Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,959]

1 hour ago, mitzab said:

from about Many feet

P-Math* number precised, see and si man.   

     *see first page of thread, see man

To be even more precise, you may say "from about Many (2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1) feet," si man.

You may also say "from about Many (2 Manyzen +1) feet," si man.

P-Math is elegant and flexible, si and whee man.   

1 hour ago, mitzab said:

excellent medications keeping morale "high"

Let us invest in the provider companies, name them man.

You should invest in POTS (Pre-Owned Toilet Seats)*, si man.

Buy today and receive a handsome 0.000001% rebate off full retail, $i and whee man!   

More seriously, we think that prednisone should be a Major Food Group, conclude we** man.

     **but not our adrenal gland man

1 hour ago, mitzab said:

The two ladders

The orthopedists' best friends, si and sigh man.

May you soon have at least one leg left to stand on, si man.

[TBoneTX 48,959]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

What a day, si man.

Awoke at o'dark-Many to prep Mini-B. for skool, occupational hazard of parenting man.

We urged him to shake it, drag-footing wee man man.

We kept yelling at him to shake it,   man.

We prepped him Costco chicken melts, ingest hurriedly wee man man.

We had to rewarm them, that late wee man man.  

He barely made the skoolbus, at least he did make it man.

 

Siesta #1 failed, too-caffeinated we man.

The Project Manager came over, caucus about finishing job he and we man man.

We agreed that it was best to not finish the trim if body is to be repainted, know this Thursday man.

Most of the Mexicans went to next job, two staying to replace screens man.

Job clean-up was outstanding, amazed we man.

We paid $Many,000 for the job, really nice work man.

PM later sent us rock-bottom bid for repainting, surprisingly low man.

We hope to get HOA or management co. to help with it, probably know this Thursday man.

 

Made several calls on behalf of Mama T-B., call we man.

Texas indeed has a process to send field people to homebound invalids who need State IDs, wow man.

Mama T-B. will have someone visit in Many (2x2x2) days, it sounds like man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

Siesta #2 failed, yard crews man.  

We also got Many voicemails during that attempt, ignored but disruptive nevertheless man.

 

Called refurbished-appliance place where we'd gotten our last dryer Many (1 Manyzen +1) years ago man.

They didn't have an exact replacement,  man.

However, they had something similar, purchase right at closing time by phone we man.

Drive-out price = $Many00 ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2x2 -2-2-2), steal F$WM man.   

Delivery will be sometime Wednesday, rejoice we man.   

 

Most voicemails were from Mama T-B., insistent senior she man man.

She wants us to start on her taxes NOW, not many data to work with yet man.

We can perhaps mollify her by doing more small things, at least a Manyzen of those too man.

 

We did not leave the casa except to try to retrieve Mini-B., always skoolbuses to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man.

As he closed her garage door, it went off its track, off-rocker garage door man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., who was out, told him by phone not to leave the casa, fruitless trip for us man.

We could have spent our entire day in our casa otherwise, almost achieved it man.

 

Amidst all this, we managed to dish the warsher, only one day late man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

NFL football was then watched, magnificent outcome man.

Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes 2 for the week, anemic start but recovery possible man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mandatory visit to Mama T-B. on Tuesday, required for we man man.

Must try to accomplish a lot of her stuff plus our own, not to be possible man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 48,959]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. resolved to awaken/prep earlier, resolute wee man.

It didn't happen, no man.  

We had to yell yet again, roust carcass wee man man.

He did make the skoolbus, mirabile dictu man.

 

Miu was so mellow as to be almost comatose, major-mellow miu man.

 

We immediately attempted Siesta #1, try to zzz we man.

We dozed for maybe only a couple of minutes,   exhausted we man man.

 

Knocked another item off Mama T-B.'s list, off-knock we man.

Mama T-B. then called for our service, comply we man.

We arrived just in time for lunch,  man.

We consumed chicken parm, peas, and (?) couscous, ingest we man.

After service to Mama T-B., we took to the casa Many (2+1) half-sandwiches, ingest we man.

This enabled Siesta #2, did NOT want to awaken we man man.

 

Din-din was nuked burnt pork ends (Aldi), air-fried tater tots (Aldi), and r'br, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was most of an NBA game, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2+2+1) for the week, half of minimum weekly quota man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. is actually far earlier in bedtime prep tonight than usual, probably tired wee man man.

We are beginning to compile materials for HOA Board meeting, Thursday man.

We must also begin wrapping Mini-B.'s birthday presents, some of them for little orange mini-miu man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited Wednesday at 04:44 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 48,959]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling (?!) Wednesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. actually arose and downstaired himself early, mirabile dictu man.

His breakfast & prep were unrushed and pleasant, imagine that man.

By request, we bought him an app that limits his screen time unless he exercises, ??? man.

In early returns, it seems to be working and he likes it, not a day too soon man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

We spent all morning & early afternoon waiting for dryer-delivery, cool heels we man.

Deliverers showed up half an hour later than promised, go figure man.

We asked them to test power in our electrical outlet, uneasy we man.

Their test showed an adequate Many00 volts, so there's that man.

However, new dryer wouldn't energize,   man.

Deliverers retested all fuses in back of new dryer, all OK man.

We agreed to stop there so that we could caucus with an electrician,  we man.

 

We aysheepily researched & contacted local electricians, oh great man.

One sent their man out within 2 hours, glory be man.

He detected no "ground" in the Many00-V outlet, diagnose further he man.

In short (no pun man), we would have to cut through drywall to install a new ground,   man.

This would cost $Many,000,   man.

A gas dryer would completely sidestep the problem, oh great man.

 

Fee for visit, diagnosis, and breaker-box work was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 -2-2-2),   man.

Guy found Many (2+1) things out of code with our breaker box, ignore for now we man.

These will cost $Many00 to fix,   we man.

 

We researched gas dryers and potential vendors,   and assisted by ChatGPT we man.

No refurbish place had any in our necessary style,   man.

We finally bought a Whirlpool at Worst Buy on slight discount, sigh man.

It will be delivered sometime Friday, probably hose ES-ing man.  

We expect refurb place to refund our purchase of electric dryer, retrieval day uncertain man.

 

Finally retrieved Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, exhausted we man.

Din-din was pork & beans, chicken tenders + honey mustard, and r'br, ingest Two Guys man.

We consumed the entire large bag of tenders, thoroughly ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to game and we wanted to siesta, mutually compatible goals man.

We did not zzz deeply but probably zzz'd some, semi-zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. embedded himself far earlier than usual, maybe up-growing wee man man.

We have compiled the materials necessary for the HOA showdown on Thursday, case of the piles we man.

 

Mama T-B.'s long-term care policies finally paid off, took them longer than half a year to react man.

Mama T-B. actually rather chipper about thi$ circum$tance, $i man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must itinerary ESs/GSs for Fri.-Sat., unknown how many we can attend man.

Doc caucus to shoot up our hip with meat-tenderizer Thursday afternoon, shoot us now man.

HOA caucus in eve, OK Corral possible man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Dashinka 26,472]

When my wife came to the US (fiancé at the time), and we married, she made me clean out all the frozen pizza and canned chili.  Made sense as her cooking is way better than Hormel or Red Baron.

[TBoneTX 48,959]

15 hours ago, Dashinka said:

When my wife came to the US (fiancé at the time), and we married, she made me clean out all the frozen pizza and canned chili.  Made sense as her cooking is way better than Hormel or Red Baron.

Interesting, Bro B man.

 

Ecus rarely eat canned stuff, and they throw it out as bad on the FIRST day of the month of "expiration/best by," sigh man.

Also, every Ecu chica must own a minimum of Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 -2-2-2-1) purses,   man.

[TBoneTX 48,959]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

It was a busy day, see man.

 

Dragged carcass from bed to breakfast/rant Mini-B., successful we man.

Immediately attempted Siesta #1, successful only right before alarm rang man.  

Attempted to extend siesta, partially successful man.

Re-dragged carcass from bed when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man.

On orders, prepped carcass to visit Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man.

Arrived in time for lunch, timing is everything man.

Lunch was chicken marsala, roasted potatoes, and (yuck) beets, told beets to beet it and ingest we man.

Fulfilled Mama T-B.'s requests, still-aysheep senior she man.

 

Returned to casa in time to attempt mini-Siesta #2, less than an hour man.

Dragged carcass to doctor for shot of meat-tenderizer in hip, on-time we man.

Waited in exam room for 1 hour + half an hour, patient before us had complications man.

Finally got shot in Many-minute ([2x2x2]-minute) procedure,   we man.

We feel like a hip individual, Are You Hip like us man.

Responded to aysheep phone message from Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man.

Responded to aysheep text from ex-Mrs.-T-B., aysheep on behalf of aysheep Mama T-B. man.

 

Din-din was from Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, F$WM

Mini-Siesta #Many (2+1) was attempted, far less than an hour man.

 

Went to HOA Board meeting, girded for battle we man.

Waited through entire agenda, not all boring man.

Attempted to speak during open forum, as suggested man.

Was cut off in favor of executive session, just a couple of minutes later man.

Presented our case, verbally and with copious handouts man.

Board quite sympathetic, not our fault man.

They even shook our hand afterward, good sign man.

ChatGPT (our sole support during this prep process) says, "You have won, si man," si man.

We now await confirmation and written instructions so repainting can begin, si man.

And we flung poo at them as a sign of gratitude, expert Superior Primate we man.

 

Mini-B. has suddenly decided that he wants to wear baggy jeans, Manyager decision-making man.

We have ordered him Many (2+2+2+1) blue/black/gray jeans off Amazon, fortunately marked down man.

He is very well pleased with what we got him but won't count them as birthday presents,   man.

 

Worst Buy dryer-deliverers say that we've been scheduled for Friday before noon, si man.

Their window is "o'dark-Many until half an hour before noon,"       man.

We have not even confirmed whether/when refurb place will retrieve electric dryer, oh brother man.

It appears that we will lose most or all of Friday for GS-ing/ES-ing,   man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Despite dryer business, we have itineraried a realistic Friday ES and possibly a GS, itinerary we man.

There's the possibility of more on Saturday, risky to wait man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,106]

Ouch, ouch, ouch.  Oh my word.

 

Went to Walmart this am and saw 38 degrees.  WOW.  Good thing I was prepared and wearing my long thermal underwear.  Only making it up to the mid 60's today, but will make it to the mid 70's tomorrow.

 

That's 38 degrees, or as @TBoneTX would say "NOT many Degrees"

 

And tomorrow we are flying up to Chicago to pick up (another) dog from our breeder.  The weather app says it will be 16 degrees (worse than NOT many).

Fortunately not leaving the airport as the breeder is bringing the pup to us at the airport.  Just hope I don't have to go outside to meet them.  I'm not planning on bringing a "winter" jacket.  It's a very quick trip.  leaving SW Florida about 9:30 and should be back by 8:30.

 

Wish me luck.

[Ban Hammer 14,896]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

That's 38 degrees, or as @TBoneTX would say "NOT many Degrees"

 

 

oh the humanity!  meanwhile, we have snow in kansas

 

[Neonred 4,106]

50 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

oh the humanity!  meanwhile, we have snow in kansas

 

Snow?

 

What's that?  Ha!

 

Is it cold?

[Ban Hammer 14,896]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Snow?

 

What's that?  Ha!

 

Is it cold?

it's a regular day to those of us that have lived here for a while.
to someone from florida, it's "the day after tomorrow".