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The Seven Dumbest Things Democrats Demand You Believe

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Nature Boy 2.0   8,315

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Just now, Ban Hammer said:

what if you find a spider while waxing?

 

Just now, Ban Hammer said:

what if you find a spider while waxing?

Then you would need a weed eater not a waxing

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elmcitymaven Grand Master

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17 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

what if you find a spider while waxing?

A lady would never find herself in such an unhygienic situation. *sniff*

larissa-lima-says-who-is-against-the-que

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1 hour ago, elmcitymaven said:

A lady would never find herself in such an unhygienic situation. *sniff*

True, but he was asking what YOU would do? :devil: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

(Why do I get the feeling I will be summoned into a courtroom sooner rather than later??)

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3 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

True, but he was asking what YOU would do? :devil: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

(Why do I get the feeling I will be summoned into a courtroom sooner rather than later??)

An excellent question. You are technically correct. I am not a Lady, as I am a proud American, and we have no such ranks of nobility.

 

But you may call me Lady Maven, it does have a nice ring to it.

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Ladies with spiders in the bush?  WOW

 

Thankfully not something to worry about with a Russian woman.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Instead of the legal "Sue the [illegitimate male children]!," we could have "Wax them bush-dwellin' spiders!"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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