Dear Mr. President, I'm headed to Mexico

[Yaads 1]

Dear Mr. President, I'm headed to Mexico!

David M. Bresnahan

April 1, 2006

NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

David M. Bresnahan

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

How many HOURS would a white person last doing landscaping in Mexico illegally. The cops would pick you up right away.

They're racist down there.

[pax 1]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

[Traviesa 0]

How many times has this been posted? It was funny the first couple times...

Here's something new though. Before I post this a DISCLAIMER-I DID NOT write this, I copied and pasted from another web site, the content you are about to read may or may not reflect my feelings about anything. Just passing along. Having said that...

Dear Mr.(David) ESTA ES MI CARTA A UD.

You are more than welcome in our country. As a matter of fact, you always are!, When you visit our country, we are very excited to give you the best hotels, the best service, we want to make yourself at home. Our people have a friendly smile for every american who wants to visit, and even more happy. if you want to live here, work here, open your own business....

We'll be flattered to have your kids at our schools, it will give us higher standars. You'll see that the people in general is very friendly, they will say hi, offered you a drink or snack everytime they see you, they will sit at the front porch to chat with you, and share daily experiences.

We don't mind if you don't have a driver's license, yours work perfectly fine here, and if you planned to buy a house, and if you have the cash, they won't mind, just the fact of you being and american provides not only good service in every field but also the best seats everywhere you go. You see what I mean?!

Ohh, about the flag thing, your flag can stay next to ours, you know, a lot of schools have your flag flying in their patios, I know that everytime we have visitors (especially americans and europeans) we try to do our best.

I'm not saying our countries are equal as yours. In terms of inmigration, of course, you have the right to refuse and reject illegality. But in terms of humanity, we have what it takes.

But the problem is Mr. David, that you wouldn't STAND A SINGLE DAY IN OUR COUNTRIES. Let me tell you why:

1- The jobs are way too hard for you. Maybe worst as the ones you didn't want to take in your country.

2. The salary sucks, you wouldn't be satisfied enough, you'll be working too hard and get paid a misery.

( just as we do it in your country)

3. The health system has a lack of resources, well ( a public one ), but still you can find very good doctors who can only charge you as low as $20.00 per visit, sometimes less. And you can get medications everywhere since is not restricted. At least you can get something!

4. And with the taxes,well, you can pay if you want, we do the same in the US, believe it or not!, and the only thing is that we don't get a check back, you do. But, that's a tribute to your country for being so nice.

5. What I trying to tell Mr. David is that we wouldn't descriminate you like the way some of your people do.

We, as humans, as believers of God, believe in in equality, and we just need a place to stay, so we can conquer our dreams. And you know, life is a vicious circle, and you never know when you will need an extra hand to prevailed.

PS: I forgot to thank you for your hospitality, even though I know that's not what you like, I'll be grateful to you forever, for giving me and my family, a chance to share part of your country. And if you let us, We'll promise you we WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

Sincerely,

ME, A DREAMER.

[Yaads 1]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

Sorry...didn't realize that.

[almaty 19]

hmmmmmmmmm.... maybe i need to post this again....

[daisy16 1]

first time I've seen it, and I think

[MrMrsKnight 1]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

[almaty 19]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

i going to post it again next week

[pedroh 21]

hahahahh

so lame..

american flags? no biggie.. want an all-american town? go to Ajijic Jalisco.. all the population are americans there.. everything in english... go to any restaurant in any big city and they'll speak english.. racism? i dont think so.. as soon as they see a 'guero' entering a place, they'll have the premium service.. ask anyone who has gone to the beach.. they dont have to do any lines to enter clubs.. u dont have to pay taxes either each year.. unless u buy a house and stuff.. but not for the sake of it...

ah.. ignorance is bliss

ah.. and I hate fukcin lies.. post something real.. no bullshite.. this letter is a piece of mierda btw..

PWNED

Edited April 15, 2006 by pedroh

[MrMrsKnight 1]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

i going to post it again next week

I know you will!!!

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

For the love of Pete, this has to be the fourth time this article has been posted here.

so? I like it.

[pedroh 21]

this letter is dumb as hell.. just the ignorant average american would laugh at it.. the ones that think we have donkeys and no cars.. and that all the cities are like tijuana and juarez..

oh.. wait.. americans are usually like that.. so i gues a lotta people are gonna laugh at it..

Edited April 15, 2006 by pedroh

[Ban Hammer 14,301]

this letter is dumb as hell.. just the ignorant average american would laugh at it.. the ones that think we have donkeys and no cars.. and that all the cities are like tijuana and juarez..

oh.. wait.. americans are usually like that.. so i gues a lotta people are gonna laugh at it..

now what was that about racism that you mentioned in your previous post? busted eh?

[*Robert* 2]

hmmmmmmmmm.... maybe i need to post this again....