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Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Gloomy and drizzly all day, yuck man.

Surprisingly light traffic for pre-storm day, curious man.

 

After ES-ing, visited Mama T-B., aysheep-about-weather senior she man man.

Over an hour doing usual stuff and getting lectures about her taxes and our safety, si man.

We did not let her bait us into yelling, no man.

 

Afterward, one last stop at surprisingly unpopulated supermarket, what the heck man.

We got tubags of cheaps, Fritos Scoops and restaurant-style tortilla cheaps man.

 

Returned to casa and serviced demanding miu, service miu we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2+1] p.m.) was MTG, ingest we man.

Dessert was scoop-cheaps + salsa, ingest we man.

 

Tried to stay awake for local evening news, see weather we man.

Very nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Caucused with Mini-B. about coming early for Two Guys week, decide today or wait 2 days man.

Mini-B. ultimately too lazy to want to pack up, torpid wee man man.

We will therefore see if roads thaw by Monday noon/afternoon, possibility man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Has begun drizzling again, sure to freeze as substrate for actual freezing rain later man.

Air temps of Many F. and wind chills of Many F. forecast, sucks or OK depending on definition of Many man.

We intend to zzz as late as possible and stay in on Sunday, zzz we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Saturday ES report, see man:

We attended both ESs, reliable we man.

 

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- partial box Rags In A Box, full roll yellow Caution tape, ~full box vinyl exam gloves, 

          tupacs notebook paper, Many (2+1) partial rolls trash bags = $Many-&-a-half 

          ($[2+1] + half a buck), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2+1] + half a buck)

 

Where do you put all this "stuff" you accumulate each weekend?

 

I mean, how often do you use yellow Caution tape?

 

Much clutter at your casa?

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