Jesus Saves!

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

Religious law varies on its attitude toward secular law. Breaking a law is only a sin, though, if the action in so breaking is a sin. That's a little vague, and the presumption is to obey all moral laws but murdering = sin. Theft = sin. Breaking the speed limit? Probably not breaking divine law. Working illegally? I think it's a stretch to call that a sin. (I'm not going to confess to babysitting without filling out an I-9.)

7 deadly sins:

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Damn- I broke all of those within the last hour!!

slowing down in your old age eh?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Religious law varies on its attitude toward secular law. Breaking a law is only a sin, though, if the action in so breaking is a sin. That's a little vague, and the presumption is to obey all moral laws but murdering = sin. Theft = sin. Breaking the speed limit? Probably not breaking divine law. Working illegally? I think it's a stretch to call that a sin. (I'm not going to confess to babysitting without filling out an I-9.)

7 deadly sins:

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Damn- I broke all of those within the last hour!!

Jesus will now be visiting your house...he wishes to dine with you.

[MissStacey 1]

Religious law varies on its attitude toward secular law. Breaking a law is only a sin, though, if the action in so breaking is a sin. That's a little vague, and the presumption is to obey all moral laws but murdering = sin. Theft = sin. Breaking the speed limit? Probably not breaking divine law. Working illegally? I think it's a stretch to call that a sin. (I'm not going to confess to babysitting without filling out an I-9.)

7 deadly sins:

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.

Damn- I broke all of those within the last hour!!

Jesus will now be visiting your house...he wishes to dine with you.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Wine and bread.

[Stabu 0]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Wine and bread.

Well, considering the fact that he has been dead quite a while the result might be more something like this. So be cautious of what you wish for, it might come true to your own disadvantage .

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Wine and bread.

Well, considering the fact that he has been dead quite a while the result might be more something like this. So be cautious of what you wish for, it might come true to your own disadvantage .

oh he's dead? when was this?

[AtlantiCat 0]

--passes to Elijah--and Moses scores!!!

I thought the joke went:

...and Gretzky gets the rebound puck and scores!

I've actually heard quite a number of variations, I just picked my favorite.

...And apparently opened up quite a can of worms along with it.

Makes me glad to be a heathen, though I still think Jesus was a pretty cool dude.

[Sister Fracas 5]

I've actually heard quite a number of variations, I just picked my favorite.

...And apparently opened up quite a can of worms along with it.

Makes me glad to be a heathen, though I still think Jesus was a pretty cool dude.

Illegals AND religion in ONE thread....that's like a VJ doubleplay or sumfin! LOL

[KaiserD 12]

Makes me glad to be a heathen, though I still think Jesus was a pretty cool dude.

I've never known a pagan who wasn't friendly with Jesus!

[Ban Hammer 14,569]

I've actually heard quite a number of variations, I just picked my favorite.

...And apparently opened up quite a can of worms along with it.

Makes me glad to be a heathen, though I still think Jesus was a pretty cool dude.

Illegals AND religion in ONE thread....that's like a VJ doubleplay or sumfin! LOL

all we need now is a bashing of bush

[almaty 19]

Bush is indeed a bad example for any chritian to follow...a lying chopf##k..and an azz kisser on illegals .(per bro charles request)

Edited August 29, 2007 by almaty

[Ta Ta 1]

I would appreciate a mature sensitivity to other members and their religious belief, I am offended by the blasphemy in this thread.

It is entirely possible to believe what you want to believe without being insulting.

Jesus is my Lord and Saviour and these negative comments are provocative and uncalled for. Please be respectful and exercise some sensitivity

on this cultural and religious diverse board.

[PlatyPius 5]

Please be sensitive to the need/right of others to say whatever the hell they want about religion.....

It ain't blasphemy if the speaker ain't of your religion.

Would it make sense for me to fear retribution from something I don't believe exists?

OMFG!!!11 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is agonna spank me for spitting on a pirate!!!1 h@xx0r!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I would appreciate a mature sensitivity to other members and their religious belief, I am offended by the blasphemy in this thread.

It is entirely possible to believe what you want to believe without being insulting.

Jesus is my Lord and Saviour and these negative comments are provocative and uncalled for. Please be respectful and exercise some sensitivity

on this cultural and religious diverse board.

Omoba, you have my respect.

[Sister Fracas 5]

Please be sensitive to the need/right of others to say whatever the hell they want about religion.....

It ain't blasphemy if the speaker ain't of your religion.

Would it make sense for me to fear retribution from something I don't believe exists?

OMFG!!!11 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is agonna spank me for spitting on a pirate!!!1 h@xx0r!

you've been touched by his noodly appendage then.... RAmen...

[PlatyPius 5]

Please be sensitive to the need/right of others to say whatever the hell they want about religion.....

It ain't blasphemy if the speaker ain't of your religion.

Would it make sense for me to fear retribution from something I don't believe exists?

OMFG!!!11 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is agonna spank me for spitting on a pirate!!!1 h@xx0r!

you've been touched by his noodly appendage then.... RAmen...

I have. Argggghhh!