Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

It monsooned like an illegitimate male child in morning, build an Ark man.

Managed to skool Mini-B., just made it through use of creative detour we man.

Returned to casa and siesta'd like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

Made several administrative phone calls, all highly successful man.

Identified for Uncle T-B. a very long-term jumbo CD at Many.Many% interest rate, wow man.

We hope that the rate holds for 2 or Many weeks, hope we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. deskooled Mini-B., half-day of penultimate day of skool man.

Brought him back to our casa to see his room, impressed ex-she man man.

Showed Mini-B. how to strip/re-sheet his bed, part of grownup responsibility man.

Miu viewed the above with interest, interested miu man.

We must do 2 LLs now,  but parental duty we man.

 

Visited Uncle T-B. for 1 hour + half an hour, visit we man senior he man man.

Uncle T-B. grouchy and restless, wants hospital discharge man.

Uncle T-B. gave us half a tuna sandwich, ingest we man.

Nooser says 2 to Many more days, get the chronic garbage on the run man.

Rehab probable after that, almost certainly man.

Occupational therapist came in during our visit, highly capable OT she man man.

Uncle T-B. walkered to his room door and back, pretty good effort man.

Cardiac report phenomenal, will outlive everyone else man.

Blood labs improved for second straight day, fingers crossed man.

Nooser also said that we are very popular among the staff, charming we man.

 

Din-din was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

 

Gave Mama T-B. exhaustive debriefing, debrief we man senior she man man.

Mama T-B. thankful that she downloaded all this stuff to us, It Runs Downhill man.

 

We are exhausted, need Siesta #2 man.

Must do aforementioned LLs,  man.

 

Nothing formal for Thursday, informal we man.

Hope to donate our suits, necessary man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 14,086]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

FPoP (First Post on Page) and unread, no see we man.

 

Random thought, see man:  Wouldn't it be charming if human beans were as evolved as Great Apes and could live both on land and in trees, huh man?  

let me know when monkeys explore the challenger deep or step on the moon.........

[TBoneTX 47,130]

2 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

let me know when monkeys explore the challenger deep or step on the moon.........

Flinging poo is far more valuable and fulfilling than those, hmmmph man.

[Ban Hammer 14,086]

23 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Flinging poo is far more valuable and fulfilling than those, hmmmph man.

questions for AI:
- how long would it take for 1 million monkeys to fling enough poo to fill up the challenger deep?
- how long would it take for 1 million monkeys to fling enough poo to build a mountain that can reach the moon?

[TBoneTX 47,130]

34 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

questions for AI:
- how long would it take for 1 million monkeys to fling enough poo to fill up the challenger deep?
- how long would it take for 1 million monkeys to fling enough poo to build a mountain that can reach the moon?

- Already done, yawn man

- Already done, yawn man

- Next time, don't blink or you'll miss it again, no and si man

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Egad, what a day, egad man.

 

Arose early to collect Mini-B. for last day of middulskool, ex-Mrs.-T-B. out on business man.

Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs + several forkfuls of Costco chicken salad, presciently ingest we man.

 

Phone-caucused with Uncle T-B.'s case manager & supervising physician, caucus we man.

Uncle T-B.'s condition has improved, si man.

He has lost Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2-1) -- rant man, Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2-1) -- lbs. in water weight, wow man.

They project his hospital discharge on Friday, project they man.

He will have to go to Skilled Noosering to recondition himself, recondition senior he man man.

This would be for 1 to 2 weeks, egad and  man.

We caucused with the Patient Coordinator at the S.N. facility, accommodating/forthcoming she man.

We caucused with Mama T-B. before, during, and after, caucus we with senior she man man.

Mama T-B. approves of the plans and our monitoring, approve senior she of we man man.

 

We must keep ourself available for the likely discharge, available we man.

Complicating matters is a mandatory doc visit for Mama T-B., wait Many (2+1) weeks for it man.

We hope that the timing works out, hope we man.

 

After the above cauci*, we hastily donated our suits to Favorite Proximal Thrift Shop, donate we man.

     *plural of caucus, si man

From there, we Walmarted for ourself & Mama T-B., didn't have most of our stuff so  we man.

Delivered partial stuff to Mama T-B. and got Uncle T-B.'s keys, si man.

Collected clothes and out-threw garbage at Uncle T-B.'s place, disgusting latter man.

Blew to hospital to visit Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man.

Gave him hearing-aid charger, deaf-as-post senior he man.

Went to second Walmart, skunked again man.  

Returned to casa to service demanding miu, indignant miu man.

 

Din-din was onejar of gefilte fish**, ingest we man.

     **bought earlier on supermarket closeout, financially savvy we man

Gave debriefing to Mama T-B., debriefed senior she man.

Siesta'd exhaustedly at half-past Many (2+2+2+1) p.m., zzz we man.

 

Congratulated Mini-B. on graduating middulskool, somehow pass all classes wee man man.

Hyskool is next, They Grow Up So Fast man.

 

Targeted half a Manyzen ESs for Friday-Saturday, probably will be Saturday man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was our thrilling (?) Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Uncle T-B. to be transferred to Skilled Noosering anytime now, si man.

Hospital doing phenomenally at keeping us posted, amazing man.

Hope transfer happens before we must take Mama T-B. to her doc caucus, fingers crossed man.

[mrmvkjts 483]

happy to announce, I’m one of them citizens now 😎

[TBoneTX 47,130]

44 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

happy to announce, I’m one of them citizens now 😎

QA ma'am is now QA ma'am, si and  QA ma'am!            

 

Update your timeline, si QA ma'am!

Bad delinquent QA ma'am!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT QA ma'am!

Edited Saturday at 01:32 AM by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,894]

1 hour ago, mrmvkjts said:

happy to announce, I’m one of them citizens now 😎

Congratulations 

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Thrilling (??!) Friday report, see man:

 

Awoke and prepped ourself far too early, yawn we man.

Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs + several forkfuls of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

Took half-a-Manyzen phone calls about Uncle T-B.'s discharge status, take we man.

Decided to head to hospital around noon right when payoff call came, timing is everything man.

 

Got to hospital; didn't find Uncle T-B.'s state ID or Medicare cards, stoopid nooser moved them man.

Uncle T-B. discharged at 1 p.m. via ambulance to Skilled Noosering facility, awful timing man.

Uncle T-B. was lunched right then, donate tuna sandwich senior he man and ingest we man.

We had just enough time to retrieve Mama T-B. for her urgent doc caucus, just made it we man.

 

Accompanied poor immobile Mama T-B. to get shots in shoulder & knee, shoot senior she man man.

During this caucus, the District Attorney's office called us about Mini-B.'s attack, si man.

We agreed to put the offender on deferred adjudication, no free ride man.

Told lawyer a lawyer joke that he enjoyed greatly and plans to share, score we man.

 

Did brief grocerying on way back, grocery we man for senior she man man.

Got Mama T-B. up to sweltering crib, why must old people have room temps at Many00 degrees man.

 

Stopped briefly at casa to service demanding miu, service miu we man.

Went straight to Uncle T-B.'s Noosering facility, peak traffic man.  

Spent full hour yelling at Uncle T-B. to find and install his hearing-aids,  we at senior he man we man.

Charmed night nooser and noosering assistant, charm we man she men man.

Reviewed instructions with night nooser, review we man with she man man.

Uncle T-B.'s din-din was tilapia and perhaps mashed potatoes (?), donate senior he man and ingest we man.

 

After extricating ourself, groceried for ourself, expiring coupon man.

Got Many (2+2+2) closeout nuke-packs of elbow macaroni, financially savvy we man.

Returned exhaustedly to casa, service indignant miu we man.

Gave debriefing to Mama T-B., extensive man.

Zero time for a siesta, far too late for zzz man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort and are you kidding us man.

Itineraried a Saturday maximum of 2 GSs and Many (2+2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

Some may bump to Sunday, stamina unclear man.

And that was/is our       thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited Saturday at 03:41 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Itineraried a Saturday maximum of 2 GSs and Many (2+2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

We attended both GSs and Many (2+2) ESs, actually man.

We had itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs, but one was phantom,   man.

 

Two ESs and one GS yieded the take, see man:

  -- half-bottle Keratin Gold conditioner, ~full bottle facial toner, belt = $Many ($2+2+1), OK man

  -- NIP Proctor-Silex electric knife = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

  -- beach towel = $Many ($2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 -2)

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Seen in the news, seen man:

 

 

"Poland will hold a presidential runoff election on Sunday, with polls indicating a neck-and-neck race between a liberal pro-European Union mayor and a Trump-backed conservative from the Law and Justice (PiS) party, oj tak."

 

It's cool to have a PiS party, oj tak.   

 

We suspect that the vote tallies will be Many,000,000 to Many,000,000, oj tak.

Like always, depending on the definition of Many, they will never pick a president, oj nie.

 

And where exactly is our Polish Commie-babe Asia to comment on all this, oj huh huh huh?

Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Awoke far earlier than alarm,   man.

Decided to use time to prep for early start to ES-ing, moderately successful we man.

Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man.

Good thing, too, because we were ravenous by the end of ES-ing, ravenous we man.

Lunch was Subway* right there inside the Subway, ingest we man.

     *WUOC (expiring today) + gift card, financially savvy we man

 

Returned to casa, service indignant miu we man.

Immediately took siesta, zzz we man.

 

Warshered Uncle T-B.'s filthy clothes + bath towel from ES, LL we man.

Visited Uncle T-B. and brought his clothes, visit we man senior he man man.

Weekend nooser said he got belligerent when they tried adding a patient to his semiprivate room,  man.

Will bring him some necessary hygiene stuff, accommodating we man.

 

Enough daylight to mow full lawn, mow-lawn we man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands were used, perspirational we man.

Miu sat on lap as we off-cooled under ceiling fan, sweet lap-miu man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

On Sunday, must grocery for Two Guys week, starts Monday or Tuesday man.

Should also deliver stuff to Uncle T-B., conclude we man.

Several ESs for Sunday but not super-inclined to hit them, si but no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,130]

Sunday ES report, see man:

 

Attended one ES, attend we man.

Nothing found, no man.

Total = $0