Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 47,103]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended the ES and all Many (2+2) GSs, attend we man.

The Many'th GS and the ES yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- boot jack = $1, deal man

 -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) pinto beans, NIP pack of Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) party plates 

          = $1, steal man

Total = $2

[Ontarkie 14,890]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Foto of rubia now, see man.

 

Ok here is one, she is a beautiful girl with a wild style 

dang it give me a minute it won't work

 

Edited April 11 by Ontarkie

[mrmvkjts 483]

I would ask where my ....male chicks are and if y'all have them hidden somewhere for me, too. 

But to be honest, I'd rather be alone and enjoy myself than be with somebody who annoys me. And it so happens that they all seem to annoy me, lol

 

 

[TBoneTX 47,103]

Special Friday report, see specially man:

 

We were running an errand for Uncle T-B. when messages poured in, uh-oh man.

Mini-B. was in the Skool Nooser's clinic after having been assaulted in skool, uh-oh man.

A kid in F.E. (Fizzicle Education) had insulted his basketball abilities, insults man.

In the locker room, the kid hit Mini-B. in the face and tried to slam his head into a bench, uh-oh man.

The fight was witnessed and broken up by many, see man.

The F.E. teechur hauled the assaulter to the front office, never mess with an F.E. teechur man.

 

Mini-B. was given an icepack but soon didn't need it, only have ice for you man.

He might have a bruise at most, confirmed man.

Other kid will suffer consequences of Class "A" Misdemeanor assault, bye man.

 

Assistant Principal assured us that Mini-B. is Many00% an innocent victim, si man.

Campus chapa (policeman) spoke with us and recorded an interview with Mini-B., file charges man.

We agreed to file the charges, si man.

We shall await contact from the District Attorney's office, anytime from 2 weeks to Many months man.

We & ex-Mrs.-T-B. are looking forward to a lucrative civil lawsuit, $$$$$$$$i man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived at the casa about a minute after we & Mini-B. did, far-off ex-she man man.

She brought flavored cream tea for all of us, nice touch man.

 

In short, all is now well, si man.

Mini-B. even tried to mooch funds for a new video game, forget it man.

We shall now siesta, zzz we man.

And that is our Special Friday report, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,890]

 

Got it this time

[TBoneTX 47,103]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Ok here is one, she is a beautiful girl with a wild style 

dang it give me a minute it won't work

Quitcher teasing regarding fowl rubias, si D ma'am!  

2 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

they all seem to annoy me

Good-or-bad annoyed QA ma'am!  Good-or-bad, GOOD-OR-BAD annoyed ANNOYED QA ma'am!

Just now, Ontarkie said:

Got it this time

You give that hippie-chick a haircut right now, si D ma'am!

[Ontarkie 14,890]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Special Friday report, see specially man:

 

We were running an errand for Uncle T-B. when messages poured in, uh-oh man.

Mini-B. was in the Skool Nooser's clinic after having been assaulted in skool, uh-oh man.

A kid in F.E. (Fizzicle Education) had insulted his basketball abilities, insults man.

In the locker room, the kid hit Mini-B. in the face and tried to slam his head into a bench, uh-oh man.

The fight was witnessed and broken up by many, see man.

The F.E. teechur hauled the assaulter to the front office, never mess with an F.E. teechur man.

 

Mini-B. was given an icepack but soon didn't need it, only have ice for you man.

He might have a bruise at most, confirmed man.

Other kid will suffer consequences of Class "A" Misdemeanor assault, bye man.

 

Assistant Principal assured us that Mini-B. is Many00% an innocent victim, si man.

Campus chapa (policeman) spoke with us and recorded an interview with Mini-B., file charges man.

We agreed to file the charges, si man.

We shall await contact from the District Attorney's office, anytime from 2 weeks to Many months man.

We & ex-Mrs.-T-B. are looking forward to a lucrative civil lawsuit, $$$$$$$$i man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived at the casa about a minute after we & Mini-B. did, far-off ex-she man man.

She brought flavored cream tea for all of us, nice touch man.

 

In short, all is now well, si man.

Mini-B. even tried to mooch funds for a new video game, forget it man.

We shall now siesta, zzz we man.

And that is our Special Friday report, report we man.

Omgosh that is horrible. I'm glad the police officer is letting you press charges. That was something we tried to do when the Tornado was attacked at school but the police officer told us they could not as the school took steps for action. 

I'm glad he is doing good though. 

[TBoneTX 47,103]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

he is doing good

Gracias, si D ma'am.  We are lucky that we had our door closed during our (wonderful) siesta just now, because he's yelling in alternating glee and despair while gaming online with his amigos, split-earing man.

 

And you find QA ma'am a non-annoying boyfriend now, si D ma'am!

Negligent Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

[Ban Hammer 14,078]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, si D ma'am.  We are lucky that we had our door closed during our (wonderful) siesta just now, because he's yelling in alternating glee and despair while gaming online with his amigos, split-earing man.

 

And you find QA ma'am a non-annoying boyfriend now, si D ma'am!

Negligent Ontarklar!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Ontarklar!

she did just that.  said chick is soft and fluffy.

 

[TBoneTX 47,103]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES, non-Special report, see man:

 

Breakfast was a banana, ingest before decomposition we man.

Lunch was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man.

     *bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man

 

Went to run quick errand for Uncle T-B., si man.

Left phone in the T-B.-mobile, quick enough figured we man.

That's when things blew up, see Special Friday Report above man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was aysheep, aysheep ex-she man.

Ex-she man even called Mama T-B.,        man.

Mama T-B. went even more aysheep,  man.

We had medicines to deliver to Uncle T-B., decomposable man.

We talked to Mini-B., who had to write a statement for the skool's records man.

We told him that we would arrive about the time he finished, OK man.

We delivered Uncle T-B.'s pills and hastily combined them with remaining old pills into single bottles**, warp-speed we man.

     **so Uncle T-B. can keep track, disaster in times past man

Uncle T-B. was understanding, no delays man.

We beat it to the skool, see Special Friday Report above man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

This was one of those rare weeks when weekly din-din menu was followed precisely, si and whee man.

Later, Mini-B. consumed onecan of Chef B. Mac & Cheese***, ingest wee man.

     ***bought from a supermarket dent/closeout bin, financially savvy we man

 

We learned from Mini-B. that the assaulter was even bigger than Mini-B., major hulk man.

Kid has been sent to Alternative Skool Many (2+1) times already, violent bad apple man.

We feel good about pursuing both criminal and civil cases, $i man.

The Rojo even offered some opinions, same page we and Rojo man.

 

We might attend large community GS early Saturday, but must arise at o'dark-Many man.

Unsure about other GSs/ESs, not itineraried yet man.

Should up-pick our & Uncle T-B.'s tax folders from CPA midafternoon, taxing experience man.

At Many (2+2) p.m. is neighbor's neighborhood burger/BBQ picnic, ingest till we're sick man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited April 12 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 47,103]

Saturday GS report*, see man:

     *si man, done already, si man

 

We attended large community GS and Many (2+2) single ones, attend we man.

The large GS and 2 others yielded the take, see man:

  -- full pack Spider-Man party supplies** = $1, steal man

  -- seemingly new pair Merrell slip-on soft brown loafers = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man

  -- 2 TI-ManyXA calculators = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2)

 

     **should've gotten the other Many (2+2) available packs,  man

[mrmvkjts 483]

On 4/11/2025 at 4:23 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

Good-or-bad annoyed QA ma'am!  Good-or-bad, GOOD-OR-BAD annoyed ANNOYED QA ma'am!

 

there’s seemingly only tge bad annoying out there right now. 

[TBoneTX 47,103]

4 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

there’s seemingly only tge bad annoying out there right now. 

And the psycho, si and sigh QA ma'am.

[TBoneTX 47,103]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was Costco chicken melts, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of pinto beans*, ingest we man.

     *bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man

 

We siesta'd after our all-too-early GS-ing, zzz we man.

 

Evening was the neighbor's annual BBQ, congregate we and wee man man.

Weather was spectacular and no mosquitoes yet, si and no man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was at least one grilled giant hamburger, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was 2 of said hamburgers, 2 hot dogs, a plate of green beans/squash, and a bowl of grapes/watermelon, ingest we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and cute amiga** showed up, socialize we man with ex-she man and cute she man man.

     **has always politely rebuffed our ask-out requests, sigh man

Met several City Council and Skoolbored candidates, press-the-flesh we man.

Might finally get some action on street repairs, hope we man.

 

Watched most of The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments, watch Two Guys man.

Trying to get Mini-B. embedded, reluctant-as-always wee man man.

 

Probable visit with Mama T-B. on Sunday, daytime or evening function man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 47,103]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SEE MAN:

 

We are within Many pages of needing to start a new Rant thread, si man.

Everyone should suggest names, suggest names man.

We shall choose the ultimate thread-name by consensus, democracy man.

Start with the suggestions now, si man.