Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 47,517]

14 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

You would probably have better luck with the T-shirt.

Then everybody here needs to pony up and buy us one, whee man!   

English and Spanish, please, si man.

[Ban Hammer 14,283]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Somebody here obviously needs a hobby,   man.

that's what i've been saying all along.  so when are you going to get one?

[TBoneTX 47,517]

16 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

that's what i've been saying all along.  so when are you going to get one?

1.          Flinging poo, see man

2.         Being rejected by chicas, see man

Many.  Flinging more poo, see again man

Many.   , see man

[Ontarkie 14,947]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Then everybody here needs to pony up and buy us one, whee man!   

English and Spanish, please, si man.

It's too late now for this festival. 

[Neonred 3,917]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The second (at a church) yielded the take, see man:

 Xmas toilet 

WOW.  You lucky dog.  I'll bet you can't wait for December to arrive.

 

Or perhaps you butt can't wait.

 

 

Edited May 3 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 47,517]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

It's too late now for this festival. 

You order us the t-shirt now regardless, si D ma'am.

Bad cheap make-excusing Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD cheap CHEAP make-excusing MAKE-EXCUSING Ontarklar!

 

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'll bet you can't wait for Manycember to arrive.

You quit with the P-Math transgressions and make Ontarklar order us that t-shirt NOW, si Bro G man.

Bad transgressive non-order-t-shirting Bro G!  Bad, BAD transgressive TRANSGRESSIVE non-order-t-shirting NON-ORDER-T-SHIRTING Bro G!

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Absolutely spectacular weather, Texas weather Many00 man.

However, we were indoors all afternoon, Clean for Gene we man.   

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Despite siesta-length potentially enabling festival-going, we turned practical, sigh man.

We opted to continue up-cleaning the left side of our desk, highly necessary man.

We underestimated the complexity of this activity, ouch man.

We stuffed Many -- si man, Many -- scrap flat envelopes with recycling, staggering amount man.

We shredded a small amount of stuff, shred we man.

 

Among what we found, see man:

 -- an industrial-sized tape measure, quite dusty man

 -- 2 more flashlights, quite dusty man

 -- Many (2+2+1) Scotch Tape dispensers, so that's where they were man

 -- approximately Many Manyzen business cards from various people/places, must categorize we man

 -- quite a few postage stamps, serendipity man

 -- one Manyzen sheets of return-address labels, so that's where all of them were man

 -- Many (2+1) almost-ingested bags of pretzel rods, discard we man

 -- 2 NIP "Mr. Goodbar" candy, not supposed to but will ingest and hose our A1c we man

 -- thick layer of pretzel salt/crumbs, must up-clean we man

 -- a staggering amount of dust and miu-hair, must up-clean we man

 -- approx. one Manyzen (each) sticky-pads & notepads**, quite dusty man

          **now neatly stowed in a plastic tub dedicated for that purpose, organized we man

 

When we finally conquer the desk, we shall attend to the floor, also intimidating man.

However, we intuit that much of it is stray office-supplies, find a way to stow these we man.

Much area is taken up by 2 cartons of Kleenex, unbox and stow in bathroom we man.

There are also several books, shelve these we man.

 

We figure that we will up-clean half the office floor and then vacuum that half, si man.

We will then work on and vacuum the other half of the room, si man.

This system has worked well in the past for us, remember we man.

 

Even though we are inspired to tackle the master bathroom/bathroom closet next, our next project will be the downstairs, more public and too many stacks of papers there man.

 -- We must do the living-room sofa, clothes/papers there man.

 -- We must do the bar area, papers/supplies there man.

 -- We must do the kitchen floor, supplies/bags/cans/jars there man.

 -- We might have to empty the kitchen pantry to reorganize so that new stuff will fit, miu will jump in man.

 

We cannot let our clean-officing go for another Many (2+2+1) or more years, no man.

 

Din-din was onejar of gefilte fish***, ingest we man.

     ***bought recently on supermarket closeout, financially savvy we man

 

Miu is sound asleep on our bed, zzz miu man.

Obviously no party with the rubias tonight, obviously no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited May 4 by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 14,283]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

WOW.  You lucky dog.  I'll bet you can't wait for December to arrive.

 

Or perhaps you butt can't wait.

 

today is the day cheetah discovered indoor plumbing.

 

[TBoneTX 47,517]

2 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

today is the day cheetah discovered indoor plumbing.

We've known about this for eons,   man.

More accurately, today is the day when you first learned that we already know about it, duh and   man.

[Neonred 3,917]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Absolutely spectacular weather, Texas weather Many00 man.

However, we were indoors all afternoon, Clean for Gene we man.   

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Despite siesta-length potentially enabling festival-going, we turned practical, sigh man.

We opted to continue up-cleaning the left side of our desk, highly necessary man.

We underestimated the complexity of this activity, ouch man.

We stuffed Many -- si man, Many -- scrap flat envelopes with recycling, staggering amount man.

We shredded a small amount of stuff, shred we man.

 

Among what we found, see man:

 -- an industrial-sized tape measure, quite dusty man

 -- 2 more flashlights, quite dusty man

 -- Many (2+2+1) Scotch Tape dispensers, so that's where they were man

 -- approximately Many Manyzen business cards from various people/places, must categorize we man

 -- quite a few postage stamps, serendipity man

 -- one Manyzen sheets of return-address labels, so that's where all of them were man

 -- Many (2+1) almost-ingested bags of pretzel rods, discard we man

 -- 2 NIP "Mr. Goodbar" candy, not supposed to but will ingest and hose our A1c we man

 -- thick layer of pretzel salt/crumbs, must up-clean we man

 -- a staggering amount of dust and miu-hair, must up-clean we man

 -- approx. one Manyzen (each) sticky-pads & notepads**, quite dusty man

          **now neatly stowed in a plastic tub dedicated for that purpose, organized we man

 

When we finally conquer the desk, we shall attend to the floor, also intimidating man.

However, we intuit that much of it is stray office-supplies, find a way to stow these we man.

Much area is taken up by 2 cartons of Kleenex, unbox and stow in bathroom we man.

There are also several books, shelve these we man.

 

We figure that we will up-clean half the office floor and then vacuum that half, si man.

We will then work on and vacuum the other half of the room, si man.

This system has worked well in the past for us, remember we man.

 

Even though we are inspired to tackle the master bathroom/bathroom closet next, our next project will be the downstairs, more public and too many stacks of papers there man.

 -- We must do the living-room sofa, clothes/papers there man.

 -- We must do the bar area, papers/supplies there man.

 -- We must do the kitchen floor, supplies/bags/cans/jars there man.

 -- We might have to empty the kitchen pantry to reorganize so that new stuff will fit, miu will jump in man.

 

We cannot let our clean-officing go for another Many (2+2+1) or more years, no man.

 

Din-din was onejar of gefilte fish***, ingest we man.

     ***bought recently on supermarket closeout, financially savvy we man

 

Miu is sound asleep on our bed, zzz miu man.

Obviously no party with the rubias tonight, obviously no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

 

You must be a hoarder.  No wonder the maid hesitates arriving on time. 

[TBoneTX 47,517]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

You must be a hoarder.  No wonder the maid hesitates arriving on time. 

Not necessarily a hoarder, no man.  (The exception is office supplies, lifelong issue man.)

More "buy stuff and never put it where it should go," si and no man.

The very real risk is ending up with duplicates of stuff, giving the hoarding impression man.

 

When we tackle the master-bath closet, we intend to be ruthless* in what we toss, si man.

     *as opposed to being ruthful, whatever that is man

[Neonred 3,917]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Not necessarily a hoarder, no man.  (The exception is office supplies, lifelong issue man.)

More "buy stuff and never put it where it should go," si and no man.

The very real risk is ending up with duplicates of stuff, giving the hoarding impression man.

 

When we tackle the master-bath closet, we intend to be ruthless* in what we toss, si man.

     *as opposed to being ruthful, whatever that is man

Who's Ruth?  You didn't tell us about her.

 

 

[TBoneTX 47,517]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Who's Ruth?  You didn't tell us about her.

We said that we were ruthless,  man!

---

A man showed up at a talent agency with a dog that he claimed could talk, si man.

"OK; let's hear what the dog can do, si man," said the dubious agent, si man.

"What's the texture of sandpaper, huh man?" the man asked the dog, si man.

"Ruff!" said the dog, si man.

"What's on top of a house, huh man?" the man asked, si man.

"Roof!" said the dog, si man.

"And who's the greatest baseball player of all time, huh man?" the man asked, si man.

"Ruth!" said the dog, si man.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" said the agent, throwing them both out the door, bye man.

The dog and the man looked at each other, see man.

"Do you think I should've said 'DiMaggio,' huh man?" asked the dog, si man.

[TBoneTX 47,517]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Another spectacular day that we missed inside, Texas weather Many00 man.

 

Unwillingly awoke Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours before the alarm,   man.

Tried to re-zzz and awoke 1 hour before the alarm,   man.

And no, we did not go to Walmart, no and shaddap Bro G man.

Drank 2 coffees that did nothing, no and no man.

Read Sunday newspaper, as though we comprehended any of it man.

Went for siesta before noon, zzz we man.

 

Awoke a bit better, finally man.

Breakfast/lunch was 2 Costco hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man.

 

Began up-cleaning left side of office floor, horrible man.

Upon partial effort, we found the following, see man:

 -- another Manyzen plastic bags,  man

 -- Many,000,000 scratchpads, legal pads, envelopes, labels, manila folders, and similar,  man

 -- 2 mousepads, so that's where those things were man

 -- Many (2+1) wall electrical outlets, still usable man

 -- onebag of NIP rubber bands completely stuck together,   man

 -- Many (2+2+1) NIP boxes* of Mexican candy that we cannot now ingest, hose A1c man

          *just Many (2+2+2) years old, too,   man

 -- Many (2+2) NIP gently expired medicines, finally  we man

 -- a NIP mattress-cover for full bed, already have one man

 -- an estimable amount of Many-year-old financial documents for shredding, duly shred we man

 -- our Rolodex, so that's where that thing was man

 -- 2 city telephone books from Many (2x2x2) years ago, recycle we man

And we haven't even gotten to the cartons of Kleenex boxes, office supplies stacked all over them man.

 

Miu has excitedly taken part in all the above proceedings, engaged interactive miu man.

 

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

We left the casa for the first/only time, at sundown man.

We took 2 tubs of office supplies, a bag thereof, and loose pieces thereof to ex-Mrs.-T-B., donate we man.

We had Many (2+2) small items for Mini-B., give we to wee man man.

Mini-B. still upset with us, painful for we man man.

We will still let ex-Mrs.-T-B. keep him for "our" week and for her regular week, 2 more weeks man.

We intend to have the casa in shape by that time, concerted exertion by we man man.

 

Currently about to bake our one LL, late start we man.

Must then dish the warsher, de-dish thereafter man.

No plans for Monday beyond up-cleaning, no plan we man man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,917]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We said that we were ruthless,  man!

 

 

So Ruth left you...

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Unwillingly awoke Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours before the alarm,   man.

And no, we did not go to Walmart,

What a shame.  Perfect opportunity lost.