Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 48,072]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

let me start by flinging some poo

Perhaps without opposable thumbs, this is all that they can do, si and sigh man.
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Dog CDC Announces Eating Own Poo Completely Safe

 

ATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking statement that seemed to do away with all previous data, a group of researchers from the Dog CDC announced that eating your own poo was completely safe.

According to the new data, coprophagia, the common act of dogs ingesting their own feces, was found to be 100% safe and potentially beneficial by dog scientists.  As part of its research, the team cited 12 labradors that "thrived" after regularly consuming their own waste.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-cdc-announces-eating-own-poo-completely-safe

[Neonred 3,948]

Just a quick question.  Is 9:00am too early to start drinking?

 

Asking for a friend...

[yuna628 9,914]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Just a quick question.  Is 9:00am too early to start drinking?

 

Asking for a friend...

Yes if you're an alcoholic. No if you're not.

[TBoneTX 48,072]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Is Many:00am too early to start drinking?

It is if you haven't been to Walmart yet, si man.

It isn't if you've forgotten your P-Math skills, no man.   

[Neonred 3,948]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It is if you haven't been to Walmart yet, si man.

 

 

No Walmart in the Keys and I'm going thru withdrawal.  

 

And yes, I did start drinking well before 9am.....COFFEE!

 

Actually it's about dinnertime and I've not had any alcohol today.  And I almost never drink when I'm not in the Keys, but you know what they say.  " You can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning", or at least I was told that by someone in Key West.

[TBoneTX 48,072]

39 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I've not had any alcohol today

The world is ending, si and EEEEEEE man!  😱

[TBoneTX 48,072]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, no man.

 

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy we man.

Tried intrepidly for a siesta, not very successful zzz man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chunk chicken breast, ingest we man.

A second siesta was attempted, very partial zzz man.

 

Din-din was canned corn and breaded chicken chunks in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was 2 episodes of Better Call Saul, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies cleanly to Many (2x2x2 +2+1) and dirtily to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) bowls for the week, quota achieved man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We must also visit Mama T-B., see we man senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,948]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Tried intrepidly for a siesta, not very successful zzz man.

 

 

You know, here in paradise I have found that a couple of stiff drinks allows me to have a very successful siesta!  

Just saying.

[OldUser 10,593]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

You know, here in paradise I have found that a couple of stiff drinks allows me to have a very successful siesta!  

Just saying.

Oh man, I love the Keys. Been there few times. Such a lovely place. Jealous of you! Have fun

[Ban Hammer 14,566]

a long time ago in a galaxy far far way, i lived in key west - 1966-1968.  had a hurricane come through too.

[Neonred 3,948]

6 hours ago, OldUser said:

Oh man, I love the Keys. Been there few times. Such a lovely place. Jealous of you! Have fun

 

I'm here in the Keys every month, and after the end of the year I'll be able to spend a lot more time here.

[Ban Hammer 14,566]

45 minutes ago, Neonred said:

 

I'm here in the Keys every month, and after the end of the year I'll be able to spend a lot more time here.

is the navy base still operating there?

[TBoneTX 48,072]

21 hours ago, Neonred said:

a couple of stiff drinks allows me to have a very successful siesta

We're talking true zzz, not drunken stupor, zzz and no man.

[TBoneTX 48,072]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

On 9/25/2025 at 11:42 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended all, reliable we man.

Got skunked, sometimes happens man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 48,072]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Friday-on-Saturday report, see man:

 

No skool for Mini-B., in-service day for teechurs man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man.

We left the same for Mini-B., in-zzz-ing wee man man.

 

Visited Aunt & Cousinette T-B. while ES-ing, visit we man.

Off-dropped items that they wanted, deliverables man.

Got gigantic framed university diploma of late Uncle T-B., impressive man.

 

Arrived at casa desperately wanting a siesta, need-zzz we man.

Instead, had to immediately turn around and visit Mama T-B., needy senior she man man.

Mama T-B. very welcoming to Mini-B., delighted senior she man man.

Mama T-B. borderline-scornful toward us, sigh we man.

We did get out at a reasonable time, starving Two Guys man.

However, we (alone) must visit again on Sunday,   man.

 

Friday din-din is typically Costco angusburgers, traditional Two Guys fare man.

However, Mini-B. insisted on a 'roni 'za, insistent wee man man.

We were also ravenous, consent we man.

Up-picked said 'za on way back from Mama T-B.'s, perfect timing man.

'Za met its gastronomic doom within less than half an hour, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) bowls for the week, quota solidly exceeded man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried a GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

We could have done more but don't feel like T-B.-mobiling, si and no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.