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Chiroman   0

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Maybe we should have tried this:

Anna Nicole Smith sexed her way into Bahamian citizenship

A Bahamian newspaper published these two photographs on its front page this morning showing Anna Nicole Smith in bed with the Bahamian immigration minister - the same guy who approved her application for permanent residency.

How many more twists could Anna Nicole's life possibly have? Somebody's probably gonna find her true birth certificate and it's gonna turn out she's not even a person, just an oversized sea monkey.

Is this the wat to a "greencard"

Sorry- totally thought of visa journey when I read this........not meant to offend.

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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Just posing in bed.

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Can someone answer one question for me?

WHY don't they just do DNA tests on ALL the prospective fathers to see who the little girl's Dad really is?

Wouldn't that just seem to be the most sensible first course of action here? I don't get it!!!!!

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Can someone answer one question for me?

WHY don't they just do DNA tests on ALL the prospective fathers to see who the little girl's Dad really is?

Wouldn't that just seem to be the most sensible first course of action here? I don't get it!!!!!

That'd be logical! We don't want logic to get in the way of the media and potential crazy people, now do we? ;)

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Mr. Big Dog   10,747

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Can someone answer one question for me?

WHY don't they just do DNA tests on ALL the prospective fathers to see who the little girl's Dad really is?

Wouldn't that just seem to be the most sensible first course of action here? I don't get it!!!!!

That'd be logical! We don't want logic to get in the way of the media and potential crazy people, now do we? ;)

Facts don't sell. Stories and drama do.

There's your rationale. ;)

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Can someone answer one question for me?

WHY don't they just do DNA tests on ALL the prospective fathers to see who the little girl's Dad really is?

Wouldn't that just seem to be the most sensible first course of action here? I don't get it!!!!!

That would be too logical. They always seem to want to drag things out.

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Sheesh, There's never a dull moment

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5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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Can someone answer one question for me?

WHY don't they just do DNA tests on ALL the prospective fathers to see who the little girl's Dad really is?

Wouldn't that just seem to be the most sensible first course of action here? I don't get it!!!!!

As long as there is a lawyer involved to make a buck, this ####### will go on and on and on.....

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

Not having a good day are we?....lol

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

Not having a good day are we?....lol

Quite the contrary. Today is without a doubt the best day of my life! I am here in PI with Luz and today we picked up her visa!! She will be in the USA on April 6!

I just didn't care about that nasty looking golddigger when she was alive and I care even less now that she is dead. Fox did a full hour on who would get "custody" of her body yesterday. I found it revolting. Bury her and be done with it.

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

Not having a good day are we?....lol

Quite the contrary. Today is without a doubt the best day of my life! I am here in PI with Luz and today we picked up her visa!! She will be in the USA on April 6!

I just didn't care about that nasty looking golddigger when she was alive and I care even less now that she is dead. Fox did a full hour on who would get "custody" of her body yesterday. I found it revolting. Bury her and be done with it.

i'm wondering what they are fighting over her body for. maybe one last go? *shudder*

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

Not having a good day are we?....lol

Quite the contrary. Today is without a doubt the best day of my life! I am here in PI with Luz and today we picked up her visa!! She will be in the USA on April 6!

I just didn't care about that nasty looking golddigger when she was alive and I care even less now that she is dead. Fox did a full hour on who would get "custody" of her body yesterday. I found it revolting. Bury her and be done with it.

i'm wondering what they are fighting over her body for. maybe one last go? *shudder*

hmmm.. i remember my old friend herman's saying..18 to 80....etc..as long as they have not been dead over 72 hours...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Is there anyone else like me who just doesn't give a f##k about this whole thing? I wish it would all just go away. I am really tired of hearing about it!

Not having a good day are we?....lol

Quite the contrary. Today is without a doubt the best day of my life! I am here in PI with Luz and today we picked up her visa!! She will be in the USA on April 6!

I just didn't care about that nasty looking golddigger when she was alive and I care even less now that she is dead. Fox did a full hour on who would get "custody" of her body yesterday. I found it revolting. Bury her and be done with it.

i'm wondering what they are fighting over her body for. maybe one last go? *shudder*

hmmm.. i remember my old friend herman's saying..18 to 80....etc..as long as they have not been dead over 72 hours...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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