Woman serves hubby really crap curry

[mawilson 2,133]

A Scottish woman has pleaded guilty to "culpable and reckless conduct" after serving

her estranged husband a curry laced with dog excrement, the BBC reports.

Jill Martin, 47, admitted that on 13 March she served up the novel dish to Donald Martin

and "burst out laughing" when he started to eat it. At first she "claimed she had laced

the dish with arsenic, but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead".

Paisley Sheriff Court heard that at the time of the incident, Mrs Martin believed her

husband "had started an affair, although those fears turned out to be unfounded".

The couple had been married for 21 years, but their relationship had "hit an all time low".

Defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh said his client had suffered "continued mental abuse"

over roughly five years which had "taken its toll on her". He added that "Mr Martin had

routinely questioned his wife's parental skills and had started a new business venture

without her knowledge".

Mrs Martin was arrested following the offence, and "banned from going anywhere near

her husband or the matrimonial home in Newton Mearns". Following the guilty plea,

the Sheriff deferred sentence until 1 November, saying he felt "it would be wise to

allow more time for matters to be resolved and [ordering] Martin to be of good behaviour".

Jill Martin pleaded guilty to culpable

and reckless conduct

[Nagishkaw 510]

My now deceased girlfriends mother once served her then husband some fried rat turds because he was an abusive drunk. He never even knew it and complimented her on the meal. This being some 40+ years ago.

[Niels Bohr 72]

Messed up family.

[mawilson 2,133]

My now deceased girlfriends mother once served her then husband some fried rat turds because he was an abusive drunk. He never even knew it and complimented her on the meal. This being some 40+ years ago.

I always thought you were a chick, Nagishka.

[Niels Bohr 72]

My now deceased girlfriends mother once served her then husband some fried rat turds because he was an abusive drunk. He never even knew it and complimented her on the meal. This being some 40+ years ago.

I always thought you were a chick, Nagishka.

I think so. You may have interpreted it wrong or I might have.

[Amby 490]

haha never piss off your wife when she is making you a curry. never know what is going into it.

[Nagishkaw 510]

I am a woman. I am a heterosexual. Maybe I should have worded it, ' my pal, or my best friend who is female' .

[mawilson 2,133]

I am a woman. I am a heterosexual. Maybe I should have worded it, ' my pal, or my best friend who is female' .

Oh.... sorry!

[Nagishkaw 510]

No need to apologize, Ma. At one point I thought you were a woman, too.

[Ban Hammer 12,665]

No need to apologize, Ma. At one point I thought you were a woman, too.

i think many thought mawilson was at one point. maybe time for another poll, mawilson?

[peejay 327]

One thing I learned from working almost 25 years on the Gulf of Mexico on various production platforms and drilling rigs is...never...never...piss off the cook or any of the galley staff (for obvious reasons). Ditto for the employees at a restaurant.

[almaty 19]

excellent advice peejay

[Robor007 0]

One thing I learned from working almost 25 years on the Gulf of Mexico on various production platforms and drilling rigs is...never...never...piss off the cook or any of the galley staff (for obvious reasons). Ditto for the employees at a restaurant.

I hate when I'm out at a restaurant with a group and one of the people gives the waitress a hard time for little or no reason. A few years ago I'm with a few friends when the table across from us got loud. One guy had been babbling on and on and wasn't eating his salad. The waitress came up to take away the salads and jerk-guy asks her 'does it look like I'm finished?' in a very rude and loud voice. She apologized and took away all of the other salad plates. A little while later she came with the meals and jerk-guy says something like, 'you take my meal back to the kitchen until I finish my salad and it better be hot when you bring it back'. This guy was like Mr Underhill from Fletch. I felt like saying, 'STFU and eat your food instead of babbling so the waitress can turn the table and people waiting for the table can eat after you'! This guy had the nerve to call the manager to complain. After they left our table called the manager to say the waitress was not only in the right but took a lot more $hit than any of us would have put up with.

Anyway, I'm guessing that jerk guy has eaten his share of pubes, saliva, bugs, etc and he deserved every bit of it!

[JoeMama 0]

Anyway, I'm guessing that jerk guy has eaten his share of pubes, saliva, bugs, etc and he deserved every bit of it!

He has probably never figured out what he's coughing up every night or out the other end in the morning

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Actual ####### in his curry...

Given that some curries actually taste like ####### to begin with, I'm not sure how you'd tell the difference

Most of the time they come out a lot worse than they go down...

Edited May 2, 2007 by erekose