North Koreans ordered to produce impossible amount of human manure every day to help save agriculture: report

[Dashinka 23,241]

Hmm, wonder how this will work in the other socialist paradise?

 

North Koreans ordered to produce impossible amount of human manure every day to help save agriculture: report

 

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has commanded every citizen to turn over an impossible 200 pounds of human manure a day for fertilizer in an effort to revitalize the communist country’s struggling agriculture, according to reports.

The country’s leader first made agriculture the forefront of the economic recovery during the New Year’s address.

This led to the mass mobilization of the population to fulfill the government’s wishes and ensure the human manure quotas are met. If the people don’t meet their daily quota, they have to supply over 600 pounds of compost or livestock manure, according to Radio Free Asia.

“The entire population has been mobilized to produce manure as the first major task of the year,” a source told the outlet. “The authorities in each local region task factories, institutions and citizens groups with assigning production quotas to each individual.”

 

“They are demanding that each person produce 100kg of human feces per day, or about 3 tons per month,” the person added. “But how on earth can it be possible for one person to make 3 tons of human feces and deliver it?”

 

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-koreans-ordered-to-produce-impossible-amount-of-human-manure-every-day-to-help-save-agriculture-report

[Ban Hammer 12,836]

it is possible, if they have a taco bell.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

Only 100kg per day?  Let’s send the House over there, should meet the quota in less than a month!   

 

Seriously though... has to be a misprint, or someone has a serious lack of understanding of the amount of poop produced by a person in a day.  Not to mention that I doubt NK wil spend the time and money needed to convert human feces into first a Class B biosolid, let alone a Class A biosolid; this runs the high risk of re-introducing pathogens into the people that ingest food produced with the “night soil”.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Start with Kim. He should be able to meet his quota since he is full of it. 

[TBoneTX 43,058]

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          The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through 100 blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."  The male looks at the female, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
          The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.  After 15 minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.  The angel tells them, "Uh, you have 15 minutes left."
          "Would you care to do it again?" the male asks the female.  "Shall we?"
          She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's!  But let's change positions this time -- I'LL hold the pigeon down, and YOU poop on its head!"

[TBoneTX 43,058]

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