches one strand at a time, with no sauce or anything on them.  
 
Shrimp Alfredo is on the menu tomorrow...

Would there be anything inside to serve as fuel?  

A lot of speculation as to why he was asked to go on leave.  One ties it to the memo that will be coming out soon.  The other which I think is more interesting ties it to the DOJs IG investigation.  There is speculation that McCabe ordered agents to change their reports from witnesses during the Hillary investigation.  That would really be obstruction of justice, and possible criminal proceedings.
 
Personally, I want to see the memo, but I am more interested in the IG's report.

Roget's Thesaurus suggests only "fish out" or "ferret out" -- not precise synonyms.
 
Thesaurus, n. - a prehistoric reptile with an excellent vocabulary

"I just ate something that disagreed with my stomach."
"That's what you get for eating feud."

Make sure you factor in time for it to cool off before trying to cut and serve it.

Making this for the game this Sunday.  It will be my fourth ever Super Bowl to watch live.  I’m so stoked to be cooking with friends!

Two immigrants to the U.S., just off the boat, walked the streets of New York City.  They marveled at all that they beheld in their new country, and they discussed their lives to come.  "I have heard that Americans eat dogs," one said.  "Strange," said his friend, "but if we are to be Americans, we must do as the Americans do."

Just then, they came upon a hot-dog vendor on the corner.  "Two dogs, please!" the hungry immigrants said.  The vendor, only too happy to oblige, handed them two orders wrapped in aluminum foil.  The immigrants raced to a park bench, sat down, and eagerly began unwrapping their "dogs."

The first immigrant looked at his order and paused in shock.  After several seconds of stunned silence, he murmured to his friend, "What part did YOU get?"

Might not be popular, but it's accurate.

Could have been a few people right here on CEHST.  Not surprising at all.  Sad, however.

You too funny!!  But I am far from him.  Even on here.

I am sure you have a point 
 

You too funny!!  But I am far from him.  Even on here.