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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

thick warshcloth = $1, steal man

 

More of those?

 

Add to the massive collection.

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Breakfasted/lunched/din-dinned at "the" Chinese buffet, calm down Bro G man.

Was aided by Huang2, same she man she man man.

Smiles a lot but it doesn't help her appearance nor has her English improved, sigh man.

 

Hung2?  She man?  Oh!

 

You need to change cuisine.  If you're looking for a rubia may I suggest a European flavor restaurant.

Surely there are at least some eastern European restaurants close to you.  

If not that, then check out your local strip clubs.  A lot of eastern European women working them.  LOL  At least that is the case in Key West.

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Learned belatedly that this is semiannual full-FST GS weekend, :ranting:  :ranting:  :ranting:  man.

 

Sounds like a T-Bone dream come true.

 

 

Yesterday I received my portable, battery operated, USB rechargeable, frozen margarita maker. Ordered and delivered by Walmart.com and a MUCH better price than Amazon. (I've noticed lately that Amazon prices are now often higher than other sellers)

 

Going to the Keys next Wednesday and will be doing some boating and sand bar partying and should be able to give this machine a good workout.  

 

Prepare for impaired VJ posting!  (Mods, get ready!)

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5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Yesterday I received my portable, battery operated, USB rechargeable, frozen margarita maker. Ordered and delivered by Walmart.com and a MUCH better price than Amazon. (I've noticed lately that Amazon prices are now often higher than other sellers)

 

 

have you joined amazon primate?

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20 hours ago, Neonred said:

More of those?

Add to the massive collection.

We continuously upgrade, see and si man.

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

If you're looking for a rubia may I suggest a European flavor restaurant.

Surely there are at least some eastern European restaurants close to you.  

We won't pay those prices, F$WM, and no guarantee of any given rubia being there when we visit, no man.

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

If not that, then check out your local strip clubs.

We won't pay those prices, F$WM.

20 hours ago, Neonred said:

Prepare for impaired VJ posting!

Oh, joy, si and whoopee man.  :rolleyes:

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Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

On 3/20/2026 at 10:43 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried a GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Got a late start, si man, and then Mama T-B. called for a mandatory visit, si man.

We skipped the GS, no time man.

First ES yielded nothing, no man.

Second ES phantom, highly surprising man.

Total = $0

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Great overnight zzz, regret even setting alarm we man.

 

Lolligagged till Mama T-B. demanded immediate visit, get carcass into gear we man.

Visited Mama T-B. for an hour, semi-yelling but ultimately successful man.

Raced to ESs, q.v. above man.

Groceried at Aldi for Two Guys week, preparatory we man for wee man man.

 

It was now half-past Many (2+2) p.m., note we man.

Gave in to temptation for another Chinese buffet, not "the" place again so calm down Bro G man.

Expensive as blazes on Saturday, :ranting:  man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates massively heaped with hibachi steak (& few vegetables), ingest we man.

We then consumed a plate of fried fish, ingest we man.

This was breakfast/lunch/din-din, ingest we man.

 

Serviced demanding miu, Why Are You Late With My Expected Stuff Daddy man.

Siesta'd very nicely, zzz we man.

Accomplished nothing otherwise, no man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must conquer 2 LLs on Sunday, domestic we man.

Want to revisit a proximal Friday ES on Sunday, probably half-price or better man.

There's a warehouse ES on Monday, final day is the only time to visit that rip-off ES outfit man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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