Melania Trump refuses to share a bed with Donald

[Teddy B 17,252]

I'm hitting the mask.

 

[Teddy B 17,252]

2 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

Finally a fun thread. Something I can sink my teeth into, like a good samich. Speaking of which. 

 

Expect nukes soon . Too much jockalerity.  Plus all this binge drinking is not family friendly 

Binge drinking is how many families get started, it's very family friendly.

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

1 minute ago, Teddy B said:

I'm hitting the mask.

 

Omg I had one of those back in the day.  For real 

[smilesammich 10,727]

1 minute ago, Teddy B said:

I'm hitting the mask.

 

jelly.

[smilesammich 10,727]

3 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

You can say that again 

why gracias amigo. this is how i pay my rent for mi casa with no peurta. *glug glug glug*

[Teddy B 17,252]

Well kids, time for Teddy to hit the road for the weekend. Have a good one, enjoy!

[smilesammich 10,727]

1 minute ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

Omg I had one of those back in the day.  For real 

if it matches the interior of your bunker it doesn't count. just sayin.

[yuna628 9,889]

If she's so miserable, stand up for herself, drop the divorce papers. America will thank her later.

 

[smilesammich 10,727]

2 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

If she's so miserable, stand up for herself, drop the divorce papers. America will thank her later.

 

indeed, if this is the case, i hope she gets every cent she desires.

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

[CaliCat 3,957]

2 hours ago, smilesammich said:

Melania Trump has issued her own executive order: She refuses to share a bed with Donald Trump.

Inside sources have told US Weekly that the 46-year-old Slovenian stunner does not sleep in the same bed with the president even during the rare times when they are in the same city.

“They have separate bedrooms,” one Trump insider told the magazine. “They never spend the night together — ever.”

Added a second insider, “Melania does not keep hidden from everyone around her how miserable she is.”

A third source told the magazine that the couple sleeps in the same room but keeps separate beds, explaining, “It’s very ‘royal’ of them!”

 

I think she's afraid that if she shows up in DC she'll get deported. NY is a sanctuary city, after all. 

[smilesammich 10,727]

11 minutes ago, ccneat said:

*small dill pickle

[Transborderwife 4,666]

22 minutes ago, CaliCat said:

 

I think she's afraid that if she shows up in DC she'll get deported. NY is a sanctuary city, after all. 

All of a sudden her immigration records would be revealed 

[spookyturtle 9,466]

If Melania doesn't sleep with him, I know a few here that would gladly take her place. And they're men.

[Amica Nostra 4,803]

2 minutes ago, spookyturtle said:

If Melania doesn't sleep with him, I know a few here that would gladly take her place. And they're men.

Doesn't count if its just the tip.