Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[mam521 2,904]

On 1/30/2026 at 10:34 PM, TBoneTX said:

It needs nuking for 1 minute + half a minute, why should we bother air-frying it mam ma'am ma'am?

Nuking can make is soggy; air fryer keeps it more crispy.

On 1/30/2026 at 10:41 PM, TBoneTX said:

But it's not included in nukable breakfast foods, no and sigh Y ma'am.

There are, but they do tend to cost a bit more.  Aldi should have something.  

On 1/30/2026 at 10:41 PM, TBoneTX said:

Whatever ex-Mrs.-T-B. "cooks," si and sigh and  we man.  E.g., he likes her French toast, si and sigh man.

Any chance she can make extra and you toss it into the fridge or freezer?  We do that with bacon buttermilk waffles.  Yeah, fresh is better but beggars can't be choosers.  French toast is really easy, though. 

On 1/31/2026 at 11:38 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have never seen so much white lint, white Lenox towels man.

I just washed the linen curtains from the livingroom and the lint was insane...I had no idea they could lint like that!  

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Miu absolutely ultra-aysheep all day, hyperactive miu man.

That was Monty on Friday.  He had a BAD case of the zoomies.  I have a picture of him coming down his cat wall with his favorite toy (a folded, looped pipe cleaner).  Total nutjob.  

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Yep, the cheap Chinese disposal that I put in during Covid is now shot.

Disposals are such an American thing.  We took ours out when the kids were little.  I have a sink with a drain basket and when it needs emptied, the compost bin is right next to the sink.  

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Seems her cheap British husband doesn't want to turn the heat on in the house, and it's been COLD here.

Brits typically function between 58°f and 73°f.  Anything outside of that, they cry about it.  It's pretty amazing that he's in FL, all things considered.  Thankfully, my Brit is conditioned to not melt in anything above 70°f so he doesn't whinge about it when I need the heat on.  

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

He makes a LOT of money but wont spend it unless it's something he wants.

Sounds like the loser Matthew on the last 90 Day the other way series! 

 

Full moon last night.  Weather should let up.  I'm kinda sad...I'm not ready for 85°+ weather yet.  I'm good with staying in the 60's for a while longer.  Still not pulling all of the plants out of the greenhouses yet.  I don't trust we won't get another freeze in a couple of weeks time.  

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10 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm up too early.  Woke up and can't sleep.  

Perfect time to stand outside Walmart in time for opening,   man.

Whoops -- LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

cheap Chinese disposal that I put in

If we were to read this, we would recommend a luxurious, American-made Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, si man.

     *available just for you at a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail,   man

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

cheap British husband

We like him sight-unseen, F$WM.

[TBoneTX 49,084]

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

tend to cost a bit more

     ,  mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Any chance she can make extra and you toss it into the fridge or freezer?

This would render us subservient to a chica,  mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

I have a picture of him coming down his cat wall with his favorite toy (a folded, looped pipe cleaner).

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Disposals are such an American thing.  [...]  I have a sink with a drain basket and when it needs emptied, the compost bin is right next to the sink.  

Sounds like Canadia is a Many'rd-world country, huh mam ma'am?   

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Brits typically function between Many°f and Many°f.  Anything outside of that, they cry about it.

They are either flexibly stoic or utter wimps, verily wot man.

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

I'm not ready for Many°+ weather yet.  I'm good with staying in the Many's for a while longer.

Unless it's 2, 1, 0, -1, or -2 F., it is Many-degree weather, si and see and  mam ma'am.

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4 hours ago, mam521 said:

 

Disposals are such an American thing.  We took ours out when the kids were little.  I have a sink with a drain basket and when it needs emptied, the compost bin is right next to the sink.  

 

Yes, but my Russian wife has become "Americanized" since arriving here...20 years ago!  I do remember when she was first here she pointed to the dishwasher and asked what it was.  When I told her, she asked if we could get rid of it.

 

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Brits typically function between 58°f and 73°f.  Anything outside of that, they cry about it.  It's pretty amazing that he's in FL, all things considered.  Thankfully, my Brit is conditioned to not melt in anything above 70°f so he doesn't whinge about it when I need the heat on.

 

Surprisingly he doesn't seem to complain about the heat and humidity.

 

4 hours ago, mam521 said:

Sounds like the loser Matthew on the last 90 Day the other way series! 

 

 

Our Brit makes great money and only pays for the mortgage and his new car.  Everything else he makes goes into savings so he can retire early.  They live off of everything she makes, and I do mean everything.  Last year they were going through a rough patch and there was some talk about divorce and he told her she wouldn't get any of what he saved.  I laughed and told her it doesn't work that way and in this state she was intitled to half of that pile of money.  Apparently he found that out too and dropped the divorce talk because he didn't want to loose so much!

 

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1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no mam ma'am.

 

Yes, that's like, I dunno, 2x2x2x2 feet up or so.  He's a pain in the rear so we had to give him something to scale.  He gets up there from the upstairs livingroom and typically climbs down.  

 

35 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Our Brit makes great money and only pays for the mortgage and his new car.  Everything else he makes goes into savings so he can retire early.  They live off of everything she makes, and I do mean everything.  Last year they were going through a rough patch and there was some talk about divorce and he told her she wouldn't get any of what he saved.  I laughed and told her it doesn't work that way and in this state she was intitled to half of that pile of money.  Apparently he found that out too and dropped the divorce talk because he didn't want to loose so much!

 

I've lived this before and had it tossed in my face that "he paid the mortgage".  Yep, he's no longer here.  Replaced. Significant upgrade, I might add!  

 

Hopefully it's legitimately better for your daughter because life is too short to settle and be stuck with someone who doesn't actually make you happy.

[TBoneTX 49,084]

Cute gato, si mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 49,084]

We are off-urinated,   we man.

Last week, skoolbus stoopervisor sent e-mail to say that Mini-B. is eligible to ride only the skoolbus to our casa, not to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man.

This is because our address is the one in skool records, only one record permitted man.

 

We wrote to acknowledge "eligibility" and to request authorization to ride either skoolbus, write we man.

Stoopervisor wrote curtly to repeat what he'd said,   man.

We wrote back to re-request authorization, no response man.

Mini-B.'s skool ID is scanned before entry to skoolbuses, scan they man.

He will be denied entry to any other skoolbus,   man.

Stoopervisor is rather dismissive, conclude we man.

 

This can't be the ONLY instance of split custody, no man.

We are quandaried as to next step, advice please man.