America's illegal immigrants - not just by foot

[Sinergy 3]

mexicans are not the only illegals?

well except the illegal romanian i know in Utah

[yassmine2878 1]

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

What an excellent idea!. Lets put brother dean in charge of construction, after all he's so good with fences

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

You'll have to put the alligators on the airplanes, too.

And who'll be in charge of the air-gators? The Air Marshall? Can you just see one of them walking a gator up and down the aisles on a leash? "Good little gator, here, have some peanuts" *SNARF!* Aligator mistakes small child for sack of honey-roasted peanuts.

[Caladan 19]

Good point. Sharks with laser beams, then. No alligators.

[Nessa 23]

Good point. Sharks with laser beams, then. No alligators.

[yassmine2878 1]

Good point. Sharks with laser beams, then. No alligators.

Hmmm. I have this foggy mental image of a really happy shark, like the reformed ones from Nemo, with one of those reflective devices (like doctors used to wear on their foreheads) strapped to his head. To this device, one of those $2.99 laser pointers you can buy at Walgreens, with changeable designs. He could flop up and down the aisles of the airplane shinning his little red laser smiley face on unsuspecting passengers.

I still think he would have trouble telling the difference between a small child and a packet of honey-roasted peanuts.

[Ban Hammer 14,269]

Good point. Sharks with laser beams, then. No alligators.

nah, a pod of trained flippers

[Amby 490]

this thread made me think of a few years ago when we were in el paso and driving along the border and spotted some ripped clothing on a barbwire fence. I completely forgot about that

[almaty 19]

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

What an excellent idea!. Lets put brother dean in charge of construction, after all he's so good with fences

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

You'll have to put the alligators on the airplanes, too.

And who'll be in charge of the air-gators? The Air Marshall? Can you just see one of them walking a gator up and down the aisles on a leash? "Good little gator, here, have some peanuts" *SNARF!* Aligator mistakes small child for sack of honey-roasted peanuts.

yes, that is what i do constantly.,.no illegals in our yard.....

[yassmine2878 1]

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

What an excellent idea!. Lets put brother dean in charge of construction, after all he's so good with fences

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

You'll have to put the alligators on the airplanes, too.

And who'll be in charge of the air-gators? The Air Marshall? Can you just see one of them walking a gator up and down the aisles on a leash? "Good little gator, here, have some peanuts" *SNARF!* Aligator mistakes small child for sack of honey-roasted peanuts.

yes, that is what i do constantly.,.no illegals in our yard.....

Then its settled, brother dean is in charge of construction the white picket fence. Brother charles will be in charge of corralling the 'livestock'. Ill bring the donuts.

[peejay 327]

OMG not all illegal immigrants are mexican?

I read the statistics some time ago that roughly 80% of illegal immigrants in the USA originate from Latin America. Roughly 57% from Mexico alone. Mexico is the largest single source from its own citizens and from other countries that use Mexico as a gateway to illegally enter the USA. That is not insignificant or a fact that should be glossed over in any debate about illegal immigration.

If I remember correctly the illegal population originates roughly 60% EWI and roughly 40% from overstays of visas.

[almaty 19]

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

What an excellent idea!. Lets put brother dean in charge of construction, after all he's so good with fences

This country needs a moat with alligators around it.

You'll have to put the alligators on the airplanes, too.

And who'll be in charge of the air-gators? The Air Marshall? Can you just see one of them walking a gator up and down the aisles on a leash? "Good little gator, here, have some peanuts" *SNARF!* Aligator mistakes small child for sack of honey-roasted peanuts.

yes, that is what i do constantly.,.no illegals in our yard.....

Then its settled, brother dean is in charge of construction the white picket fence. Brother charles will be in charge of corralling the 'livestock'. Ill bring the donuts.

i am certain sanita, be handling out donuts to all the folks on the other side of the fence

[Fandango 1,440]

So I'm readin this thread and scrollin and all I see is the bottom half of someone's timeline siggy (I had already scrolled past the nick and not enough down to see the burro, Dean) when I see this in the siggy:

March 23: application sent to almaty

And I think to myself 'why would someone send their petition to Deano?'

what can I say...it's been a long day!

[Sheriff Uling 3]

OMG not all illegal immigrants are mexican?

Shocking, isn't it Nessa?!?

Nope!

Turns out there are 2 canadians living in Milwaukee who snuck across the border 7 years ago! Dirty little buggers...

I'm going to start another bad rumor... Most illegal aliens are Brazilians... Hehehehe!!!

[Ban Hammer 14,269]

OMG not all illegal immigrants are mexican?

Shocking, isn't it Nessa?!?

Nope!

Turns out there are 2 canadians living in Milwaukee who snuck across the border 7 years ago! Dirty little buggers...

I'm going to start another bad rumor... Most illegal aliens are Brazilians... Hehehehe!!!

and they are importing wax to use on you

[natty bumppo 297]

OMG not all illegal immigrants are mexican?

Shocking, isn't it Nessa?!?

Nope!

Turns out there are 2 canadians living in Milwaukee who snuck across the border 7 years ago! Dirty little buggers...

I'm going to start another bad rumor... Most illegal aliens are Brazilians... Hehehehe!!!

and they are importing wax to use on you

just lay back and relax ... you'll just feel a little pull ...